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Dean Brown (Deanbrown3d)
| | Posted on Friday, March 15, 2002 - 03:23 pm: | 
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How to know when you're a Land Rover owner:
-If you go to get the Sunday paper and come back on Monday without it.
-If you use a hose to clean the inside and the outside.
-When the best route from point A to point B is through the mud.
-When a scratch or a dent is a beauty mark.
-You roll your Rover over and look for it's thingy.
-Your mom and sister can't get in without help.
-You judge every hill you see by how much fun it would be to climb.
-You search for trails in an USAF helicopter.
-You puke when you see a Geo Tracker.
-You get custom pin-striping from trail brush.
-If it takes more than 6 hours to get donuts.
-When you pull into the unplowed parking spots on snowy days.
-When you take your friends wheeling and they say
"What trail -I don't see a trail!"
-Your friends won't ride with you 'cause they don't want to wind up in the desert in the middle of the night.
-When your boss's secretary calls to "recommend" that you wash your Rover
-When you finally wash the mud off, everyone thinks you bought a new Rover.
-You carry emergency supplies and clothing because you never know
where you will end up.
-When your Nerf bars battle rocks and win.
-When it rains and you don't care that your tops and doors are off.
-When you drive around to look at Christmas lights topless.
-When you change your plugs in the parking lot at work on a break.
-If your "Parts Dept." is on blocks behind your house.
-When you take your Mom wheeling and she has to help you flip the Rover
back onto its wheels again.
-You use an ice-scraper on the INSIDE of the windshield.
-You get more heat from holes in the floorboards than through the heater vents.
-Every page of your repair manual has fingerprints.
-Passengers scream "DON'T ROLL IT!" when you take them wheeling.
-You spend more time under your Rover than under your significant other.
-Winter comes and you can't remember where you left the roof.
-You spend more on car washes than on insurance.
-Even worse the car wash won't let you in.
-You complain about everything but smile when you fix everything yourself.
-When you think Mud Brown should be a factory paint color.
-When you feel sorry for someone in a $60,000 Toyota Land Cruiser.
-When you have all your credit card numbers memorized.
-When you slam the door and part of your Rover crumbles to the ground.
-If you get asked to pick up your co-workers in a snow storm and get paid for it.
-Your wife/girlfriend refuses to get in it.
-You are the only one on the street who doesn't plow their driveway.
-You try to run the plow trucks off the road when it snows.
-You have a high-water mark INSIDE the Rover. |
Sean H
| | Posted on Friday, March 15, 2002 - 06:53 pm: |
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While standing outside the LR dealer looking at a Defender 90 my wife asks " Is this thing water tigh?" Brian answers "One day Toyota engineers wanted to know how air tight a landcruiser was. Before they left for the evening they placed a rabbit in the landcruiser. The next morning when they returned the rabbit was dead. Landrover engineers herd this and decided to give it a try. Before going home for the evening they placed a rabbit in a Defender and the next morning when they returned the rabbit was gone " we now own that Defender and love it. |
Ron
| | Posted on Friday, March 15, 2002 - 10:34 pm: |
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Sean that is only funny because it could be true!
Ron |
Leslie N. Bright (Leslie)
| | Posted on Friday, March 15, 2002 - 11:47 pm: |
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ROTFL....
The other day I go out to the Series, and my wife's cat had left footprints all over the INSIDE of it....
-L |
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