| Author | Message | ||
     Kevin Bridges (Craniac) Member Username: Craniac Post Number: 55 Registered: 02-2003 |
Long wheelbase strikes again  | ||
| phil (Powerslide) Member Username: Powerslide Post Number: 66 Registered: 11-2002 |
LOL, is that your personal urinal? Me likes it! BTW, great job at Truckhaven. Maybe next time I can meet up with you for a test drive on your badass H2.  | ||
| R. B. Bailey (Rover50987) Senior Member Username: Rover50987 Post Number: 410 Registered: 07-2002 |
Dude, are you a king or something? What kind of bathroom is that? Is that in your garage? The color scheme and decor is very subtle but shows strength and conceptual understanding of modern interior decorating. | ||
| KJ (Karen) Senior Member Username: Karen Post Number: 106 Registered: 02-2002 |
I know I shouldn't ask....but, that, uh, porcelaine device, is that what I think it is? I swear, I can't figure how that would be utlized...poor little H2, he's in bad waters there, LOL! Karen | ||
| KJ (Karen) Senior Member Username: Karen Post Number: 107 Registered: 02-2002 |
OOPS! I should have refreshed before I asked. I see the basic question is answered, but it's still scaring me, LOL! RUN, Hummer, RUN!!!!!! Karen | ||
| Bruce Mac Lennan (Bmac66) Member Username: Bmac66 Post Number: 24 Registered: 06-2002 |
You'd have to be pretty drunk to miss that, even in the dark. Stylish too. Bruce | ||
| Steve Cooper (Scrover) Member Username: Scrover Post Number: 234 Registered: 09-2002 |
Come on Kevin, don't give me a second chance to piss on an H2! (just kidding) | ||
| Carter Simcoe (Carter) Senior Member Username: Carter Post Number: 2084 Registered: 04-2002 |
are you serious???? you have a urinal in your house???? If so this is really one of the coolest things I have seen in a long time. Damn I want one. | ||
| Blake Luse (Muddyrover) Senior Member Username: Muddyrover Post Number: 747 Registered: 02-2002 |
Urinals Rule | ||
| Jason Gustavson (Prescottj) Senior Member Username: Prescottj Post Number: 465 Registered: 12-2002 |
How the hell do I convice the wife to get one of those!?! Is there a sensor on that baby? kind of looks like it but can't quite tell. those are the sweetest urnials I'm rarely privaleged to pis in one of that style. | ||
| Mtb (Mtb) New Member Username: Mtb Post Number: 7 Registered: 02-2003 |
Jason Two ways to get a urinal keep pissing on the seat or leave the seat up during the night if you know your wife is going to go to the bathroom during the night. If that fails if Kevin has a urinal in his B-room then he should have plenty of rooms to let envious ones move in. | ||
| Jason Gustavson (Prescottj) Senior Member Username: Prescottj Post Number: 467 Registered: 12-2002 |
I'm afraid if I just install it I'll get kicked out to the hammock in the basement. If I get kicked out can I live with you Kevin? | ||
| TPH (Snowman) Senior Member Username: Snowman Post Number: 308 Registered: 12-2002 |
I thought it was Photo-chopped but the cabinet shadow extends over the piece in question, that is swwweeeet! The fun part with that set-up is you could do the distance competition and never get in trouble. Think about it, a couple of cases of beer, a big target like that and you're in your own home!! Is that heaven or what?  S- | ||
| Tom V (Cozmo) Member Username: Cozmo Post Number: 122 Registered: 09-2002 |
Kevin, the privacy wall is great when you're too pissed to piss straight. If I wasn't renting I'ld start trying to convince my wife we need one. | ||
| Kyle Van Tassel (Kyle) Moderator Username: Kyle Post Number: 108 Registered: 11-2002 |
I am wondering who installed it. Most plumbers I know are drunks , I guess that explains why its mounted crooked.. Kyle "Blow me" | ||
| Kevin Bridges (Craniac) Member Username: Craniac Post Number: 56 Registered: 02-2003 |
Sorry, that was the biggest (I thought) you could make the photo.I cant believe no one noticed the sticker? | ||
