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Rans (Rans)
| | Posted on Friday, December 13, 2002 - 11:20 am: | 
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Just Announced
The Office of Homeland Security has just released the names of top Al-Qaida leaders wanted by our Government for Terrorist activities. If you know any of them, please contact the FBI:
M’Balz Es-Hari
Graabir Boubi
Haid D’Salaami
Hous Bin Pharteen
I-Bin Pharteen
I-Zheet M’Drurz
Shaif Hirboush
Al-Suq Akweer
Mustaf Herod Apyur Poupr
Awan Afuqya
J’han el E
Yul Strokheet Al-Wauch
Apul Madeek-Aoud
Yuliqa M’Diq aka Uwana M’Diq aka Usuqa M’Diq
(courtesy of SNL) |
Akweer
| | Posted on Friday, December 13, 2002 - 11:45 am: |
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1998 Land Rover Discovery SE7
- Saudi Grill
- OME HD Springs. You wouldn't believe how much weight you can carry with these things...
- Seats 7 terrorists, err off-roaders in comfort and luxury.
- Seat belts, ABS, and air bags removed because hey, who needs them.
- one of these
- Also included in the price: 47 kilograms of C4!! This stuff is hard to find unless you have the right connections.
I need to sell this RIGHT AWAY as I am leaving the country. Price: $1500 or trade for one international United Airline ticket.
P.S.: The neighbour kids always run after me yelling "Yulsuk Akweer, Yulsuk Akweer". I tell them, no that is my brother. I am Al-Suq. But can I help you? But they always run away laughing. I do not understand this. Do all American children act this way? They do not seem to do this to the other neighbours. It is very rude and they would certainly have their tongues cut out in my homeland. |
the Big Daddy
| | Posted on Friday, December 13, 2002 - 12:21 pm: |
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Hey , Hey who's that 4th from the bottom ? My God , he's just everwhere .
Big Hugs from the dumb fat ass ! |
Greg French (Gregfrench)
| | Posted on Friday, December 13, 2002 - 02:46 pm: |
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Need one of those down here in Myrtle Beach for Tourist Season.
"If it is called Tourist Season, why can't we shoot them?"
Maybe I could get one that shoots Mardi Gras Beads for cruising the blvd! |
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