| Author | Message | ||
     Will Bobbitt (Rkores) Member Username: Rkores Post Number: 205 Registered: 09-2002 |
Anybody got any good funny sayings/insults? - Your about as useless as tits on a bore hog. - Your mother has a glass titty with a goldfish in it. - You'd rather jack off a bob cat with barbed wire than mess with me. - The back of your mother's neck looks like a pack of hotdogs. - If ignorance was bliss than you would be having an orgasm. - Your mother has a peg leg with a kickstand on it. I know this is dumb, but I want to get some new ones.... Will | ||
| Max Thomason (Lrmax) Member Username: Lrmax Post Number: 105 Registered: 11-2002 |
Sometimes we just need to remember what the 12 Rules of Life really are: 1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas. 2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape. 3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are "I apologize" and "you are right." 4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. 5. Never pass up an opportunity to pee. 6. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her - believe them. 7. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, "Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?" 8. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. 9. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance! 10. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you. 11. Work is good, but it's not that important. Money is nice, but you can't take it with you. Statistics show most people don't live to spend all they saved; some die even before they retire. Anything we have isn't really ours; it was given to us to borrow it while we're here...even our kids. So enjoy it while you have it. 12. And finally... Be really good to your family and/or friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan. Life is really so simple! | ||
| Max Thomason (Lrmax) Member Username: Lrmax Post Number: 106 Registered: 11-2002 |
Why are French streets tree-lined? So the Germans can march in the shade. How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? No one knows. It's never been tried. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The army. How many gears does a French tank have? Five, four in reverse and one forward (in case of attack from behind). FOR SALE: French rifles . . .never fired, only dropped once. Dennis Miller specializes in anti-French humor. "The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq," Miller says. "The French are always reticent to surrender to the wishes of their friends and always more than willing to surrender to the wishes of their enemies." The last one is more than a joke. It's shrewd commentary. It captures why the French make such poor allies. When they pulled out of NATO 40 years ago and declared Americans must close down their bases in France, Secretary of State Dean Rusk had a bitterly caustic response. Should we dig up the graves of American soldiers in Normandy, too, and take them home? No French answer was recorded. | ||
| Paul D. Morgan (V22guy) Senior Member Username: V22guy Post Number: 1257 Registered: 02-2002 |
My all time favorite and some day will have posted on my wall at work: "Boy, I am going to slap the taste out of your mouth!" Then there's the Duke with: "Life is hard, Life is harder if you are stupid" Oh yeah and don't forget: "It's not the fall that'll kill ya, it's the sudden stop" | ||
| Ken Tipton (Irish_nv) Member Username: Irish_nv Post Number: 81 Registered: 10-2002 |
that makes about as much sense a Rosie O'Donnel with a rape whistle. I'm about as fustrarted as a group of skinheads watching the jeffersons. | ||
| Eric Pena (Evalp) Senior Member Username: Evalp Post Number: 423 Registered: 06-2002 |
"That is about as useless as tits on a nun" | ||
| Bill M. (Circekat) Member Username: Circekat Post Number: 175 Registered: 03-2002 |
The Great One said: "Theys no way, No Way you sprung from my loins. When we get home I'm gonna smack your momma in the mouf." Jackie Gleason in Smokey and the Bandit. Other interesting ones: - You look like the poster child for Planned Parenthood. - Are you really the worlds only living Heart donor. - I'm sorry, but I never have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent. - You dropped your social security number. - Look! A flock of turtles! - A few fries short of a Happy Meal. - The lights are on, but there's nobody home. - I'm sorry, but would you like another dime to see if you can find somebody who cares? | ||
| Dean Chrismon (Chrismonda) Member Username: Chrismonda Post Number: 71 Registered: 12-2002 |
