I am rich!

Axel

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Apr 1, 2004
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Yeah, right.... How stupid do these people think we are? Found this in my inbox:

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CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Address: 1000 Colonial Farm Rd, McLean, VA 22101, USA animated bar.gif

Greetings to you,

I Am Hon Mr.Robert Mitchell Director Of The Central Intelligence Agency.

I will be very grateful if you can bring out your time to read this message and honor it. I have not contacted you to tell you stories but i have contacted you to enlighten you about what is going on globally not only in Africa as many US citizens believed. Corruption is a general disease which inflect only the mind of the greedy ones in a society. This leads many people into different kinds of behaviors. Since day one of my service, as the Director of the Central Intelligence Agency and before the position. I have witness a lot of cases and finally a solution was provided not by my power alone but by the grace of God and wisdom applied. I was totally disappointed when i came across your case file and the way it was handled. I went deeply to investigate to know the reason the said fund is not yet delivered to you after all you have spent to the both countries fund monetary agency( BENIN GOVERNMENT) & ( USA GOVERNMENT). And it was a very common reason which is hardly for you to figure out quick, but it takes the grace of God and experienced one to notice. The reason you couldn't find out is because you gave all trust and believe that as long as you send them the money they will do exactly as instructed. Before i commence, i want to ask you some question and these question will answer the reason why your fund has not be delivered to you despite all your effort and fund invested.

MY QUESTIONS ARE;

1) As the soul beneficiary to this said fund, do you have any original document in your hand? I don't mean scan copies of document that might have been sent to you via email?.

2) Did you go in person or send a representative to the fund origin country to sign those papers on your behalf?

3) The person who might have been representing you over there, has he one day sent you the original hard-copies of the document you have been paying for through DHL, UPS OR FED EX Courier company apart from scan copies on email? This are the major reason why your fund has not been released.

The only thing that gave me joy during my investigation and research is that your fund are real. and the Amount Awarded to you as Compensation is $15.5 Million Dollars, ( Fifteen, Million and Five Hundred Thousand Dollars) and It was confirmed to me from the fund origin government official today. the West Africa ECOWAS court chairman has order that we sent a representative on your behalf who will sign and clear your fund and get all the original document successfully to you.

I Hon Mr.Robert Mitchell Director of the Central Intelligence Agency vowed to make sure that i put an end to the cheating. And ensure that your fund is delivered to your home without anymore delay or stress by sending CIA SPECIAL AGENT to West Africa. His mission going down there is to get all the documents and ensure that your fund is released to you with immediate effect. But we can not make any move without your awareness and permission. Therefore, we seek permission from you to enable us achieve the mission.

Thank you and God bless you. More information on the subject matter will be detailed after hearing from you.

Reply Back Urgently

Best Regards,
Hon Mr.Robert Mitchell
Email-(malooramjr@hotmail.com)
Director of the Central
Intelligence Agency
Call Or Text (306) 802-1760
 

p m

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The incredibly low return rate is compensated by the cost of postage needed to deliver this message.

One more reason to establish a price for an email stamp.
 

Ballah06

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Jan 21, 2007
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Savannah, GA
They must have hired all the Nigerian Princes...

Yup. All those unclaimed millions to go around... We better go and claim them, haha. Guess the original writer of the email has no idea about Honorable titles. No idea how some fall for those.
 

Tugela

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May 21, 2007
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Seattle
This email reminds me of the website of a guy who made a sport of messing with the Nigerian scammers. He was a genius at drawing them into protracted conversations and inventing hilarious stories. If you're looking to waste ten minutes laughing at the tables getting turned, peruse a few of the threads posted here:


http://ebolamonkeyman.com/