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Glenn Guinto (Glenn)
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 19, 2002 - 12:55 pm: | 
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a. Your potted plants stay alive.
b. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.
c. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
d. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
e. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
f. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel.
g. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup.
h. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
i. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up.'
j. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo.
k. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
l. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
m. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
n. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's.
o. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
p. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
q. Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one.
r. MTV News is no longer your primary source for information.
s. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits.
t. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff'.
u. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
v. Grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese, diet Pepsi & Ding Dongs.
w. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
x. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
y. You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
z. You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn't apply to you. |
Kyle
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 19, 2002 - 12:58 pm: |
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And my favorite "A boy becomes a man when his "Mark on the world" no longer has anything to do with tires"
Kyle |
JMcD
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 19, 2002 - 01:05 pm: |
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Sex? Who's having Sex? JMcD |
Paul D. Morgan (V22guy)
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 19, 2002 - 01:12 pm: |
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I don't know about you but for me "N" is a little different. Sure I feed my dog Science Diet; but when he is real good, he gets a lager!
Paul |
JMcD
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 19, 2002 - 01:28 pm: |
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Once my Grandma starts telling me sex jokes, I will play Russian Roulette with my .40 Auto.... JMcD |
Dean Brown (Deanbrown3d)
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 19, 2002 - 01:50 pm: |
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It ain't the age Glenn, its the mileage! |
Glenn Guinto (Glenn)
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 19, 2002 - 03:30 pm: |
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lol...
Actually, I guess I can still consider myself immature since "a" and "x" still applies to me.
glenn |
cederholm
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 19, 2002 - 03:56 pm: |
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Thanks Glenn!
I feel a LOT better now.
Carl |
M. K. Watson (Lrover94)
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 19, 2002 - 09:00 pm: |
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OMG i have become my father! |
Roverine
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 19, 2002 - 09:14 pm: |
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LOL!!! (but ...so sad, ...item Z ...  )
Kim |
SOLO
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 20, 2002 - 01:22 pm: |
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Just because you grow old doesn't mean you have to grow up. Taco Bell closes at 12:00 pm in my town.
Larry |
Blue (Bluegill)
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 20, 2002 - 01:42 pm: |
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>"OMG i have become my father!"
LOL - I have said that so many damn times in the past year.
three more additions to the list:
aa. You mainly listen to the smooth jazz radio station - "Quiet Moods" on Sunday morning is your favorite, but you may also tune into the "Acoustic Jam" on the classic rock station on Sunday mornings.
ab. You listen to AM radio
ac. Last year gray hairs on your head were the big stunner - this year it's gray hair elsewhere. |
Leslie N. Bright (Leslie)
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 20, 2002 - 01:47 pm: |
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What really threw me for a loop is when I realized that I listen to NPR w/o trying to find another station....
-L |
Diesel
| | Posted on Thursday, March 21, 2002 - 09:25 am: |
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Leslie,
I have caught myself in the same situation as of late. NPR seems oddly appropriate in the rover though.
Diesel |
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