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Rans (Rans)
| | Posted on Friday, December 20, 2002 - 10:41 am: | 
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MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man,
you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman,
you must love her a lot and not try understand her at all.
MEMORY
Any married man should forget his mistakes,
there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
APPEARANCE
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. |
my96disco (Trevorh)
| | Posted on Friday, December 20, 2002 - 11:37 am: |
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Rans,
Where was this information a few years ago when I needed it. |
Dean Brown (Deanbrown3d)
| | Posted on Friday, December 20, 2002 - 11:51 am: |
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The secret of a great marriage:
All the important decisions are made by the man.
All the unimportant decisions are made by the woman.
What's important or not - that's decided by the woman |
the Big Daddy
| | Posted on Friday, December 20, 2002 - 12:28 pm: |
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Secrets of a cheap divorce:
Prenuptial agreement
Birth control |
Greg P. (Gparrish)
| | Posted on Friday, December 20, 2002 - 12:52 pm: |
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the Big Daddy's birth control of choice?
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the Big Daddy
| | Posted on Friday, December 20, 2002 - 01:07 pm: |
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Gay is the way !
Damn I do have a nice ass |
John Cinquegrana (Johnc)
| | Posted on Friday, December 20, 2002 - 01:15 pm: |
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Oh my..... |
Ron
| | Posted on Friday, December 20, 2002 - 09:18 pm: |
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The guy with the grey hat is looking at you way too intently.
Ron |
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