You are not traveling if you don't have a shovel.

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The Onion cracks the case, again!
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Report: 38% Of Road Trips End With Burying Friend In Shallow Grave In Desert

PHILADELPHIA—A report published Thursday by sociologists at the University of Pennsylvania has determined that 38 percent of all road trips end with the traveling group of companions burying one of their members in a shallow grave in the desert. “According to our data, more than a third of road...
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Tugela

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Peter, it's not a road trip, it's underlanding.

Real underlanders use ____(insert name of whatever fancypants shovel people are into these days)_________
 
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Tugela said:
Peter, it's not a road trip, it's underlanding.

Real underlanders use ____(insert name of whatever fancypants shovel people are into these days)_________
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I believe you're referring to the Richard Carter shovel.
"This rugged off-road shovel has been the favorite of explorers the world over. Excels in all types of earth, loose, hard pack, mud, sand, gravel, and packed snow. Built with a stout solid ash Crutch T handle that is ergonomically sculpted to the palm of your hand for promoting a firm grip in all types of digging positions."

https://www.roversnorth.com/parts/rtc9659_shovel_rovers_north_expedition
 
Howski

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Must be why I see every mall crawling 4Runner and Jeep with one of these pieces of shit strapped to the roof. By comparison the RN shovel is a bargain and doesn’t make you look like a complete ass
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KRAZY BEAVER™ SUPER SHOVEL (Note, the modular 3 piece design was discontinued January 2015) The “Krazy Beaver Super Shovel” is an All American Made Product. Currently the shovel is available in one size at this time. Measures 40 inches Total length. Excellent for Camping, Hunting and...
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p m said:
The Onion cracks the case, again!
www.theonion.com

Report: 38% Of Road Trips End With Burying Friend In Shallow Grave In Desert

PHILADELPHIA—A report published Thursday by sociologists at the University of Pennsylvania has determined that 38 percent of all road trips end with the traveling group of companions burying one of their members in a shallow grave in the desert. “According to our data, more than a third of road...
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That's bullshit. Everyone knows The Onion is bullshit. All the people I know weigh them down with rocks and sink them into a body of water. Same thing I'm planning on doing with 'stew as soon as I can work out logistics.
 
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DiscoHasBeen said:
That's bullshit. Everyone knows The Onion is bullshit. All the people I know weigh them down with rocks and sink them into a body of water. Same thing I'm planning on doing with 'stew as soon as I can work out logistics.
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Sounds like you have some anger management issues. Did I read that correctly? Are you telling me your going to sink my dead body to the bottom of a puddle?

At least Kenneth was smart enough to pm me when he wanted to duel. But he would loose his mind too when I was discussing stuff with him. Just like you.
 
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discostew said:
Are you telling me your going to sink my dead body to the bottom of a puddle?
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Absolutely not, you will be very much alive when I sink your body into the bottom of that very deep puddle.

At least Kenneth was smart enough to pm me when he wanted to duel. But he would loose his mind too when I was discussing stuff with him. Just like you.

Am I, is this a short bus thing? I feel like I'm picking on a rider of the short bus.
 
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discostew said:
Sounds like you have some anger management issues. Did I read that correctly? Are you telling me your going to sink my dead body to the bottom of a puddle?

At least Kenneth was smart enough to pm me when he wanted to duel. But he would loose his mind too when I was discussing stuff with him. Just like you.
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Where the hell is Kinny!!???
 
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I'm just glad you don't own a car that could make it all the way here.
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I'll borrow the wife's MKX. She works from home and won't miss it. Besides being stupid are you a fatass also? Seems you Down Syndrome people tend to run overweight. Do I need to rent a trailer or would you fit in the back?
 
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DiscoHasBeen said:
I'll borrow the wife's MKX. She works from home and won't miss it. Besides being stupid are you a fatass also? Seems you Down Syndrome people tend to run overweight. Do I need to rent a trailer or would you fit in the back?
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This is fun. You went from some sniveling little dude having a chuckle at my expense with your buddy Josh, to someone I'm supposed to be afraid is going to show up at my door.

Do You do this whole act without a safety net? Cause thats just ....wow. Can I get you a cup of coffee?qualude?
 
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