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KJ
Posted on Monday, December 23, 2002 - 08:56 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

LOL! Sorry, I couldn't resist......

Karen, in the holiday sumthin' or other :)
 

Bill M. (Circekat)
Posted on Monday, December 23, 2002 - 08:59 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

And here I thought it was going to be Camille the G-Wagon Babe!
 

KJ
Posted on Monday, December 23, 2002 - 09:02 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

16 year olds don't know much about *some* kinds of Gs....

Karen ;)
 

Alan Yim (Alan)
Posted on Monday, December 23, 2002 - 10:31 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

ROTFLMAO!!!! KAREN!!! You little trouble maker!
 

Phillip Perkinson (R0ver4x4)
Posted on Monday, December 23, 2002 - 10:40 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Hmmm...Someone sounds frustrated.
 

KJ
Posted on Monday, December 23, 2002 - 11:05 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Phillip, will you please keep up around here???? Damned youngsters...... LOL!

Karen :)
 

Will Roeder (Will_Roeder)
Posted on Monday, December 23, 2002 - 11:15 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

" 16 year olds don't know much about *some* kinds of Gs...."

you sure about that?
lol
 

Robert Sublett (Rubisco98)
Posted on Tuesday, December 24, 2002 - 01:33 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

watch your mouth Will:)
 

Curtis N (Curtis)
Posted on Tuesday, December 24, 2002 - 01:38 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Will - I imagine she does know. After all - she was 16 once herself :)

This is one of those feminine postings where you just accept the comments as fact. Even if you don't quite get it :)

KJ - Rock your world on!

Curtis
 

Eric N (Grnrvr)
Posted on Tuesday, December 24, 2002 - 07:43 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Looks like KJ got a new toy for xmass.. A real stocking stuffer hint hint whink whink :)
 

gp (Garrett)
Posted on Tuesday, December 24, 2002 - 08:34 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

the gift that keeps on giving......and giving........and giving.........

:)
 

KJ
Posted on Tuesday, December 24, 2002 - 09:33 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

You boys are SO bad! Sorry, nothing as exciting and, uh, rewarding as all that. Simply a play on the title of another thread....dayum...

Karen ;)
 

Camille (Gwagenbabe)
Posted on Tuesday, December 24, 2002 - 09:47 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Hey now... I'm 17 (almost 18)!!!! :)


I've got some pix of the G on the trail this past weekend! http://photos.yahoo.com/gwagenbabe

*Camille
 

Rans (Rans)
Posted on Tuesday, December 24, 2002 - 11:23 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Where is Pott's Mtn Camille?
 

gp (Garrett)
Posted on Tuesday, December 24, 2002 - 11:56 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

just down from Weed Hollow dumb ass.

:)
 

GregH
Posted on Tuesday, December 24, 2002 - 01:16 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Keep going and you get to Statutory Peak... :)

GregH
 

E Snyder
Posted on Tuesday, December 24, 2002 - 04:12 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Isn't that just over the hill from Spoiled Falls?
 

E Snyder
Posted on Tuesday, December 24, 2002 - 04:14 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

PS-- Karen, shouldn't your post have read "My friend's G-Spot kicked my ass"?

hehe
 

Camille (Gwagenbabe)
Posted on Tuesday, December 24, 2002 - 06:17 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Potts Mountain is a little trail about 45 mins away from Roanoke, lol.... Has nothing to do with illegal substances!

You guys & gals have a very merry christmas and a safe & happy new years!

Camille`
 

Blake Luse (Muddyrover)
Posted on Tuesday, December 24, 2002 - 08:42 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

some 16 yr olds do know about the famous G-spot, some don't
but when i was that age I made it my business to be a over helpful teacher.

Actually I still like to help
email me we'll do "lunch" LOL
 

Rob Davison (Pokerob)
Posted on Tuesday, December 24, 2002 - 09:51 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

i was in "brookstone" this weekend doing some last minute shopping at the mall they actually had dildo's on the shelf.

rd
 

KJ
Posted on Tuesday, December 24, 2002 - 11:10 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

WOO-HOO! Are we all getting one from you this year, Rob????

Karen :):):)
 

Will Bobbitt (Rkores)
Posted on Tuesday, December 24, 2002 - 11:17 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

You buncha Wankers!

I went into Brookstone and I saw one of there "personal" massagers....I was with a girl, and I was like, "Hmmm...I wonder what that is."

Will
 

Eric N (Grnrvr)
Posted on Wednesday, December 25, 2002 - 10:05 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

KJ, wants a pyrex juicer for xmass.. And I'm not talking about some thing you can make orange juice with either.
 

Rob Davison (Pokerob)
Posted on Wednesday, December 25, 2002 - 11:20 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

karen you are going to make me blush... only naughty girls get one of those, your too nice.

i would have picked one up for good measure, but i was running low on cash. will is right it was called a "personal massager".

rd :)
 

Paul Long
Posted on Wednesday, December 25, 2002 - 02:46 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

OK, I'll fess up, I actually gave my lady a Magic Wand this year. Of course I couldn't wait for Christmas "to give it to her". Here's the stats. YES they are every bit as good as all the hype you hear about them. Unlike all other toys that are tried on "low" and then "High" to only use on high from then on, This baby rocks on low. That's all that is required (so far). God Bless Hitachi. Keeping in tune with the G-thread, There are also accessories available for this monster that hit the spot. Ebay, under the $60.00 retail. Hey, that's the first place I'll put one of my little D-web stickers! I may not be on here much for a while...
 

