Way to Go Homeland Security!

jhmover

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Man we're saved from spicy pork sausage and chorizo. Must be the bust of the year.

Spicy pork sausage found in 'soiled diapers'

Mon Oct 27, 9:05 pm ET

McALLEN, Texas ? Customs inspectors scored the makings of a barbecue when a 21-year-old South Texas woman declared several soiled baby diapers at a U.S.-Mexico border crossing.

Suspicious of the chunky diapers, inspectors with U.S. Customs and Border Protection at the international bridge in Hidalgo found several links of spicy pork sausage, or chorizo, inside. The diapers had been folded to look soiled, according to a customs agency statement.

The Mission resident, who was not identified after the Friday night incident, was fined $300 and her chorizo was seized.
 

Jupiter Rover

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I heard on the radio that this guy got on a flight to D.C. with no passport or photo identification, only credit cards and a library card wearing a bin ladin tshirt.. haha.

He just wanted to see if he could do it.
 

D90DC

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All Locks and security procedure are for is to keep honest people honest.... Any system and procedure can be overcome if one has the resources and motivation....
 

Welcome to Hell A

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The TSA held up my 88-year-old grandmother and gave her a good frisking in front of me last week. That was pretty humorous. 88 years old...sheesh. She was a good sport about it.

Off-topic: Just in line in front of me was Dara Torres. I almost never get excited when I see someone famous, but I was quite interested. Her wingspan is huge.
 

Skaramunga

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i got pulled into a special room at logan because of the metal shit i was wearing.

had to drop the ship for the old dude. took like a 20 minutes b4 they let me out.

that's what i get for being sketchy. or that last abduction left an implant in my scrotum.