Weird Request
- Thread starter honda50r
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Aren't you like 17??? Giving an ID to somebody under 21 stupid.. Giving a ID to somebody under 18 REALLY stupid.. Plus we all know this forum is full of senior citizens.. I'm the only one under 25 and I have dark hair and a massive beard..
Id post this up over on Pirate4x4.com, might get some more help there. Just tell them your looking for a blonde male between 21-25 and that you have cash in hand (or can paypal).
honda50r said:I know this is going to get good. (Where's the popcorn smiley?)atriot:
You started the thread. Go order more cheap parts.
You want some odd looks, be standing outside before it opens, first one in the door with your hair all standing straight up, a fresh black eye, muddy boots, ripped jeans and something that looks like blood on your shirt.stu454 said:
Don't forget the quicklime.
You go to UT, have 100 dollars and cant get a fake ID? You are either a cop or a social cripple. Let me explain how this works Nancy:
Step 1. Cut a hole in the box. Ok not really. Go to the crappy side of town on Monday morning. You are in luck because in Knoxville everything besides 2 subdivisions is the crappy side of town. You go on Monday because everyone has blown all their money on booze over the weekend.
Step 2. Wait outside a liquor store. People who are buy booze on Monday morning don't tend to have a lot else going on.
Step 3. Wait till someone who looks remotely like you comes out. Note this can be very remote as bouncers only look at the birthday. Anyone who isn't a woman from Samoa is probably close enough.
Step 4. Offer the $$$ assuming they don't pistol whip you and take the money they will sell it to you. If they do pistol whip you and take the money post pics on here.
Step 1. Cut a hole in the box. Ok not really. Go to the crappy side of town on Monday morning. You are in luck because in Knoxville everything besides 2 subdivisions is the crappy side of town. You go on Monday because everyone has blown all their money on booze over the weekend.
Step 2. Wait outside a liquor store. People who are buy booze on Monday morning don't tend to have a lot else going on.
Step 3. Wait till someone who looks remotely like you comes out. Note this can be very remote as bouncers only look at the birthday. Anyone who isn't a woman from Samoa is probably close enough.
Step 4. Offer the $$$ assuming they don't pistol whip you and take the money they will sell it to you. If they do pistol whip you and take the money post pics on here.
Do you even know how many LEOs post on this board?? Either you're a cop who's trolling, or you're a complete moron... either way, thanks for the laugh!
Dumb-ass.
Nobody worth a shit is going to touch the job at this point. This isn't Hollywood. Blind paper needs more than a fucking roll, and you ain't got it unless you're stacked with sparkles.
You're burned, man.
Cheers,
Kennith
Nobody worth a shit is going to touch the job at this point. This isn't Hollywood. Blind paper needs more than a fucking roll, and you ain't got it unless you're stacked with sparkles.
You're burned, man.
Cheers,
Kennith