-I am about as fucked up as a cricket in a hubcap. -I am fine as snuff but half as dusty. -Damn she is fine a a frog hair split three ways. -Does a fat baby fart? -Does 400lbs of flour make a big biscuit? | ||
| Todd W. McLain (Ganryu) Member Username: Ganryu Post Number: 136 Registered: 10-2002 |
If assholes were like airplanes, this place would be an airport. Reading this thread is another 5 minutes of my life I'll never get back. | ||
| Paul D. Morgan (V22guy) Senior Member Username: V22guy Post Number: 1258 Registered: 02-2002 |
Oh Yeah, I remember seeing this bumper sticker in Amarillo, Teaxas: "The only Mad Cow here is Oprah!"  | ||
| Robert Sublett (Rubisco98) Senior Member Username: Rubisco98 Post Number: 674 Registered: 04-2002 |
"PS", this is what part of the alphabet would look like if "Q" and "R" were eliminated. | ||
| Kevin Bridges (Craniac) Member Username: Craniac Post Number: 42 Registered: 02-2003 |
I think your dad wacked off in a flower pot and raised a blooming idiot.Your like a bull in a china shop.Your as useless as a fart in a skillet. | ||
| Prescottj (Prescottj) Senior Member Username: Prescottj Post Number: 382 Registered: 12-2002 |
Kind of off the topic but still funny http://www.justsaywow.com/walmart.htm | ||
| Brian Friend (Brianfriend) Senior Member Username: Brianfriend Post Number: 474 Registered: 09-2002 |
Fighting on the internet is like winning the special olymics. Even if you win you are still retarted. (that was stolen from somebody on this sight) If she had as many pricks sticking out of her as she has had stuck in her she would look like a porky pine. | ||
| Rans (Rans) Senior Member Username: Rans Post Number: 378 Registered: 08-2002 |
Does Howdy-Doody have a wooden ass-hole? Shut yer pie-hole! | ||
| Brad Russell (Bradnc) Member Username: Bradnc Post Number: 126 Registered: 03-2002 |
What's better than winning a gold medal in the Olympics??? Not being retarded! Your mom's like a shotgun...one cock and she's ready to blow. Your moma's like a turtle...when she on her back, she's fucked. What do a twister in Texas and a divorce in Tennessee have in common? They both involve the loss of a trailor. I'm not racist but here goes.... What's the difference between a dead animal in the road and a dead black guy in the road? There's skid marks leading up to the dead animal. What's a black kid get for Christmas? MY bike. How long does it take a black lady to take a shit? 9 months What do ya call a black priest? Holy shit. I'll lay off for now...until you ask for more | ||
| Sean Hanagan (Seanh) Member Username: Seanh Post Number: 205 Registered: 05-2002 |
"I'm not racist but here goes...." Oh, don't kid yourself Brad you're a hugh racist. The post said funny sayings not ignorant offensive sayings. | ||
| Dan Watson (Dwatson) New Member Username: Dwatson Post Number: 8 Registered: 02-2003 |
When I die I want to die like my grandfather did, peacefully, in his sleep. Not like all those other people did, kicking and screaming as his bus went off the cliff. David Letterman: "France wants more evidence [of Iraqi violations]. The last time France wanted more evidence, it rolled right through France with a German flag." Jay Leno: "I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!" Donald Rumsfeld: "Going to war without the French is like going deer hunting without your accordion." | ||
| Brad Russell (Bradnc) Member Username: Bradnc Post Number: 135 Registered: 03-2002 |
Sean...maybe you shouldn't make assumptions on matters about which you know nothing about. I'm in high school at a 50-50 white/black school and play football and basketball...so I have a lot of black friends. We sit around and the white guys tell the black guys their black jokes and the black guys tell the white guys their white jokes. So you're obviously being the ignorant one. What if I said I was offended by disabled kids, cuz I work with them, isn't that offensive? You didn't say anything about that post. Don't judge me. | ||
| Sean Hanagan (Seanh) Member Username: Seanh Post Number: 206 Registered: 05-2002 |
Brad, What you fail to recognize in you 17 years of life is that ANYONE who would post what you did is either a racist or and ignorant man. I have spent 34 years on this planet and grew up in a suburb in the Wasington D.C/Baltimore arean in a diverse school system with friends of all different races and I must tell you I don't now or have I ever found jokes like the ones you told funny in any way. My parents marched for civil rights and taught our family that things like you said,no matter who your audience is are ignorant. For the last 7 years I've been a teacher of kids your age and I do understand that you are young and learning the ways of the world but the one thing I can tell you is if you tell jokes and post things like you did you will be seen by others as a racist. I don't judge you, I don't have to judge you. You made it clear that your character is in question. With regard to your question about the disabled kids comments, I'm sure you noticed that none were made by me. I don't mean to be harsh and I know you think I'm just some old dude(teacher) who doesn't understand but weather you like it or not what you say reflects on your character and when all is said and done that is all you have. | ||
| Jack Parker (Jack) Member Username: Jack Post Number: 99 Registered: 03-2002 |
Brad, What you wrote is just plain wrong. This is a public forum and that was tasteless, disgusting, and OFFENSIVE. You’re young, so here’s a chance to learn a great lesson….. be a man and apologize. Don’t try and defend yourself - admit you made a mistake and you may earn back a small percentage of the respect you lost from everyone here. Jack | ||
| Adam Ross (Discodriveradam) Member Username: Discodriveradam Post Number: 52 Registered: 01-2003 |
Well said Sean. But Brad, I know what you are saying man. I'm 18, young and immature just like you, and my friends and I make jokes like that all the time (and half of them are not Caucasian). But you see, it's just that: they are my friends. We make those jokes in private, in our circle of friends, and they are funny because we individually know that they are not offensive, and that they are meant to be just light-hearted quips, not abrasive pokes at another's race. When you post sayings like those on an Internet bulletin board, you are displaying them to (predominantly) total strangers(some of whom probably being of the ethnic origin(s) in your sayings) who might be offended by them. So even though you are not a racist, and your black friends don't label you as a racist when they hear you say those things, don't take for granted that everyone will find them as amusing. Know your audience, and if that's not feasible (as in this instance), refrain and let common sense dictate your actions. | ||
| Leslie N. Bright (Leslie) Senior Member Username: Leslie Post Number: 1841 Registered: 02-2002 |
Hmmmm........ Flip comes to mind... Y'all ought to check the archives..... -L | ||
| Ken Tipton (Irish_nv) Member Username: Irish_nv Post Number: 82 Registered: 10-2002 |
Hmmm you can dis the french and the retards but not the blacks. (at least you can and you won't hear about it from sean). Were the comments a little over the top? Probably. But if you replaced those comments with jap or flip or any other racial sure it would be no big deal. People are quick to call people out when the race in question is black. Cut the kid some slack. I was taken back at first read but then just read it for what it was.... a joke. It probably isn't appropriate for this BB that is what we have moderators for. Just curious what Peronne's thoughts are. | ||
| Paul D. Morgan (V22guy) Senior Member Username: V22guy Post Number: 1265 Registered: 02-2002 |
LOL... This reminds me of the Movie "Blazing Saddles," in the scene where everybody had to get together to build the town. "We take everybody.....but NOT the Irish" "Oh all right, we'll take the Irish to,,,,come on" | ||
| TPH (Snowman) Senior Member Username: Snowman Post Number: 271 Registered: 12-2002 |
Brad- That was extremely offensive. Sean summed it up well and I'll leave it at that. S- | ||
| Joe Blanchard (Joeblanch) New Member Username: Joeblanch Post Number: 16 Registered: 01-2003 |
What about all the offensive remarks to the "Nuns" on the board? | ||
| TPH (Snowman) Senior Member Username: Snowman Post Number: 272 Registered: 12-2002 |
Since I've known many, many nuns in my lifetime, they would forgive them. Of course a select few would wack him good first, then move on to the forgiving part. S- | ||
| Joe Blanchard (Joeblanch) New Member Username: Joeblanch Post Number: 18 Registered: 01-2003 |
I wonder if there are any "DiscoNuns"? | ||
| Todd W. McLain (Ganryu) Member Username: Ganryu Post Number: 137 Registered: 10-2002 |
Joe, Probably not, as we have all benn informed by their television campaign that Jesus (and therefore preists, nuns, etc) wouldn't drive an SUV. | ||
| Todd W. McLain (Ganryu) Member Username: Ganryu Post Number: 138 Registered: 10-2002 |
