Weird Request
- Thread starter honda50r
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kennith said:
So, will penicillin still take care of it? or for me, the Zpack...I'm allergic to penicillin.
how can I tell if I have it? I've had this itch for the last few weeks that I've just been hoping will go away.
what am I going to tell my wife? hell I'll just blame it on Widener, there's no telling what he did to me after I passed out at URE.
Matt,
We had consensual intercourse, but I don't have any std's. most likely you accidentally sat on the wrong pine cone.
We had consensual intercourse, but I don't have any std's. most likely you accidentally sat on the wrong pine cone.
In all seriousness, back to the original post. Just tell the bouncer you're a gay stunt double for Justin bieber, if that doesn't work blow him.
That's how Erik gets into all these Phish concerts for free, except it's Chris Farley's gay stunt double and he only gives ZJ's.seventyfive said:
The other idea is try going with a large group of girls. They'll assume you're their gay friend that holds all the drunk bitch's hair when they're throwing up whats left of their lien cuisine into the shitter.
Don't you band dorks all hang out in the quad and jerk off to drum corps videos in your free time anyways?
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seventyfive said:
He's busy...
I know this cowboy wouldn't be checking ID's if you just gave him a little bit of your brisket.
ptschram
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You guys are killin' me here.
I'm goin' to Hell along with the rest of you and it will be more fun than the Conclave!
I'm goin' to Hell along with the rest of you and it will be more fun than the Conclave!
This thread went from obtaining a fake I.d. to man on man love....Matt and I were trying to keep the cock and ball talk to a minimum so your gaydar wouldn't go off and lead you here. Sorry.FIVESPDDISCO said:
