You can't make this shit up.

DiscoHasBeen

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Once one REALLY sees what happens when 87 and flames meet it kinda sticks with you.

Many, many years ago I came across a story in the local (nearest large city) paper about a program for inner-city elementary aged kids where they introduced them to rural living. You know, where that salad comes from, where that burger comes from, life on the farm, camping (how to start a fire). Apparently the part about starting a fire involved some matches, some wood, gasoline, and a sixteen yr old girl. Anyone want to guess how that ended.....
 
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Many, many years ago I came across a story in the local (nearest large city) paper about a program for inner-city elementary aged kids where they introduced them to rural living. You know, where that salad comes from, where that burger comes from, life on the farm, camping (how to start a fire). Apparently the part about starting a fire involved some matches, some wood, gasoline, and a sixteen yr old girl. Anyone want to guess how that ended.....

both arms on fire non existent eyebrows and screaming?