Also, now that I think about it, why should we be complaining about Brad's post? What about the French, bore hogs, and hillbillies that have also been shunned by these sayings? Are we not being intolerent of Brad's intolerent sayings. Why not just dismiss them as the sayings of a young man who doesn't know anybetter? Are we willing to defend the French, Jews, Mexicans (who seem to always be badgered on this board), Japanese, Vietnamese, etc, etc, etc? Where does the intolerence of the intolerence stop, when we all stop typing and put duct-tape over our mouths/keyboards. Jeez. Lighten up, people. Once again a thread that was meant to bring a little humor into peoples lives goes down in flames. I think I need to adjust mine, now I'm up to 15 minutes of my life I'll never get back from reading this thread. | ||
| Will Bobbitt (Rkores) Member Username: Rkores Post Number: 209 Registered: 09-2002 |
Looks like my thread managed to start a little bit a of a flame war... -I am off like a cheap prom dress on prom night. Will | ||
| Garth Petch (Garth) New Member Username: Garth Post Number: 2 Registered: 02-2003 |
It might just be my cultural background, but I always think the best racist jokes are told by the members of the races that jokes denigrate; my best Catholic jokes were told to me by a nun who ran a halfway house for recently paroled sex offenders, the best gay jokes by a man who was as camp as a row of tents and the best Jewish jokes by a (French) boss who lost his mother and 2 sisters in Dachau and whose son in law was a Hassidic rabbi. I like the sense of irony in these people telling the jokes; the self depricating humour has a barbed edge to it which makes the joke funnier but also more telling. I also admire the people who tell these jokes for another reason, they are self confident and self aware, sure of who they are and find no need to bolster their egos by putting others down. In my eyes, it surely makes them more admirable human beings. | ||
| Perrone Ford (Perroneford) Member Username: Perroneford Post Number: 49 Registered: 02-2003 |
As my dad used to say about ignorant or just dumb people: "He couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the directions writtn on the bottom". | ||
| Nick Chorneau (Nicholas) New Member Username: Nicholas Post Number: 9 Registered: 02-2003 |
"If Brains were gasoline, you couldnt power a piss ants motorcycle around a beebee." The person who said this to me lost all talking privlages for the day. | ||
| Phillip Perkinson (Rover4x4) Member Username: Rover4x4 Post Number: 55 Registered: 02-2003 |
saw that coming | ||
| TPH (Snowman) Senior Member Username: Snowman Post Number: 274 Registered: 12-2002 |
"Colder than a witches tit" Sorry ladies! S- | ||
| Keith Zack (Kzack) New Member Username: Kzack Post Number: 4 Registered: 03-2002 |
Hey Brad, "looks like you got your tit in a ringer" | ||
| Will Bobbitt (Rkores) Member Username: Rkores Post Number: 210 Registered: 09-2002 |
-Last week here in NC it was colder than a witches titty with a brass bra on doing pushups in the snow. -But now it is hotter than two chipmunks F*cking in a wool sock in a dryer in a house that's on fire on the equator on a hot summer day. -Some of you guys are all over Brad like white on rice on a paper plate with a glass of milk during a snow storm in the artic. I will have to agree that the best jokes are told by the people who are being made fun of. I make fun of WASP alot...and that would include myself... Will | ||
| Read (Read) New Member Username: Read Post Number: 19 Registered: 11-2002 |
"I'm so hungry... I can eat the ass end of a menstrual skunk." | ||
| Brad Russell (Bradnc) Member Username: Bradnc Post Number: 137 Registered: 03-2002 |
I'm not apoligizing for anything. I didn't do anything wrong. Sean, you're the ignorant one. You stand up for blacks (none of whom probably like you anyway) but let any other group get ripped apart. If no subject could be made fun of then jokes couldn't exist. It's really funny...black guys couldn't care less and love the stuff and it's some old white guy without a reason to be offended gets pissed off. If you don't like it, don't read the thread. You probably call them African Americans as well. I think my good friend Jazzrael (black) summed it up well, "I ain't from Africa, don't know nobody from African, and ain't never going to Afica so don't call me African American. I'm Black." Now when we start making jokes about you, you can say something. | ||
| TPH (Snowman) Senior Member Username: Snowman Post Number: 279 Registered: 12-2002 |
Brad- You do not believe your above jokes were offensive? Is that what you truely believe? S- Irish American | ||
| Sean Hanagan (Seanh) Member Username: Seanh Post Number: 207 Registered: 05-2002 |
