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muskyman
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 04, 2003 - 05:37 pm: | 
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ALF last night attacked Supreme Lobster and Sea Food in Villa Park IL. they are the largest seafood distributor in the midwest.
alf broke into there secure yard and cut the brake and refrigeration lines on every truck in there fleet.
ALF acused them of having killed billions of sea creatures over the last 25 years.
The FBI has brought in specialists from other parts of the country and have publicly declared they are going to be pursueing every member of the domestic terrorist group.
ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!!! |
Al Oliveira (Offroaddisco)
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 04, 2003 - 06:11 pm: |
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I thought ALF was into cats.
Was this ELF? |
Mark & Bev Preston (Markp)
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 04, 2003 - 06:20 pm: |
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When they find these idiots, lock them away. At some point they will get hungry. Then tell them that we wouldn't want to kill any creatures or plants that are required for the creatures to feed upon - so no food. Feed them dirt. |
muskyman
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 04, 2003 - 06:27 pm: |
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ALF= animal liberation front |
Al Oliveira (Offroaddisco)
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 04, 2003 - 07:23 pm: |
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ah... ic  |
cclemen
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 04, 2003 - 07:53 pm: |
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Vegitarians are the only people that eat life forms that can neither run nor hide. Bastards! |
Carter Simcoe (Carter)
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 04, 2003 - 07:56 pm: |
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LOL |
Al Oliveira (Offroaddisco)
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 04, 2003 - 08:02 pm: |
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But if they're infested with Botfly will they seek treatment and kill the poor little baby animals? |
Axel Haakonsen (Axel)
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 04, 2003 - 08:19 pm: |
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I wonder if they eliminate cockroaches, mice, rats and other disease carrying pests from their own homes, or if "Animal Rights" only applies to cute and cuddly animals. And what about shoes, where do they think the leather comes from? A tree? |
Carter Simcoe (Carter)
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 04, 2003 - 08:52 pm: |
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They wear hemp from head to toe and have "become one" with the roaches |
Tom V (Cozmo)
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 04, 2003 - 08:57 pm: |
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Wait so does ALF eat cats or not |
Carter Simcoe (Carter)
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 04, 2003 - 09:01 pm: |
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they're pussies not cannibals |
Tom V (Cozmo)
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 04, 2003 - 09:03 pm: |
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LOL...... |
KJ
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 05, 2003 - 02:58 pm: |
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Carter, I thought you were dead. Even your self-titled thread seems to have disappeared......
Karen, confused |
Randall Smith
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 05, 2003 - 03:36 pm: |
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You have to get in the food chain somewhere!
Actually I would agree with the environmentalist that it is totally wrong to kill billions of creatures just to get fat. However their terrorism is completly wrong, and even more destructive than the lobster industry. They should be made to pay for the damage.
Also I think this happens a lot, and it is rarely mentioned by the liberal news media.
Randall |
Jim
| | Posted on Thursday, February 06, 2003 - 11:47 am: |
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Those ALF whackos aren’t just terrorists, they’re hypocrites too. I’m willing to bet that every nut-job, vegetarian, bunny-lover out there is themselves, or knows someone, who’s taking some sort of medication. I’m also willing to bet that every medicine in the world (with the POSSIBLE exception of Flintstones vitamins) was tested on animals before it was made available to humans.
They’ll crusade for animal’s rights and then go home and take an aspirin, pop a midol and rub a little Ben Gay on their feet that are sore from where their Berkenstocks pinch.
And I think it’s hysterical that the tear gas that’s used to disperse PETA freaks was also tested on animals to make sure it wasn't TOO dangerous!
-Jim |
Tom Rowe
| | Posted on Friday, February 07, 2003 - 12:58 pm: |
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Every time I eat a vegetable I feel like a cannibal.
TOFU IS DEAD! (a vegetarian friend's bumpersticker) |
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