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Bob Foster (Coppertop)
| | Posted on Sunday, January 19, 2003 - 11:09 pm: | 
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on a 01 D2??? |
Curtis N (Curtis)
| | Posted on Monday, January 20, 2003 - 12:15 am: |
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Yes - take out the key or shut the door |
Jess Alvarez (Jester)
| | Posted on Monday, January 20, 2003 - 01:06 am: |
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Is that the rat bastard in the parking lot that opens his door into yours, causing a ding in it? If so, merely disabling him would be too good a punishment.
Might I suggest drawing and quartering the door dinger instead? |
OLIVER CLOTHSOFF (Everythingleaks)
| | Posted on Monday, January 20, 2003 - 09:32 pm: |
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The key reminder is on the back of the instrument cluster. The connector is a two wire unit the plugs into the back of the cluster for the speaker. |
Keith Kreutzer (Revor)
| | Posted on Monday, January 20, 2003 - 09:35 pm: |
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Beat the Rat Bastard Door Dinger with a CAT!!!!!
Sorry couldn't help it..... |
Jess Alvarez (Jester)
| | Posted on Wednesday, January 22, 2003 - 01:08 am: |
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Good call Keith.
You kill two birds with one stone with that one. |
Milan (Milan)
| | Posted on Wednesday, January 22, 2003 - 01:18 am: |
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Actually he will kill a Dinger and a Cat, using the cat. No stones or birds involved. |
Robert Sublett (Rubisco98)
| | Posted on Wednesday, January 22, 2003 - 05:56 am: |
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I'm not actually helping, but I'm sure this would disable your dinger.. |
daren
| | Posted on Wednesday, January 22, 2003 - 06:14 am: |
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take the steering wheel shroud off, and there you will see a bunch of wires on top of it. There will be a white one. i recomend thet u test it first to make sure that you have the right one and cut the barstard.
i did and have been sleeping better ever since.
Good luck
Daren |
Jess Alvarez (Jester)
| | Posted on Wednesday, January 22, 2003 - 06:59 am: |
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Milan,
Details, Details
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Keith Kreutzer (Revor)
| | Posted on Wednesday, January 22, 2003 - 10:55 am: |
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Of course there could be a dead bird in the cat in which case there would be a bird involved...
Would that make the bird an accessory to killing the Rat Bastard? |
Milan (Milan)
| | Posted on Wednesday, January 22, 2003 - 12:13 pm: |
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Well Jess,
Like they say: "Don't bring a bird to a cat fight". Or something along those lines. You bring a cat. You bring it in a cat carrier, picture of which was floating around this board at one time, I think. Then you remove the cat from the carrier, grab it by the hind legs (some people use tail but this technique is not as effective). I find the hind legs being stiffer, offer more handling control. Lastly, you start swinging at the enemy delivering blows using the cat's head. If you want better control of your swings, use a dead cat. Their hind legs are the stiffest.
Keith,
I'm not sure about the legalities around a dead bird in the cat. I just know it doesn't help in the fight. They're too light. Now, if the cat was force-fed....I mean accidentally swallowed...the aforementioned stones, you might have an unfair advantage. At that point it does not matter if the cat is already stiff or not. Though I hear a stiff cat full of rocks can be deadly (or was that dead?).
I don't really want to get into this anymore for the risk of hijacking the thread and/or offending cat lovers. |
Keith Kreutzer (Revor)
| | Posted on Wednesday, January 22, 2003 - 09:38 pm: |
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This is starting to get a bit Pythonish isn't it ... |
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