| Sawyer (Stucky) New Member Username: Stucky Post Number: 3 Registered: 02-2003 |
DiscoWeb sticker on the side of the H2 | ||
| Stacey R Abend (Srafj40) New Member Username: Srafj40 Post Number: 8 Registered: 03-2003 |
It must be nice to never get the seat down or sit down speech. | ||
| Blue (Bluegill) Senior Member Username: Bluegill Post Number: 2090 Registered: 02-2002 |
After a bathroom remodel in college, we had a few old urinals laying around, so as a joke I mounted one of those (unplumbed) in the corner of the basement bar in our fraternity house. It was a shorty model that didn't go all the way to the ground. It was funny until people started using it. Thank God for pledges... | ||
| Glenn Guinto (Glenn) Senior Member Username: Glenn Post Number: 507 Registered: 02-2002 |
Kevin... everybody's (including me) busy getting urinal envy, how the heck can you notice that sticker. lol Hell, Kyle noticed your urinal is crooked but didn't mention anything about the discoweb sticker. BTW, I agree.. URINALS RULE! Glenn -could've used one last night...lol | ||
| Greg Davis (Gregdavis) Senior Member Username: Gregdavis Post Number: 715 Registered: 08-2002 |
I don't think it's crooked, I think it just looks that way because the camera was shooting down at the H2. Judging by that bathroom, I think they'd be a little more conscience about the mounting than to let it be off that much. | ||
| Blue (Bluegill) Senior Member Username: Bluegill Post Number: 2092 Registered: 02-2002 |
If the urinal is crooked, then so is the tile, the cabinet, and the floor. I imagine the whole house is crooked...this is in tectonically-unstable California, right? | ||
| Rob Davison (Nosivad_bor) Senior Member Username: Nosivad_bor Post Number: 155 Registered: 02-2003 |
am i the only one that finds urinals generally more unsanitary that a conventional water closet? you are spreading piss over a wider area and they tent to smell, that just aint cool. -not a fan of the urinal. rd (i prefer pissing out doors bestest) | ||
| Glenn Guinto (Glenn) Senior Member Username: Glenn Post Number: 508 Registered: 02-2002 |
Rob, have you tried the flush lever? Glenn still urinal envy... lol | ||
| Greg (Gparrish) Senior Member Username: Gparrish Post Number: 1127 Registered: 04-2002 |
Flush lever? Whats that............. | ||
| John Moore (Jmoore) Senior Member Username: Jmoore Post Number: 479 Registered: 10-2002 |
I don't think this thread turned out we way Cranic might have imagined! He has some 'splaining to do... | ||
| Carter Simcoe (Carter) Senior Member Username: Carter Post Number: 2086 Registered: 04-2002 |
Well Rob if you want to get 'anal' about it (he he) urine IS sterile so it can't be that unsanitary but yeah they do smell (doesn't keep them from kicking ass though ) | ||
| Craig Kobayashi (Koby) Senior Member Username: Koby Post Number: 284 Registered: 02-2002 |
Another thing to consider is that Kevin's urinal doesn't get used nearly as much as public urinals do, and with the autoflush, it should keep the smell nice and fresh in the bathroom. If I had one, I know it'd be sparkling, but I'd have to keep the dogs from eating the urinal cake. | ||
| Kyle Van Tassel (Kyle) Moderator Username: Kyle Post Number: 109 Registered: 11-2002 |
Must be that lens , it all just looks freaky.... kyle "Blow me" | ||
| Kirk Thibault (Kirkt) Member Username: Kirkt Post Number: 48 Registered: 11-2002 |
The way the cabinets are set up it sort of looks like the urinal is installed next to the kitchen counter, with a little half-wall to conceal the chef taking a leak while preparing dinner. | ||
| Kirk Thibault (Kirkt) Member Username: Kirkt Post Number: 49 Registered: 11-2002 |
 The benefits of a short wheelbase are obvious under these trail conditions.... | ||
| Glenn Guinto (Glenn) Senior Member Username: Glenn Post Number: 509 Registered: 02-2002 |
Note to self, do not play with any diecast models of other discoweb people if/when you meet them. Glenn | ||
| phil (Powerslide) Member Username: Powerslide Post Number: 68 Registered: 11-2002 |
The best I've seen is when a couple of my wifes' girl friends used a urinal - and they missed! | ||
| Sus (Susannah) Senior Member Username: Susannah Post Number: 426 Registered: 06-2002 |
Glenn, I AGREE!!!!! Susannah (with no reponse about the urinal discussion) | ||
| Steve Cooper (Scrover) Member Username: Scrover Post Number: 237 Registered: 09-2002 |
'to conceal the chef taking a leak while preparing dinner' note to self, decline invite to dinner at Kevin's. | ||
| Blue (Bluegill) Senior Member Username: Bluegill Post Number: 2094 Registered: 02-2002 |
Kyle, maybe the pic is fine, and you're the one who's a little "freaky"....hehehe | ||
| Kevin Bridges (Craniac) Member Username: Craniac Post Number: 57 Registered: 02-2003 |
Upon closer observation the "fixture" does look cock eyed but I must agree its the camera lens. If it hadn't taken me two and a half hours to do that one I would send Kyle a shot with my torpedo level one top to end the controversy. And by the way no smell at all, it has the auto flush feature. The look on my wifes friends faces the first time they see it is priceless. They refuse to make eye contact with it, Like Kyle it freaks them out. | ||
| Kirk Thibault (Kirkt) Member Username: Kirkt Post Number: 51 Registered: 11-2002 |
Glenn, The 90 model only fell in twice before it eventualy winched its way out and I took the picture - jeez! That reminds me of a scene in some movie I can;t remember - A couple is lying in bed and the guy gets up to go to the john. When he comes back the woman asks him, "Didn't your mother teach you to wash you hands after you go to the bathroom?" To which he replies, "No, my mother taught me not to piss on my hands." Well, I'm just about toilet humored out for now. | ||
| KJ (Karen) Senior Member Username: Karen Post Number: 108 Registered: 02-2002 |
I found this whole thing so troubling I called my husband in to have a look and explain to me. We had a discussion of urinal design changes and the fact I'd never seen one floor mounted like this. Hey, I'm a chick, how am *I* supposed to know???? His response to my lack of urinal hipness was, "You're SO '60's....." Karen | ||
| Todd W. McLain (Ganryu) Member Username: Ganryu Post Number: 146 Registered: 10-2002 |
Funny thing is, a lot of the newer Japanese homes, especially the pre-fabs, come with urinals. You got to figure though, it could be worse. It could be a trough. | ||
| Carter Simcoe (Carter) Senior Member Username: Carter Post Number: 2090 Registered: 04-2002 |
ohhh man, I was wondering who would be the first to bring up 'the trough'...... | ||
| Kim S (Roverine) Senior Member Username: Roverine Post Number: 428 Registered: 03-2002 |
What a thread. LOL, ... not "the trough" please .., Alright, this was part of the campfire story (I'm breaking a sacred rule here, but it involves my family so I guess ...) ... I never knew what the heck a "trough" was until one evening at an old restaurant, when we were potty training our young son. Greg came out of the bathroom with our son, and an ashen look on his face; Apparently "the little guy" had snaked his hands out, in a nano-second, into "the really big sink" to wash his hands!  | ||
| Greg Hirst (Gregh) Member Username: Gregh Post Number: 104 Registered: 10-2002 |
Rob D- Unsanitary?? What happened to "Garlic Bread" and pissing in the shower? | ||
| Jason Gustavson (Prescottj) Senior Member Username: Prescottj Post Number: 471 Registered: 12-2002 |
Kim, at least there wasn't ice in the trough | ||
| Sus (Susannah) Senior Member Username: Susannah Post Number: 427 Registered: 06-2002 |
