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Tom V (Cozmo)
Posted on Tuesday, January 14, 2003 - 06:36 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

This may also work to prevent being keyed. Make bumper stickers saying I Support the E.L.F.. Every Landrover Fixed or Enjoy Landrover Freelanders or something like that you get the picture. We'll cause an identity crisis for the E.L.F., they will be associated with us evil capitalistic suv lovers. Picture someone key in hand ready to do your Rover reading the bumper sticker, they would move on, leaving your rig alone, thinking you're one of them, you drive a suv because daddy bought it for you, or you're working under cover. The only problem would be having to explain what those gas cans on your roofrack are to the police. The end is near for the E.L.F.

Tom
 

Greg Davis (Gregdavis)
Posted on Tuesday, January 14, 2003 - 09:38 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

I like it!

Of course, it could also mean that you enjoy Keebler Cookies.
 

Carter Simcoe (Carter)
Posted on Tuesday, January 14, 2003 - 10:51 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

How about: "Excecuting Left-wing Faries"???
 

Todd W. McLain (Ganryu)
Posted on Tuesday, January 14, 2003 - 07:04 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Carter,

I'll do you one better: Executing Left-Wing Fairy Proffesors on College Campuses. Where else do you think these kids come up with this crap.
 

Carter Simcoe (Carter)
Posted on Tuesday, January 14, 2003 - 07:39 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Well, I go to a very liberal school and so far my experiences w/ left wing profesors hasn't given me that stance as the ones I know are still FAIRLY level headed. The dumb s around my school pick it up from the various grass-roots organizitons floating pro da around, of course they could (and very likely ARE) be getting their info from the idiotic side of the left-wing-profesor-pool at Berkeley and the like.

I think the better solution would be to simply burn Berkeley and leave it at that. :)
 

Tom V (Cozmo)
Posted on Tuesday, January 14, 2003 - 08:21 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Oh no they've got Carter brainwashed.......
 

Carter Simcoe (Carter)
Posted on Tuesday, January 14, 2003 - 08:23 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

ha ha, don't worry too much I go to school in Arkansas and still think Hillary Clinton is w/ high heels.
 

Tom V (Cozmo)
Posted on Tuesday, January 14, 2003 - 08:32 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Carter I couldn't resist that one.
 

Carter Simcoe (Carter)
Posted on Tuesday, January 14, 2003 - 09:14 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

err, there should be a "the anti-christ" (well, some variation of that) inbetween that "is" and "w/", this computer must have some crazy filter or something. weird.
 

Tom V (Cozmo)
Posted on Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 06:00 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Yeah Carter I hear the liberals have a Clinton filter on the web so be careful, after all Al Gore invented the internet.

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