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Steve Sherman (Ssherman)
| | Posted on Friday, January 10, 2003 - 12:34 pm: | 
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Got a couple of these from a friend yesterday and thought I'd share...sorry if it's old news.
Cheers
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Steve Sherman (Ssherman)
| | Posted on Friday, January 10, 2003 - 12:41 pm: |
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John Moore (Jmoore)
| | Posted on Friday, January 10, 2003 - 12:53 pm: |
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Good stuff,
With "friends" like those, who needs enemies!
-John |
Steve (Steve2)
| | Posted on Friday, January 10, 2003 - 06:48 pm: |
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actually the size and pattern of the stain
would indicate that he peed before reclining.
looks like a standing stain.....
most likely a hoax imho.
also the placement of the bucket in relation to said stain is suspicious.
inspector gruff |
Jess Alvarez (Jester)
| | Posted on Friday, January 10, 2003 - 11:57 pm: |
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ugh.
Steve....have you ever just wanted to ENJOY something just for the sake of enjoying it? Your humble opinion is duly noted, and iMho, you are being a wee bit over-analytical for a picture that is intended to be a JOKE. Perhaps you should use your detective skills to find a sense of humor.
I guess I didnt realize the post was supposed to be solving the Roswell mystery, or the Kennedy assassination there, Inspector Gruff, but nice detective work anyway.
Nice post, Steve. Very funny. Very enjoyable. |
gp (Garrett)
| | Posted on Saturday, January 11, 2003 - 10:51 am: |
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i just think steve2 has alot of experience here that is all. haha.
hell i have done that more than once. and i am not sure i was all the drunk. i just like that warm feeling. |
adtoolco
| | Posted on Saturday, January 11, 2003 - 11:46 am: |
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Dude....So wrong :-)
-Chris |
Peter Carey (Pcarey)
| | Posted on Saturday, January 11, 2003 - 12:58 pm: |
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For a Jester, your post wasn't very funny either. Neither is mine. Oh wait!! You said "wee bit" HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Lead by example.
pwc |
KJ
| | Posted on Saturday, January 11, 2003 - 05:59 pm: |
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gp,
What's that necklace thing around your neck?
Karen |
Jess Alvarez (Jester)
| | Posted on Saturday, January 11, 2003 - 07:15 pm: |
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Wasn't trying to lead, Pete. I didnt post the pic, I am just pointing out that we dont need to be so over-analytical about a thread that started as a joke, thats all. |
Peter Carey (Pcarey)
| | Posted on Saturday, January 11, 2003 - 11:43 pm: |
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Well, we joke about threads that start out overly analytical, so why not the other way around?
pwc |
Carter Simcoe (Carter)
| | Posted on Saturday, January 11, 2003 - 11:54 pm: |
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Personally I think pissing yourself while you are concious and standing is much funnier than being made to do it while you are passed out.
Uh oh, now someone is going to spend way to much time on an explanation as to how they know that is water on his pants and not piss. I love you guys |
Peter Carey (Pcarey)
| | Posted on Sunday, January 12, 2003 - 12:12 am: |
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Only gp knows. |
gp (Garrett)
| | Posted on Sunday, January 12, 2003 - 10:33 am: |
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no way. rob davison does it in the shower all the time. he actually ENJOYS the feeling.
it's a popcorn necklace. least it's not a pearly one like the ones rob and bill give each other. |
KJ
| | Posted on Sunday, January 12, 2003 - 10:46 am: |
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A popcorn necklace! Perfect! Lovely, and yummy, too, LOL!
Karen |
Rob Davison (Pokerob)
| | Posted on Sunday, January 12, 2003 - 03:51 pm: |
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i've been know to pee in the shower, no shame in that.
gp, shuddup
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Peter Carey (Pcarey)
| | Posted on Sunday, January 12, 2003 - 04:12 pm: |
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To be overly analytical gp, what's the difference between "like" and "enjoy".
"i just like that warm feeling. "
Every man on this board has peed in the shower. And every married man on this board has got a dirty look from their wife when the subject comes up. And no, the "it all goes down the same pipe" arguement doesn't work.
pwc |
charles pastrano (Charles)
| | Posted on Sunday, January 12, 2003 - 05:18 pm: |
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I told my wife it prevents athletes foot. |
Carter Simcoe (Carter)
| | Posted on Sunday, January 12, 2003 - 06:27 pm: |
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well.... it IS sterile |
RVR OVR (Tom)
| | Posted on Sunday, January 12, 2003 - 08:17 pm: |
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Steve obviously never took into account the possibility that the man hangs left. Therefore a greater percentage of urine would have headed towards the left side. Capillary action helped move the liquid onward and even upward. I believe the stain is quite possible from the gentleman's current position.
Tom |
Carter Simcoe (Carter)
| | Posted on Sunday, January 12, 2003 - 08:21 pm: |
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I think you need to lay down, adjust left, piss yourself, and find out Tom. |
RVR OVR (Tom)
| | Posted on Sunday, January 12, 2003 - 09:40 pm: |
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I think I already have. For those of you not yet in college, watch out for "jungle juice" when you get there.
Tom |
Rans (Rans)
| | Posted on Monday, January 13, 2003 - 09:18 am: |
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Here's another:
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Rans (Rans)
| | Posted on Monday, January 13, 2003 - 09:20 am: |
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And Another:
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gp (Garrett)
| | Posted on Monday, January 13, 2003 - 10:56 am: |
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i saw pic some time ago, but it still amazes me that he was like 13 and getting more than i ever did at 17. and most likely getting more than most of us on this BBS now. |
charles pastrano (Charles)
| | Posted on Monday, January 13, 2003 - 11:05 am: |
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Ahhh 13 to go back in time and know then what you do now. |
Al Oliveira (Offroaddisco)
| | Posted on Monday, January 13, 2003 - 11:43 am: |
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Knowing what I know now -- there would be a puddle on that floor. |
gp (Garrett)
| | Posted on Monday, January 13, 2003 - 12:45 pm: |
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we're not back on the peeing issue again are we? great. |
Blue (Bluegill)
| | Posted on Monday, January 13, 2003 - 02:40 pm: |
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Tom's right - the drunk fuck dresses himself on the left.
we had a freshman pledge back in college who kept pissing himself whilst shitfaced. it was funny, except for all the couches he was fouling. we ended up making him sleep on newspapers in the corner during hell week.
another guy had a drunk chick in his room and she passed out and shit herself & his couch. this guy's last name, no kidding, was Schmuck. we had a lot of fun with that one.
GP - shuddup old man |
Jess Alvarez (Jester)
| | Posted on Monday, January 13, 2003 - 08:00 pm: |
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Damn, man that is awfully close to porn ala Pete Townshend.
Pete, Agreed. Peace.
Blue, reminds me of a story of my ex-girlfriend....but we will let that one go....Ugh. What a 'shitty' night.
(get it pete?) |
Leslie N. Bright (Leslie)
| | Posted on Monday, January 13, 2003 - 08:47 pm: |
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I was actually thinking the same thing, that the photochopped pic from the MAR thread got canned, but that that one there is quite a bit closer to getting someone in trouble for real.....
I dunno, I guess having my daughter turn 13 has really made me grow old quick......
-L |
Carter Simcoe (Carter)
| | Posted on Monday, January 13, 2003 - 09:26 pm: |
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allright time for my pissing yourself while drunk story:
One of the guys in the room next to me comes in one day dragging one of those foam egg crates you put on top of matresses behind him, says he found it by the garbage can and didn't know why anyone would throw it out because it appeared to be a perfectly fine egg crate. He puts it on his bed, and over the course of the day mentions several times what a great find it was. After 2 weeks of sleeping on the thing one of the guys down the hall is drinking beer w/ us in my friend w/ the egg crate's room, the subject changes to him pissing himself, which he does quite a lot, it goes on for a while untill he talks about how he did it again a few weeks back. He keeps going talking about how his girlfriend was on her way over and he didn't want her to know he did it again so he throws the sheets in the bathroom and throws his egg crate out. Other guy's face turns white and he stutters "w-w-w-what d-d-did you do w/ the egg crate?", friend number two says "I threw it in the garbage down at this end of the hall so she wouldn't see it on her way up". He then jumps up hollers various obsceneties and throws the thing off his bed and into the hall. Joe then hollers at him "dude, I pissed all over that thing". We literly laugh at him for 30 minutes. The egg crate eventually gets placed by the garbage and is gone again by 1 a.m., some poor bastard is probablly still sleeping on it. |
gp (Garrett)
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 14, 2003 - 08:23 am: |
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when i was young i could only try and be this cool.
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gp (Garrett)
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 14, 2003 - 08:24 am: |
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but this is me now!! 
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Peter Carey (Pcarey)
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 14, 2003 - 08:50 am: |
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"..whatever happens, your toes are still tappin..." |
Leslie N. Bright (Leslie)
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 14, 2003 - 08:55 am: |
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"Yeah, Garrett, I'm going to be needing you to come in to work this Saturday, so we can catch up after these layoffs... oh, and go ahead and plan on coming in on Sunday, too....."
-L |
Carter Simcoe (Carter)
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 14, 2003 - 10:55 am: |
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Did you get that memo about the TPS reports Garrett??? |
Peter Matusov (Pmatusov)
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 14, 2003 - 12:32 pm: |
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man... don't even bring this up! |
Leslie N. Bright (Leslie)
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 14, 2003 - 12:53 pm: |
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Yeah, Garrett, I heard you've been having problems with your TPS reports... what's up with that??
-L |
gp (Garrett)
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 14, 2003 - 12:59 pm: |
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well i have a meeting with the Bob's! |
Prescottj (Prescottj)
| | Posted on Thursday, January 16, 2003 - 12:03 am: |
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At least his friends only made him piss himself instead of getting teabagged by the gay guy that comes to the party with all the sorority chicks |
Eric N (Grnrvr)
| | Posted on Thursday, January 16, 2003 - 06:47 am: |
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Hope you're not talking from personal experience there Prescotti.. |
Prescottj (Prescottj)
| | Posted on Thursday, January 16, 2003 - 12:36 pm: |
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Never been Teabagged Eric but I have seen it about a dozen times and everytime it is still funny |
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