OH my god...this has gone downhill so fast! I have no idea what a trough is...and I don't think I want to know. The only one I've ever encountered was for my horses. | ||
| Rob Davison (Nosivad_bor) Senior Member Username: Nosivad_bor Post Number: 160 Registered: 02-2003 |
ahhh.. well the bread was an early indication of how foul and loathsome i found the urinal, especially heavily used public versions with invalid prisoners who are on work release getting paid $1.30 to clean them, yeah they give a care. i bet they use the same rag to wipe the handle as they do to clean the porcelain. i was going to mention the "trough" as one of those most uncivilized inventions. "let us all piss in the same vessel simultaneously... that would be fun". it dehumanizes the act of relieving ourselves with dignity.� hmm, better yet, down with the walls on the stall too, i want to see the contortions on your face while you pinch a loaf. the humanity.... | ||
| Tom V (Cozmo) Member Username: Cozmo Post Number: 130 Registered: 09-2002 |
In college, the one of the dorms I lived in had a row of hoppers with half wall partitions between them so if you wanted you could have a conversation with the person next to you. The up side when you staggered in drunk and needing to flip they were the perfect hight to rest your arms on and lean over. Oh yeah LA Tech Nelson dorm. | ||
| Kirk Thibault (Kirkt) Member Username: Kirkt Post Number: 52 Registered: 11-2002 |
If you've ever been (un)fortunate enough to use the old water closet ("WC") in France you'll know the humanity of walking literally into a closet and standing on the two blocks elevated slightly above the floor - sometimes they're even shaped like footprints to give you a freakin clue. So you just stand their and do your thing and then you pull the chain coming from the ceiling and a tank releases a torrent of gravity-powered water down the rear wall of the closet and "flushes" the floor out - hopefully you haven't tried to move off of the two elevated footprints or you're sunk. Nice. It's like standing IN the toilet to take a leak. | ||
| Blue (Bluegill) Senior Member Username: Bluegill Post Number: 2097 Registered: 02-2002 |
Rob, the only thing worse than prisoners on work release getting paid $1.30 to clean public bathrooms are the poor bastards who sit in public restrooms handing you towels and selling you gum & candy. I hate that shit. | ||
| Rob Davison (Nosivad_bor) Senior Member Username: Nosivad_bor Post Number: 163 Registered: 02-2003 |
true dat blue, true dat... also i would like to report that i have experienced the french style toilet. it does not hold a flame to the pit toilets in malaysia. it was a hole with a hose next to it and a valve. there is no paper, so you have to turn the nozzle on with your shit hooks. i have never tired it but i just dont think i'd get clean enough with just water, seems like you'd need some scrubbing action. i think there is some kind of etiquitte with only shaking a persons right hand or vice versa. rd | ||
| Rob Davison (Nosivad_bor) Senior Member Username: Nosivad_bor Post Number: 164 Registered: 02-2003 |
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=573&e=1&cid=573&u=/nm/20030314/ od_nm/odd_kenya_latrine_dc | ||
| Rob Davison (Nosivad_bor) Senior Member Username: Nosivad_bor Post Number: 165 Registered: 02-2003 |
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=573&e=1&cid=573&u=/nm/20030314/ od_nm/odd_kenya_latrine_dc | ||
| Peter Matusov (Pmatusov) Senior Member Username: Pmatusov Post Number: 544 Registered: 09-2002 |
ooohhh what a way to go | ||
| Read (Read) New Member Username: Read Post Number: 23 Registered: 11-2002 |
it's a little short on copy...but long on impact. that's going to stay with me all day...ugh! | ||
| Brian Friend (Brianfriend) Senior Member Username: Brianfriend Post Number: 527 Registered: 09-2002 |
