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     Rans (Rans) Senior Member Username: Rans Post Number: 403 Registered: 08-2002 |
March 4, 2003. Today it was reported that a severe earthquakes have occurred in 10 different locations in France. The severity was measured in excess of 10 on the Richter Scale. The cause was the 56,681 dead American soldiers buried in French soil rolling over in their graves. According to the American Battle Monuments commission there are 26,255 Yankee dead from World War I buried in 4 cemeteries in France. There are 30,426 American dead from World War II buried in 6 cemeteries in France. These 56,681 brave American heroes died in their youth to liberate a country which is guilty of shameful unspeakable behavior in the 21st century. May the United States of America never forget their sacrifice as we find ways to forcefully deal with the Godforsaken unappreciative, forgetful country of France! -author unknown | ||
| Rans (Rans) Senior Member Username: Rans Post Number: 404 Registered: 08-2002 |
"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country." "France has usually been governed by prostitutes." "There is nothing lower than the human race, except the French." --Mark Twain "I just love the French. They taste like chicken!" --Hannibal Lecter While speaking to the Hoover Institution, Donald Rumsfeld was asked this question: "Could you tell us why, to date at least, the Administration doesn't favor direct talks with the North Korean government? After all, we're talking with the French!" "I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." --General George S. Patton "Going to war without the French is like going duck hunting without your accordian." --Donald Rumsfeld "We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it!" --Marge Simpson "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." --Jacques Chirac, President of France "As far as France is concerned, you're right." ----Rush Limbaugh "The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee." --Regis Philbin "The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and do not dress any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore." "True, you can sit outside in Paris and sip little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know." --P.J. O'Rourke "Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France." "There's an old saying, 'Raise your right hand if you like the French...Raise both hands if you are French." --Anon. "You know, the French remind me a little of an aging actress of the 1940's who was still trying to dine out on her looks, but didn't have the face for it." --John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona "You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves his mistresses, and he wears a beret. He is French, people!" --Conan O'Brien "I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!" --Jay Leno "The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag." --David Letterman | ||
| Will Bobbitt (Rkores) Member Username: Rkores Post Number: 235 Registered: 09-2002 |
Rans, Those are great quotes! All of them seem to be pretty true...France has definately ruined its image all over the world. Will | ||
| