The Twelve Days of Rubicon

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Author Message   William C. Leek (Onionman) Posted on Tuesday, December 24, 2002 - 10:01 am:    On the first day of Rubicon, My true love gave to me A Land Rover in the driveway. On the second day of Rubicon, My true love gave to me Two jack stands and A Land Rover in the driveway. On the third day of Rubicon, My true love gave to me Three British flags, Two jack stands and A Land Rover in the driveway. On the fourth day of Rubicon, My true love gave to me Four honking tailgaters, Three British flags, Two jack stands and A Land Rover in the driveway. On the fifth day of Rubicon, My true love gave to me Five golden wrenches, Four honking tailgaters, Three British flags, Two jack stands and A Land Rover in the driveway. On the sixth day of Rubicon, My true love gave to me Six Disco-webbers waving, Five golden wrenches, Four honking tailgaters, Three British flags, Two jack stands and A Land Rover in the driveway. On the seventh day of Rubicon, My true love gave to me Seven bolts a-rusting, Six Disco-webbers waving, Five golden wrenches, Four honking tailgaters, Three British flags, Two jack stands and A Land Rover in the driveway. On the eighth day of Rubicon, My true love gave to me Eight leaks a-dripping, Seven bolts a-rusting, Six Disco-webbers waving, Five golden wrenches, Four honking tailgaters, Three British flags, Two jack stands and A Land Rover in the driveway. On the ninth day of Rubicon, My true love gave to me Nine spanners spinning, Eight leaks a-dripping, Seven bolts a-rusting, Six Disco-webbers waving, Five golden wrenches, Four honking tailgaters, Three British flags, Two jack stands and A Land Rover in the driveway. On the tenth day of Rubicon, My true love gave to me Ten fuses shorting, Nine spanners spinning, Eight leaks a-dripping, Seven bolts a-rusting, Six Disco-webbers waving, Five golden wrenches, Four honking tailgaters, Three British flags, Two jack stands and A Land Rover in the driveway. On the eleventh day of Rubicon, My true love gave to me Eleven oil filters, Ten fuses shorting, Nine spanners spinning, Eight leaks a-dripping, Seven bolts a-rusting, Six Disco-webbers waving, Five golden wrenches, Four honking tailgaters, Three British flags, Two jack stands and A Land Rover in the driveway. On the twelth day of Rubicon, My true love gave to me Twelve quarts of oil, Eleven oil filters, Ten fuses shorting, Nine spanners spinning, Eight leaks a-dripping, Seven bolts a-rusting, Six Disco-webbers waving, Five golden wrenches, Four honking tailgaters, Three British flags, Two jack stands and A Land Rover in the driveway. Merry Christmas to all!!! (See if you can get this out of your head!)   KJ Posted on Tuesday, December 24, 2002 - 11:28 am:    LOL! Another DiscoWeb Classic from the Onionman! Well done! And to cleanse the mental palate, let's all join hands now and sing, "It's a small world after aaaaallll............" Karen, pure evil ;)