Brad, I wasn't asking for an apology from you and I have no need for one. All I can say to you each time you speek you just chip away at your character. "None of whom probably like you anyway" This is where you show your immaturity and lack of understaning of what I was trying to get across to you. Good luck to you sir! Yours will be an arduos trip. Snowman- Irish American, Damn straight | ||
| TPH (Snowman) Senior Member Username: Snowman Post Number: 280 Registered: 12-2002 |
The Irish... Be they kings, or poets, or farmers, They're a people of great worth, They keep company with the angels, And bring a bit of heaven here to earth S- | ||
| Brad Russell (Bradnc) Member Username: Bradnc Post Number: 139 Registered: 03-2002 |
My character is not in question here, it's your morals regarding such comments that are. I don't understand why you feel the need to defend people that don't get offended or defensive when given the same comments. Your declaration of my immaturity and lack of understanding is indeed a judgment, thus placing you in a juxtaposition. You've already faulted on your claim, "I don't judge you." I may be 18 but I'm intellectually much older. Don't try to teach me a lesson because you deem yourself 'my elder.' | ||
| Jack Parker (Jack) Member Username: Jack Post Number: 100 Registered: 03-2002 |
Brad, Your quote... What's better than winning a gold medal in the Olympics??? Not being retarded! Do you really think that is funny? Like Adam said, in your circle of friends that may be funny, but on an internet bulletin you are going to offend people. You've got nothing to gain, and much to lose by trying to make your point here. | ||
| Will Bobbitt (Rkores) Member Username: Rkores Post Number: 212 Registered: 09-2002 |
I think that racial issues get way to carried away. I will agree with Brad in that black people shouldn't be called African Americans unless they are from Africa and have moved to the US, IMHO. I'm not saying that in any racist way, but I am called white, not European American, and that is fine by me. Some people call white people caucasions, but that name comes from a mountain range in the Middle East, so that doesn't really cover "white" people. But I dissagree in that the web is not a place to share jokes like that. I personally don't tell racist jokes except ones about my own race, because I know they can be hurtful. This is my .02 Will | ||
| Chris Marcel (Gumarcel) Member Username: Gumarcel Post Number: 121 Registered: 11-2002 |
I just call white people crackers and honkies, is that bad? Does anyone know the origination of those 2 sayings that would be mighty interesting? And Will you are right they can be hurtful...and unnessasary to quote mike myers. I don't think anyone will get that quote, i hope someone does though. Chris | ||
| Ken Tipton (Irish_nv) Member Username: Irish_nv Post Number: 84 Registered: 10-2002 |
Brad Eairlier I defended you because it seemed everybody jumped on you imediatly. You ever do something that just didn't turn out right? Said something and the whole room just goes silent. This is one of those times. Like you said your 18 and I'm sure most of your friends are to. In a room full of older people certain things are not going to be that funny. Sometimes you have to buck up eat some crow and move on. You aren't going to change any minds here. You obviously have found the line on this paticular BB and in the future I'm sure will use better judgement. If you look back through the archives there have been many dicussions where people have post things or pictures that seemed inocent enough but were later deemed over the edge. (a certain photochop comes to mind) the person who posted the photo said what his intention was apologized at his mis-judgement and moved on. It wasn't 30 posts about how he was right. Sometimes even when your right your still wrong. just my .02 | ||
| Will Bobbitt (Rkores) Member Username: Rkores Post Number: 213 Registered: 09-2002 |
The term cracker originated from slaves calling their white masters crackers because of the cracking noise their whips made. Many people think though that it comes from the color of crackers, as in the food. Will | ||
| Chris Marcel (Gumarcel) Member Username: Gumarcel Post Number: 123 Registered: 11-2002 |
that sounds formilar will, where might i have heard that reciently??????? | ||
| Ken Tipton (Irish_nv) Member Username: Irish_nv Post Number: 85 Registered: 10-2002 |
I thought the term cracker was derogitory word derived from the word "quaker" since most whites at that time were quakers | ||
| Will Bobbitt (Rkores) Member Username: Rkores Post Number: 214 Registered: 09-2002 |
