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Author Message   jim Posted on Monday, November 25, 2002 - 06:31 pm:    I am trying to help my nephews with some of their home work and I can't figure out these slogans. Also not sure why the school chose this as an assignment. Kinda odd I think. But please help if you can. They don't say _______ until they say _______ "The chicken's got the perfect.. _______ality." ______gets out what America gets into. (I think this one is a stain remover but can't remember which one. Thanks in Advance   Jason Bard (Jbard) Posted on Monday, November 25, 2002 - 10:21 pm:    They don't say Landrover Service until they say just give me your wallet jackass. "The chicken's got the perfect.. female quality." Breast! Single Malt Scotch gets out what America gets into.   perroneford Posted on Monday, November 25, 2002 - 11:50 pm:    First one is a Hanes commercial. I don't know about the others.. http://www.inthe80s.com/tvcommercials/h.shtml -P   KJ Posted on Monday, November 25, 2002 - 11:50 pm:    jim, I think the last one is "Tide". Jason's answers are funnier, but I get a better grade, LOL! Karen   jim Posted on Tuesday, November 26, 2002 - 12:12 am:    Thanks guys and gal. Please keep the answers coming. I do like Jason's answers better! jim   Steve (Scrover) Posted on Tuesday, November 26, 2002 - 01:14 am:    OK how about: 'They don't say "it's not supposed to go in there" until they say "I do"' (sorry kids) 'A bail bond gets out what America get into' I don't even want to touch the chicken one! Well, OK then.. 'The chicken's got the perfect combination of breasts and thighs, white meat and dark meat, if only it wasn't called bestiality'. Happy Thanksgiving! Steve P.S. (subliminal message) Buy my stuff!   RVR OVR (Tom) Posted on Tuesday, November 26, 2002 - 01:24 am:    Easy as pie, my mind is a steel trap for this shit... The first one, the assignment has it wrong, it is "I" not "they". Typically some old fat woman holding up underwear. I found it quite disturbing. "They don't say Haynes until I say they say Hanes." Florence Hendersen, aka Carol Brady, talked about the next one quite often... "The chicken's got the perfect.. Wessonality." It's for cooking oil. They were talking about some mmmm hmmmm delicious fried chicken in pan. The jingle for this one still pops into my head from time to time. "Spray and Wash gets out what America gets into."   RVR OVR (Tom) Posted on Tuesday, November 26, 2002 - 01:26 am:    Just a side note, this is probably a real sad state about your nephew's school. When this assignment was originally written, I bet those commercials were still on TV. How is anyone under 30, or 25 at the lowest, going to remember these? Tom   RVR OVR (Tom) Posted on Tuesday, November 26, 2002 - 01:31 am:    The little blue jug is....Dynamo! You're not fully clean uless you're Zestfully clean. Irish Spring: do da do do do do da do do da more irish music, then a whistle. Please don't squeeze the charmin (ok, cheap and too easy). But I do remember the guys name...Mr. Whiffle (or was it Whipple). Don't forget Rosie and Bounty, the quicker picker upper. You really make your mark with Zips! Zips the big Z.... Sorry, they are all rushing back to me now...   Greg French (Gregfrench) Posted on Tuesday, November 26, 2002 - 07:55 am:    I teach high school, and have an 11 year old daughter myself. I am amazed at how many of my old commercial refrences go right over their heads. Occasionally, one will say something about that "TV Land" channel. I guess they have old commercials on there. "Hey....You got your chocolate in MY Peanut Butter!" "Strong enough for a man, but Made for a woman." (NOte: NOT pH balanced for a woman) "Anticipation...it's making me wait..." "Thanks, Mean Joe!"   Andy Nichols (Lrcb40) Posted on Tuesday, November 26, 2002 - 08:11 am:    Here's one from England - or those who have a good grasp of the Queen's english! There's a (ficticious) product called B.U.G.G.E.R. - it stands for "Best Universal Git, Grime and Effluent Remover". The jingle goes "If OMO don't whiten it and DAZ don't brighten it, BUGGER it" LMAO (thanks Jasper Carrott) Andy N   jim Posted on Tuesday, November 26, 2002 - 09:35 am:    You guys are Great! I don't even remember the wesson one. Thanks jim   Rob Davison (Pokerob) Posted on Tuesday, November 26, 2002 - 10:18 am:    ancient chinese secret   Greg French (Gregfrench) Posted on Tuesday, November 26, 2002 - 10:31 am:    What ever happened to Schoolhouse Rock? How many of you learned the preamble of the Constitution by that song? "We the people...in order to form a more perfect union...." Saturday morning was so much better back then when Scooby Doo was new   Greg French (Gregfrench) Posted on Tuesday, November 26, 2002 - 10:35 am:    What was the one for the root beer with the "Frosty Mug Taste" and you held the can with your pinky and thumb like a mug? Good site, Perrone   gp (Garrett) Posted on Tuesday, November 26, 2002 - 12:49 pm:    IBC Rootbeer? but IBC is only in bottles i think. brown ones. that is what i grew up on. "_____ got that frosty mug taste" i am humming it now.   RVR OVR (Tom) Posted on Tuesday, November 26, 2002 - 12:55 pm:    A&W root bear. Come on! Tom   L_Tilly Posted on Tuesday, November 26, 2002 - 03:13 pm:    Tom, you spent WAY too much time in front of the TV in the 70s & 80s. Of course, now that you spend time under, in and around a Disco you're probably lucky to know who the current President is, much less sing a current commercial jingle. Lawrence [email protected] 96 Disco - Beowulf - NH, USA   gp (Garrett) Posted on Tuesday, November 26, 2002 - 03:19 pm:    damn. i was way off. sorry about that obvious blunder. too much crack as a kid i guess. IBC is still my #1 rootbeer. and the redneck drink of choice in PA is........MOUNTAIN DEW! littered along route 22 is that bottle.   