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Phillip Perkinson (R0ver4x4)
| | Posted on Friday, December 06, 2002 - 06:16 pm: | 
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Walking down street see Disco pulling out of a bank. Front lights were bright. The rear was dark.. |
Blake Luse (Muddyrover)
| | Posted on Friday, December 06, 2002 - 07:08 pm: |
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i don't get it |
Carter Simcoe (Carter)
| | Posted on Friday, December 06, 2002 - 07:15 pm: |
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sorry, but I don't either. |
RVR OVR (Tom)
| | Posted on Friday, December 06, 2002 - 07:16 pm: |
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The purple cow flies at midnight. |
Phillip Perkinson (R0ver4x4)
| | Posted on Friday, December 06, 2002 - 08:02 pm: |
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Headlights work, but none of the rear lights worked (Lucas strikes yet again) |
Alan Yim (Alan)
| | Posted on Friday, December 06, 2002 - 08:05 pm: |
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Daytime running lights?? |
Phillip Perkinson (R0ver4x4)
| | Posted on Friday, December 06, 2002 - 08:10 pm: |
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it was night. Nightlights were working but none of the lights on the rear of the vehicle were operating.
What lentgh High Lift's do yall use? |
GregH
| | Posted on Friday, December 06, 2002 - 09:16 pm: |
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I want to see the purple cow but I'm taking my umbrella... |
GregH
| | Posted on Friday, December 06, 2002 - 09:34 pm: |
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...and I don't think my car cover will be much good with a cow flying around...that's gonna leave dents. |
RVR OVR (Tom)
| | Posted on Friday, December 06, 2002 - 11:41 pm: |
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60", helps with the cows.
Tom |
Steve (Scrover)
| | Posted on Friday, December 06, 2002 - 11:47 pm: |
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96" High Lift, not taking any chances. |
GregH
| | Posted on Saturday, December 07, 2002 - 01:05 am: |
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It's gettin' deep... |
Rob Davison (Pokerob)
| | Posted on Saturday, December 07, 2002 - 12:07 pm: |
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sometimes i pee in the shower.
rd |
gp (Garrett)
| | Posted on Saturday, December 07, 2002 - 12:23 pm: |
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was that your opening line on Thursday night rob?
ps: i hear ya. it all goes to the same place. |
Robert Sublett (Rubisco98)
| | Posted on Saturday, December 07, 2002 - 01:19 pm: |
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RD, I take baths.  |
Al Oliveira (Offroaddisco)
| | Posted on Saturday, December 07, 2002 - 02:00 pm: |
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Sounds like an Appalachian Jacuzzi |
GregH
| | Posted on Saturday, December 07, 2002 - 04:08 pm: |
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Do you brush your teeth in the toilet? |
GregH
| | Posted on Saturday, December 07, 2002 - 05:57 pm: |
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Forgot the |
Steve (Scrover)
| | Posted on Saturday, December 07, 2002 - 10:46 pm: |
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Mommy Mommy can I lick the bowl? No, you can flush it like everybody else. |
Rob Davison (Pokerob)
| | Posted on Sunday, December 08, 2002 - 12:08 am: |
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before i go to a stillers game i make several slices of bread into toast and then carefully pack them in a ziplock bag and carry them in my breast pocket, next to my nasal spray and sage cigarretts.
then, at half time, i go into the {mens} bathroom and take out a piece of pre toasted bread and encircle the urinal with it letting it gather all the yellow frothy-dried wiz spit and hair. i then proclaim that i like "garlic bread"
the sports fans look on in horror as i eat the bread. simple minded jock types are confused at my actions and decide i should be punish by way of a good old fashion beating.
immediatly after regaining conciousness from the beating i play with myself and wonder if it was all a sick twisted dream.
is that normal?
rd |
Al Oliveira (Offroaddisco)
| | Posted on Sunday, December 08, 2002 - 12:23 am: |
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I don't know if I should puke or laugh. You're a sick man Rob. |
KJ
| | Posted on Sunday, December 08, 2002 - 12:24 am: |
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Jesus, and I thought your snow angels with wood were as bad as it got.......
Karen  |
GregH
| | Posted on Sunday, December 08, 2002 - 02:40 am: |
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After falling off my chair from laughing, I decided I should be scared... |
Robert Sublett (Rubisco98)
| | Posted on Sunday, December 08, 2002 - 07:40 am: |
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That was great RD, simply great! |
Paul D. Morgan (V22guy)
| | Posted on Sunday, December 08, 2002 - 08:44 am: |
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Damn Rob,
Quit making me laugh, it's not helping my hangover. Great team spirit though! I bet that's just another reason Mr Garrett is Jealous of the fine folks from Iron City. |
gp (Garrett)
| | Posted on Sunday, December 08, 2002 - 09:22 am: |
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damn. that boy ain't right. what kind of mind thinks up that shit. haha. i bet he is toasting the bread already. game time is 1 pm today rob. but i am sure you aleady know that. got the Stillers hard hat beer holder and can of Crisco riding shotgun in the RRC i presume!! |
Rob Davison (Pokerob)
| | Posted on Sunday, December 08, 2002 - 11:38 am: |
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i type shit like that up all the time then hit delete. sometimes you just have to let your freak flag fly...
who wants to get together for camping this winter?
i was suffering from an 8 hour / 50% suspension change on a 14 year old range rover in which ever last bolt was rusted or broke off. in that time i injested a 2 litre of mnt dew and i was spiraling down from the caffiene high.
today i shall finish the front, hopefully, while listening to the game.
rd |
GregH
| | Posted on Sunday, December 08, 2002 - 03:05 pm: |
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Yeah, that sounded like about 12 cans of brake cleaner inside an enclosed garage...(I'm still scared..) |
GregH
| | Posted on Sunday, December 08, 2002 - 03:13 pm: |
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You know, Mountain Dew and antifreeze look and taste the same... |
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