Ken, I have never heard that one before. But I doubt it because Quakers lived in the north and were opposed to slavery. Chris, Really? Imagen that.... Will | ||
| Michael (Jebsdad123) New Member Username: Jebsdad123 Post Number: 37 Registered: 11-2002 |
I can't remember where I heard this but it was some comedian: "If you are looking for sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis" | ||
| Ken Tipton (Irish_nv) Member Username: Irish_nv Post Number: 86 Registered: 10-2002 |
I must be bored here are a couple of links for "cracker" http://members.tripod.com/~UNX3/folks.html http://athena.english.vt.edu/~appalach/essaysA/cracker.htm | ||
| Brian Friend (Brianfriend) Senior Member Username: Brianfriend Post Number: 492 Registered: 09-2002 |
One of my old bosses used to say, "You don't know shit from apple butter) | ||
| Will Bobbitt (Rkores) Member Username: Rkores Post Number: 215 Registered: 09-2002 |
Ken, Well atleast my idea was mentioned in those articles! Hahaha...I don't find the word to be offensive at all though...but I don't really see it as a term of endearment Brian, -You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground | ||
| Brad Russell (Bradnc) Member Username: Bradnc Post Number: 141 Registered: 03-2002 |
Stop talking about crackers!!!! I'm offended!!!! | ||
| Will Bobbitt (Rkores) Member Username: Rkores Post Number: 217 Registered: 09-2002 |
Brad, Hahaha, I am sure you are Will | ||
| Paul Clawson (Pnut) New Member Username: Pnut Post Number: 31 Registered: 02-2003 |
cracker used to be a term for Florida Horse ranchers also. | ||
| Chris Marcel (Gumarcel) Member Username: Gumarcel Post Number: 124 Registered: 11-2002 |
how about saltines....mmmm saltines | ||
| M. K. Watson (Lrover94) Senior Member Username: Lrover94 Post Number: 706 Registered: 02-2002 |
you are so stupid you couldn't use toliet paper without reading the instructions. your dumber than a box of rocks. he who smiles in the face of adversity, has a scapegoat! you couldn't find your ass with both hands! you couldn't hit the side of a barn from the inside. that dog don't hunt. for some......marriage is like a three ring circus, engagement ring, wedding ring....suffer-ring! a good soldier never runs when he can walk, never walks when he can stand, never stands when he can sit and etc etc etc... i would rather piss on an electric fence than to..... if it has wheels or a skirt you can't afford it. just a few mike w | ||
| Brian Dickens (Bri) Member Username: Bri Post Number: 242 Registered: 08-2002 |
From my 90 year old uncle.... I am as old as dirt I am so old I don't buy green bananas. Pretty rough thread... tough to get through that middle part. | ||
| Dan Watson (Dwatson) New Member Username: Dwatson Post Number: 9 Registered: 02-2003 |
I just call white people crackers and honkies, is that bad? Doesn’t bother me, you could even post some “honkie” jokes and it wouldn’t bother me. But then I am married and have children so I do have more pressing concerns than someone making fun of my gender/race/intelligence on some BB I visit. | ||
| Blake Luse (Muddyrover) Senior Member Username: Muddyrover Post Number: 718 Registered: 02-2002 |
i just like the menstrual skunk joke, lol | ||
| Charles Jones (Chuckwagon) New Member Username: Chuckwagon Post Number: 4 Registered: 02-2003 |
If you happen to be leaving somewhere your.... Bustin' out like a fat chick in spandex or Cuttin' out like an abortion Bring on the pro-lifers! | ||
| Joe Blanchard (Joeblanch) New Member Username: Joeblanch Post Number: 19 Registered: 01-2003 |
That person is so ugly he could make a Train take a dirt road. Uglier than a burnt tree stump. | ||
| Todd W. McLain (Ganryu) Member Username: Ganryu Post Number: 139 Registered: 10-2002 |
Mr. Watson, It's a kilt, not skirt, and how would you know if it's too expensive. | ||
| Todd W. McLain (Ganryu) Member Username: Ganryu Post Number: 140 Registered: 10-2002 |
She's (He? Don't want to be called sexist, definatly not in this thread) is so ugly she (he?) must have hit every branch when she (he?) fell out of the ugly tree. | ||
| Paul D. Morgan (V22guy) Senior Member Username: V22guy Post Number: 1274 Registered: 02-2002 |
Getting back to fun... "She's so ugly, she must've chased a fart through a keg of nails." "I'm hungry as a hostage" "Sweatin like a whore in church" | ||
| Rans (Rans) Senior Member Username: Rans Post Number: 380 Registered: 08-2002 |
"You so ugly your mamma tied a prokchop round your neck so the dog would play with you!" Let's see, that probably offended the mammas boys, dog lovers, and who knows who else...bring on the flame | ||