KJ
Posted on Wednesday, December 25, 2002 - 03:51 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

OMG, I'm falling off my chair here, LOLOLOLOLOLOL! My god Paul, some people will do just about anything for a little ebay feedback.....and now a D-Web sticker......I'm DYIN' here....HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Karen, needs an emoticon for tears of laughter running down cheeks...!
 

Rich Lee
Posted on Thursday, December 26, 2002 - 04:09 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Karen & All

As a physician, I really do have to answer requests for info on "equipment" in this area of interest.

Probably, the REAL "G-Wagen" can be found at this website.

www.sybian.com

Usual disclaimers.....your mileage may vary.
 

charles pastrano (Charles)
Posted on Thursday, December 26, 2002 - 07:07 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

That G comes with a price. Does it light my cigarette afterwards, open a beer and make me breakfast in the morning?
 

Eric N (Grnrvr)
Posted on Thursday, December 26, 2002 - 07:48 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

No, but, it will make your wife/girlfriend never want to touch you again when she can just go sit on the saddle of love.
 

Bill M. (Circekat)
Posted on Thursday, December 26, 2002 - 08:27 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Easy fix there: Hard wire the sybian into an old vibrating bed timer from a sleazy hotel. Make her pay!!!

Just my Seaman's $.02

Bill M.
 

Carter Simcoe (Carter)
Posted on Thursday, December 26, 2002 - 08:33 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

or rig it up so it only comes on after the oven, stove, and vacum cleaner have been used for a certain period of time.....

(I'm running away to hide now, I think I can already hear the female portion of dweb chasing after me)
 

KJ
Posted on Thursday, December 26, 2002 - 08:49 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Rich,

As a physician, I think you might be able to buy one and write it off your taxes. And I quote, from the "Testimonials" page:

It is only three days since we took possession of your Sybian but in that time we have already become better Doctors.

end quote.

Seems like the most pleasant kind of continuing education!

Karen :)
 

KJ
Posted on Thursday, December 26, 2002 - 08:56 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Bill, what's that sound???? OH! It's the sound of your entire 401K being converted into quarters!

Carter, you keep that attitude, and I'm going to add "hard up" to your "rich and spoiled" collection of attributes.

Karen :):):)
 

Carter Simcoe (Carter)
Posted on Thursday, December 26, 2002 - 11:00 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

ha ha, my girlfriend would kick my ass if she read that last post of mine. though actually I can handle myself in a kitchen better than she can. Oh well.
 

Bill M. (Circekat)
Posted on Friday, December 27, 2002 - 08:45 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Thanks Karen, I needed that. Work totally vacuumed today. Glad you enjoyed it!

Luckily for me, the missus doesn't go on D-web and she was working last night.

Bill M. (Please deposit twenty-five cents for the next fifteen minutes.)
 

Rich Lee
Posted on Saturday, December 28, 2002 - 06:42 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Karen,

Thanks for the tip.

Actually, I got CME credit for that a long time ago. Although I am an "Assistant Clinical Professor", certain rules of professional conduct (and 22 years of happy marriage) restrict the type of "hands on" instruction that I can provide.

All I can do now is provide challenging "homework" assignments.


Study hard!

Rich
 

KJ
Posted on Saturday, December 28, 2002 - 10:33 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Rich,

I was thinking more of a home study course. I think that might assure 22 more years of a happy marriage! LOL!

Karen, not a tax advisor, and doesn't even play one on TV! :)
 

Peter Bullock (Downunderdisco)
Posted on Sunday, December 29, 2002 - 05:32 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Nevermind all that. What about Carter's confession of "handling himself" in the kitchen!? I can think of more appropriate venues.... And you and youre girlfriend have competitions for this?!

Pete - sticking with the double entendre
 

Carter Simcoe (Carter)
Posted on Sunday, December 29, 2002 - 06:11 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

I would say something but it would probablly make me sound worse than Rob and his "garlic bread" :)
 

KJ
Posted on Monday, December 30, 2002 - 12:15 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

OMG, Peter, LOL! That one went right past me! Carter, PLEASE no wankin' in the public areas of the home?????

Karen ;)
 

William C. Leek (Onionman)
Posted on Monday, December 30, 2002 - 07:57 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Kind of gives new meaning to the phrase "self-rising dough" doesn't it. Bad image.
 

KJ
Posted on Tuesday, December 31, 2002 - 12:20 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Poor Pop 'n Fresh, he can't catch a break....

Karen ;)
 

Steve (Scrover)
Posted on Tuesday, December 31, 2002 - 12:34 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

wankin' in the winter wonderland...(all together now!)
 

KJ
Posted on Tuesday, December 31, 2002 - 12:48 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Not poor Pop 'n Fresh...last time I looked, he was a smoothie....he and Ken.....

Karen :(
 

Bill M. (Circekat)
Posted on Tuesday, December 31, 2002 - 08:39 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Steve, is that a variant of the infamous classic: "Walkin' 'round in women's underwear"?

LOL
 

Steve (Scrover)
Posted on Tuesday, December 31, 2002 - 08:53 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Hah, not heard that version, but it's something along those lines!

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