Kenny is short for pedantic.
The pedants of society maintain clarity of language for those who would see it destroyed in sloth and apathy.
Without us, you wouldn't be able to understand a single word anyone said in English, nowadays.
Even the language use in "Idiocracy" would seem tame in comparison. Be thankful we exist. The Constitution would have been gutted decades ago without those of us who understand how to read it properly. There is no "interpretation".
If not me specifically, the world needs people like me, to tame people like you.
Cheers,
Kennith