| Read (Read) New Member Username: Read Post Number: 20 Registered: 11-2002 |
As for the term honkies, I have been told it refers to the white men who would drive into the black neighborhoods and "honk" their car horns to have have their black mistress come out to their car. Rans, "...and who knows who else..." How about porkchop lovers. To waste a juicy porkchop on a dog just so some ugly kid can have a friend...I find highly offensive. umm...porkchop! | ||
| Brad Russell (Bradnc) Member Username: Bradnc Post Number: 142 Registered: 03-2002 |
Put down like a prostitue in court Put down like a teenager's first drink Put out like a fat kid in dodgeball | ||
| William C. Leek (Onionman) Member Username: Onionman Post Number: 69 Registered: 07-2002 |
Guide to Safe FAX Q: Do I have to be married to have fax? A: Although married people fax everyday, there are many single people who fax complete strangers every day. Q: My parents say they never had fax when they were young and were only allowed to write memos to each other until they were 21. How old do you think someone should be before they can fax? A: Faxing can be performed at any age, once you learn the correct procedure. Q: If I fax something to myself, will I go blind? A: Certainly not, as far as the eye can see. Q: There is a place on our street were you can go and pay to fax. Is this legal? A: Yes. Many people have no other outlet for their fax drives and must pay a “professional” when their need to fax becomes too great. Q: Should a cover always be used for faxing? A: Unless you are really sure of the one you are faxing, a cover should be used to ensure safe fax. Q: What happens when I incorrectly do the procedure and I fax prematurely? A: Don’t panic – many people prematurely fax when they haven’t faxed in a long time. Just start over, most people won’t mind if you try again. Q: I have a personal and business fax. Can transmissions become mixed up? A: Being bi-faxual can be confusing, but as long as you use a cover with each one, you won’t transmit anything you’re not supposed to. | ||
| Paul D. Morgan (V22guy) Senior Member Username: V22guy Post Number: 1281 Registered: 02-2002 |
Gas, grass, or ass.....nobody rides for free. | ||
| Andrew Clarke (Aclarke) Senior Member Username: Aclarke Post Number: 299 Registered: 10-2002 |
Eat a live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day. | ||
| Blake Luse (Muddyrover) Senior Member Username: Muddyrover Post Number: 732 Registered: 02-2002 |
you can't ride 2 horses with 1 ass. | ||
| Paul Clawson (Pnut) Member Username: Pnut Post Number: 55 Registered: 02-2003 |
I am more tired than a one legged man in a kick-ass contest | ||
| Bruce Mac Lennan (Bmac66) Member Username: Bmac66 Post Number: 23 Registered: 06-2002 |
If it's got tits or wheels, sooner or later it'll give you trouble. | ||
| Blake Luse (Muddyrover) Senior Member Username: Muddyrover Post Number: 744 Registered: 02-2002 |
Don't take life to seriously. You'll never get out alive. | ||
| Grant Lawson (Grant) New Member Username: Grant Post Number: 34 Registered: 01-2003 |
you've gpt mor lip than a cow's c**t more tongue than a mounties boot up and down like a toilet seat up and down like a whores drawers more chins than a chinese phone book oh...., the repetoire was full back in the day of recruit training, and the systematic softening of such training. face like a fishbowl full off smashed assholes. dont be a can't do be a can do how about humming a few bars of the suck bag boogie or an arousing rendition the slobbering blues, on the meat trumpet,pink whistle,....... funny or rude, i'm not too sure these days, but give a chancce to remember some more!! | ||
| Rans (Rans) Senior Member Username: Rans Post Number: 385 Registered: 08-2002 |
You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit. When it comes to counting horses, you always come up with more horses-asses than horses. | ||
| Jack Edwards (Olered) Senior Member Username: Olered Post Number: 281 Registered: 04-2002 |
The sayings were great and the flaming was great. Food for thought... Anyone have a problem with the following? *White Entertainment TV *Ms White America Pagent *Restaurants that have signs stating "American Food" or "Soul Food" or "Mexican" just like the ones that state "Chinese Food" *National Association for the Advancement of White People All races have their own organizations, tv channels, leagues, restaurants, and pagents. The moment white "humans" do something "white" or add "white" to the title it's racist. I'm trying to figure out when it will all end and we can all just be humans. My $.02 Oh, "shit fire and save matches" |