There should be a law against shitting and talking on a cell. You must pinch off if you are going to answere that call or at leaste use a head set. The results of non-compliance could lead to the loss of inocent lives. | ||
| KJ (Karen) Senior Member Username: Karen Post Number: 111 Registered: 02-2002 |
Girls, maybe if we just back away slowly.... Karen, humming "Small World" to divert herself.... | ||
| Kevin Bridges (Craniac) Member Username: Craniac Post Number: 60 Registered: 02-2003 |
Anyone ever belly up to the trough and ..........then it happens........stage fright........what do you do just stand there and pretend? I mean this never happened to me or anything I was just thinking it might suck if it did.................happen.........to you .....or someone | ||
| Todd W. McLain (Ganryu) Member Username: Ganryu Post Number: 151 Registered: 10-2002 |
The pride of Japan: http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~AD8Y-HYS/movie.htm Should be work safe, and educational. | ||
| Todd W. McLain (Ganryu) Member Username: Ganryu Post Number: 152 Registered: 10-2002 |
Or this one ..... sorry it's in Japanese, but it's got about the best pics I could find. The best part is the heated seat ...... http://www.toto.co.jp/products/toilet/t00004/ | ||
| Greg Hirst (Gregh) Member Username: Gregh Post Number: 105 Registered: 10-2002 |
You know, a heated PORTABLE toilet seat would be a great invention. Think about those camp ground toilets (especially in those middle-of-the-night tour of duties) where the last depositor crapped or pissed on the seat and you have to decide whether to crap in the woods someplace or use of half a roll of TP making an ass gasket. Now you can just slap on your portable heated toilet seat and enjoy... Come to think of it, how bout an extendable reading wand to hold your flashlight so you can read too? Of course, people might look at you funny as you carry it walking to the crapper but then, if they knew about it they'd be jealous. Maybe a CAMO version for Carter? It's been a long day... | ||
| Greg Parden (Greg_p) New Member Username: Greg_p Post Number: 2 Registered: 03-2003 |
I want to thank everyone for this thread. It's been a long week and I havent laughed this hard in ... well all week. | ||
| charles pastrano (Charles) Member Username: Charles Post Number: 161 Registered: 08-2002 |
My dad told me he thought vietnam had the best toilets. He said they are paperless. You walk in and there is a toilet and a hole in the wall. He had never seen this before so he asked how to use this. The man told him "make your business. when you done clean yourself real good with your finger and stick it in the hole. Rosy red lips will lick it clean". My dad was so excited that he never experienced this before so he tried it. He did his business and wiped real good with his finger. Stuck it in the hole. On the other side of the hole there was a crossed eyed old man with two bricks. Wham! he slams these two bricks on his fingers. Well you can guess whos rosy, red lips cleaned off the shit. | ||
| Kevin Bridges (Craniac) Member Username: Craniac Post Number: 61 Registered: 02-2003 |
Here's one for the ladies  | ||
| Christopher Dynak (Adtoolco) Member Username: Adtoolco Post Number: 111 Registered: 08-2002 |
Am I the only one who flushes shady toilets with his boots? | ||
| Todd W. McLain (Ganryu) Member Username: Ganryu Post Number: 159 Registered: 10-2002 |
Kevin, Another one for the ladies | ||
| Kevin Bridges (Craniac) Member Username: Craniac Post Number: 63 Registered: 02-2003 |
Todd, I don't know whats funnier, the music or the picture. | ||
| Paul Long (Humveewannabe) New Member Username: Humveewannabe Post Number: 1 Registered: 03-2003 |
OK, so this thread made me finally register. http://www.restrooms.org/standing.html Something for the girls to seriously consider & porcelain pics for the guys. And I thought I was 'the shit' with a dumbwaiter. |
