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Jaime (Blueboy)
| | Posted on Friday, January 24, 2003 - 09:15 am: | 
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> Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two
> small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes
> around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In
> your hand is a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds
> before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
> Liberal Answer:
> Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man
> look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring
> him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the
> kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out
> of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is it possible
> he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or
> would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold
> on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so
> confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try
> to come to a conclusion.
> Conservative Answer:
> BANG!
> Texan's Answer:
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (sounds of
> clip being ejected and fresh clip installed)
> Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids
> think?"
> Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!
Jaime |
Paul D. Morgan (V22guy)
| | Posted on Friday, January 24, 2003 - 09:57 am: |
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How's this for crime prevention.....
Have a nice day  |
Jake Hartley (Jake)
| | Posted on Friday, January 24, 2003 - 10:28 am: |
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Texan Gun Control is being able to hit your target! |
Greg P. (Gparrish)
| | Posted on Friday, January 24, 2003 - 11:04 am: |
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Well, there is a saying in Texas!!!!!!!
"Don't mess with Texas............... "
Now you know why. |
Kennith P. Whichard III (Kennith)
| | Posted on Friday, January 24, 2003 - 12:16 pm: |
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YEEEEHHAAAAAWWWWWW!
I keep my Lucheses ahined for just such an occasion, perfect for stomping. Yes, I am from Texas.
Cheers,
Kennith
(still comeing to grips with PA) |
Tom Rowe
| | Posted on Friday, January 24, 2003 - 12:21 pm: |
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Damn, there you people go again, making me feel like I don't fit. Many would define me as a liberal.
My answer?
BANG BANG
But if it were a 45, it might just be:
BANG
I'm a cheap SOB and don't want to waste ammo. |
Ron Ward (Ronward)
| | Posted on Friday, January 24, 2003 - 01:34 pm: |
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This is all courtesy of Neal Boortz's program notes from yesterday. See the site Boortz.com and click program notes for 01/23/2003 for the full note.
Ron Ward |
Matt (Doc175)
| | Posted on Saturday, January 25, 2003 - 12:29 pm: |
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Sounds like the conservative is a better shot |
Todd W. McLain (Ganryu)
| | Posted on Saturday, January 25, 2003 - 09:28 pm: |
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As I a consrvative, I think Tom's answer would be better: BANG BANG
Better to just do the double-tap and make sure he's down for good. |
Dana Giles (Dana_G)
| | Posted on Saturday, January 25, 2003 - 09:58 pm: |
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Yes, I think we can have some bi-partisan agreement there. As another conservative I'll go with the double tap every time....and that's with my .45 Ammo's not as expensive as not finishing the job and facing a civil lawsuit. |
Jake Hartley (Jake)
| | Posted on Saturday, January 25, 2003 - 11:33 pm: |
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yes, double tap and observe.... don't forget the 21 ft rule: a person with an edeged weapon can reach you in 11 seconds and deal a fatal wound to you if you don't stop them... |
Rupert J (Tehamarx)
| | Posted on Sunday, January 26, 2003 - 01:51 pm: |
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Jaime,
Not Politically Correct.
The daughter should've emptied HER Glock and then ask her daddy about her grouping!
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Tom Rowe
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 28, 2003 - 09:25 am: |
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Jake, doesn't take an edged weapon. Read some stuff about the Lethal Force Institute.
One example. Cop blew away half a guy's head. The man then walked down a flight of stairs, out doors, got his gun from his car and turned to reenter the building. Only then did he drop. Luckily for the cop, the man did not have his gun when he was shot. |
Prescottj (Prescottj)
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 28, 2003 - 01:48 pm: |
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The guy was probably all hopped up on pcp and morphine. I have read a poice report one time about officers trying to take down a guy all fucked up on pcp and the officers statement was suspect seamed to have the strength of several men after 3 officers could not wrestle the man down the 2 dogs were released on the suspect with the intention of bringing him down. Still with no luck the each officer shot the man mutiple times in the chest finnally detaining the suspect he died 6 hours later in the hospital
I'm not sure if this is totatly true because I read this report on the internet but I do know first hand what PCP can do to you and I would believe it |
Peter Matusov (Pmatusov)
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 28, 2003 - 01:51 pm: |
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it sounds like most of the America's Finest City's police are texans
peter |
prescottj
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 28, 2003 - 01:55 pm: |
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just being stupid and maybe a little too observant
It is 10 bangs since the shooter is limited to ten rounds by the 94 crime bill |
Dana Giles (Dana_G)
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 28, 2003 - 02:23 pm: |
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Depends what gun you're carrying. It's still perfectly legal to carry a pre-ban gun with inlimited clip capacity. I carry a Glock model 30, .45 ACP. It has 10 round clips, but it's a bit tight stuffing more than 9 into it, so I usually just load 9. |
Zak Ruck (Zak)
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 28, 2003 - 03:08 pm: |
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Alright Ken, another person from PA who wears Lucheses. Which ones do you have? I have two pairs of Lucheses 2000. Love them.
Another conservative doing a double tap here. |
Tom Rowe
| | Posted on Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 11:38 am: |
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!!!!Don't read any further if you are a squeamish male!!!!
I've seen first hand how drugs can make you impervious. When I was doing ER and ICU work a kid was brought in totally whacked on PCP and god knows what else (eventually put away with permamnt brain damage) But while in our care we had to insert a catheter. For those who don't know, this tube go's up the urethra into the bladder, then a bulb is inflated on the end (about 1/2 to 3/4" dia) to keep it from slipping out. Well..this guy got one hand out of his restraint, and pulled the catheter out.
Can you say ouch?
On rec.guns, a number of afganastan vets have commented about how many shots with the 9mm side arm it takes to take down someone with a mouthful of khat. |
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