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Ross Thoma (Rossthoma)
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 02:51 pm: | 
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Some a-hole or c-hole piece of shit put this on the LAND HO....
The dicks did it at the grocery store while my wife was shopping.
Luchy that they left the mud and dirt on the bumper and it came off without a problem, but to bad that I wasn't around to see the %#@%ers or the ax would have been out right quick and he/she would have "detained" until the proper authorities arived.
But in hindsight leaving few of these bump stickers from different urbin and social terrorist factions would make a prety good statement of there own.
Ross Thoma |
Ross Thoma (Rossthoma)
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 02:55 pm: |
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muskyman
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 03:04 pm: |
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ross ,
i was down at marshall fields last week came out of the elevator on the rudolph parking garage to find three guys about to plaster my D1 with that same sticker! they had just done a expedition three cars down. I threatened there lives with a few choice words about the fact that they where 10 stories up on a parking garage and it would be to bad if they fell.
they got the idea.
having been in the packaging world I wonder what kinda toxic heavy metal inks are used on those stickers? |
Blue (Bluegill)
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 03:06 pm: |
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hmmmmmm....that's ironic...someone leaves a bumper sticker on your car that accuses YOU of being the "wastrel, polluter, parasite"
plastics, adhesives, & energy were used to make the bumper sticker - who's the real wastrel?
just like flyers under your windshield wiper, these morons start with a cache of bulk product, then distribute it all over the place piece by piece. The default destination for this bumper sticker is a landfill, or roadside windblown trash - who's the real polluter?
these morons' reason for existing in the first place is YOU - who's the real parasite?
the people who do this kind of thing are the real mobile morons |
Blue (Bluegill)
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 03:10 pm: |
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musky - the best thing to do is crack them in the nose so it at least bleeds profusely. Then plaster the stickers all over their face, paying particular attention to covering the injured nose. When they remove the sticker it'll hurt like hell and the nose will start bleeding again. Better yet to knock them out for a bit so you can make your speedy getaway and the blood will really clot before they come to and yank that sticker off.
it's the little pleasures in life that really count... |
Ross Thoma (Rossthoma)
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 03:11 pm: |
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Musky
I'm hurt that you didn't stop by and visit.
I work at Carteaux (washington and wabash), and also that you didn't open a can of woopass on them.
Luckily she had a dirty bumper and it didn't stick real well.
RT |
the Big Daddy
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 03:16 pm: |
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Moron Mobile sticker......
I need one of those ! |
Paul D. Morgan (V22guy)
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 03:21 pm: |
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I just don't get it....WTF?
I hope these Jackass's come to my town! Because there are 41,000 Marines here that do not take kindly to people messing with their vehicles. |
muskyman
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 03:28 pm: |
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I had my wife and daughter along so I had to be tactful...if I would have came in to Carteaux I'd have no more off-road slush fund.
i was ready to bash some heads but when they saw I was pissed they tried to talk about things, saying this is just our statement . I told them throwing there limp beaten bodies off the parking garage could be mine. I took there bumper stickers and tossed them in a big constuction dumpster and told them to feel lucky I wasent alone in the most dead serious kinda way.
i miss the days of youth and fighting, times like this are like a carnival too me.
my wife(former school teacher) praised me for not messing them up in front of my daughter |
the Big daddy
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 03:48 pm: |
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We had a some what similar issue a few yrs back on a large track of propery up north . Logger we contracted with had his newish skidder chained to a few substantial trees ,started and put into drive . Destroyed the thing. Dumped 30 gallons of hydraulic fluid when the hydro blew . Made more if a mess than what they where trying to protest . State police beleived it was ELF or similar group .
Evan |
Sus (Susannah)
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 03:49 pm: |
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If someone messes with my Rover...I won't look like the sweet, non-violent person that I usually am!
You should have sent your family back in the store and then really hurt them! J/K
I'm all for the environment, but it's so true that, just like putting flyers on people's windshields (actually worse), they just get thrown on the ground and create more pollution!
No matter what my political views are, I would never go around sticking something to people's property. Let's see them plaster stuff on someone's house and get shot! |
Ross Thoma (Rossthoma)
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 04:30 pm: |
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Hell has no fury like when a woman's disco is scorned. Right Sus
Muskyman, since the wife was with you, you were probably right not to come in, this plase can soak up that slush fund in no time at all.
But it would have been nice to meet ya.
I can see how that spot could be dice since there are college residences accross the street by the borders. Good of you to have a nice heart to heart chat with them about physics though. ie gravity and accelaretion. I now know where those punks get their groceries and I can keep a look out for them.
Other than that I hope yopu enjoyed your trip into the mad house that I call downtown Chicago.
Ross Thoma |
muskyman
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 04:40 pm: |
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Ross
we did, we spent the afternoon in fields including a little sit down with santa claus. then caught some dinner at a tree side seat in the walnut room. then a stroll by the windows on state and some caremel corn for the elevator ride.
and the best part is my Disco fits in the parking ramp by about 3".
next time down I will make sure to stop in
thom |
Sus (Susannah)
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 04:43 pm: |
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That's EXACTLY it Ross! She's my baby (for now...no real ones!  ) |
ema
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 05:21 pm: |
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If anyone ever touched my Disco, my non-violent tendencies would fly right out the door. I might even be inclined to use them as a bull bar for some off-roading.
-ema |
Kyle
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 05:26 pm: |
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Now THATS a little freaky. If they feel its ok to do that and we should just understand and get over it, I think kicking in their front door and dragging them out on the lawn in front of their Neighbors while yelling at them that "I simply cannot abide anyone that would rape a child" then stopping to kick the shit out of them every few feet , is something they should understand as its just the statement I am trying to make...
Kyle |
muskyman
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 05:34 pm: |
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ROTFLMAO!!!!
thats a strong statement |
Bill M. (Circekat)
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 08:47 pm: |
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I wonder what the neighbors would think about the "Raping a child" rant. I'm sure that alone would want to make them move to a different community if not to a different county.
Haven't had too much problem with sticker applications here in South Carolina that I am aware of... probably do to the fact that everybody and their families have firearms in plain site in the vehicle and no worries about using them. |
M. K. Watson (Lrover94)
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 09:16 pm: |
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i wonder how they feel about a vibram tattoo on their asses!
mike w |
Al Oliveira (Offroaddisco)
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 09:44 pm: |
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1. Find Eco Terrorists Lead Acid filled battery powered car.
2. Park your vehicles nose-to-nose (bumper-to-bumper) but give yourself about a foot of space.
3. Unspool winch cable and pass under the oversize battery powered toy.
4. Run cable over top of toy car and hook to front recovery point on your vehicle.
5. Lay a plastic tarp over the front of your vehicle.
6. Proceed to winch in the cable. Remember to do this from inside the vehicle as the battery acid from the toy car can burn. The plastic tarp should protect your vehicle for a few minutes. Be sure to remove plastic tarp as soon as the cable is back in the spool. Remember to be careful of the acid.
7. Leave a few bumper stickers on the toy car to help them mop up the chemical spill.
8. Have a nice day. |
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