KJ Posted on Tuesday, November 26, 2002 - 03:26 pm:    What do you mean???? You're STILL a kid! Karen, muttering like a senile ol' grammaw.....crack THIS!   Ronnie McKinney (Ronnie) Posted on Tuesday, November 26, 2002 - 04:18 pm:    Greg, Schoolhouse Rock was just released on a 2-disc dvd set. All of the original cartoons and a couple of new ones are on there. I have it at the house. Conjunction junction, what's your function...   Bill M. (Circekat) Posted on Tuesday, November 26, 2002 - 05:32 pm:    I'm just a Bill, yes I'm only a Bill, and I'm sittin' here on capitol hill... Much better than: "Oh no, it's Mr. Bill!!!" Where is my scots whisky? Bill M.   RVR OVR (Tom) Posted on Tuesday, November 26, 2002 - 05:34 pm:    You guys missed the huge resergence of the School House rock stuff about 3 years ago when it came out on Video. I think even some rock bands got together and sang the songs on a compliation CD. Ugh. Yes, I did spend waaaaayyyy to much time in front of the TV. My Grandma moved into my bedroom to stay with us when I was about 9. My room was the family room (yes, with TV and showtime/hbo/cinemax). Oh my gosh, I would be up all night in front of that box with the hand on the on/off switch and one eye on the hallway watching for my Dad. The only thing with more of an impression on me than commercials were all the great movies on after 2 am on cable. hoo-aaahhh! I tought the entire grammer school about the birds and the bees! Tom   Leslie N. Bright (Leslie) Posted on Tuesday, November 26, 2002 - 09:38 pm:    I've got that CD... best on it IMHO was Blind Melon's rendition of "Three, Oh, Three, It's a Magic Number".... IBC was available in cans for a little bit... I only saw it once. Ever before and since, only in bottles. I LOVE IBC's Cherry Limeade, and the Tangerine Cream's good too. IBC is my favorite now, I've never been too fond of A&W, but the one I remember fondly from 25+ years ago was Frosty root beer. Haven't seen it in a long time.... My boss at work, we've nicknamed him Mikey, since he'll eat anything, literally!... "Ed here has come up with some new ideas that we think you'll love. And thank you for your support."   KJ Posted on Wednesday, November 27, 2002 - 12:22 am:    "Fresh as a summer's eve....." LOL! Sorry boys..... Karen   gp (Garrett) Posted on Wednesday, November 27, 2002 - 07:48 am:    all wrong Karen. its, "Fresh as a country lane, just after a spring shower.....Summers Eve disposable douch." yes. i was very partial to summers eve. ugh. did anyone every use those? aren't they bad. yuck anyway......yuck, yuck, yuck.   a different edh Posted on Wednesday, November 27, 2002 - 08:11 am:    Leslie, I believe we finally see eye to eye on a subject,lol. Blind Melon was a great band ,heroin sucks . Ed   KJ Posted on Wednesday, November 27, 2002 - 09:25 am:    gp, are you mixing advertising metaphors again???? I think you have your Irish Spring in there, and if you're using Summer's Eve in some off-lable way, I don't want to know about it....Come to think of it I don't want to know about on-lable use, either! Karen   KJ Posted on Wednesday, November 27, 2002 - 09:27 am:    Ed, agreed. Having no more "No Rain" well and truly sucks. Karen   Shawn McKenzie (Shawn) Posted on Wednesday, November 27, 2002 - 03:44 pm:    "You're soaking in it!"   gp (Garrett) Posted on Wednesday, November 27, 2002 - 03:54 pm:    "You ever get that not so fresh feeling?"   KJ Posted on Thursday, November 28, 2002 - 01:01 am:    "How 'bout that jock itch????" Freshen THAT, gp! LOL! Karen   Bill M. (Circekat) Posted on Thursday, November 28, 2002 - 08:27 am:    "Fish for dinner?" "Fred still smoking those cigars?" "Jesus Christ, did a cow shit in here?!" - Parody of ad on Kentucky Fried Movie. Bill M.   Craig Kobayashi (Koby) Posted on Thursday, November 28, 2002 - 09:45 pm:    "Where's the Beef?"   Steve (Scrover) Posted on Friday, November 29, 2002 - 01:18 am:    "If it's not Scottish, it's crap!!" (Mike Myers SNL)   John Lee Posted on Friday, November 29, 2002 - 04:30 pm:    "Jim never has a second cup at home." "Butter!" "We're at World Famous Perino's Restaurant. We've secretly replaced their regular coffee with Folgers crystals...." "How 'bout a nice Hawaiian Punch!" "Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to reach the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?" "It's mountain grown." "Sorry Charlie. Starkist doesn't want tuna with good taste; Starkist wants tuna that tastes good." "Here's to good friends. Tonight is kinda special. The beer we'll pour must say something more somehow. So tonight, let it Lowenbrau." "Mrs. Buttworth, you're the greatest." "When it's time to relax, one beer stands clear. Miller beer. If you've got the time, we've got the beer." And my favorite School House Rock by far: "VERB!! Dat's what happenin'!" Strange how they never show that one any more.   Greg French (Gregfrench) Posted on Monday, December 02, 2002 - 08:53 am:    "Mamma-Meeeah! Dat's a Spicey Meatball!" "How do you spell relief?"   johnb Posted on Thursday, December 05, 2002 - 05:06 pm:    using a feather is kinky,using the whole chicken is perverted.sorry.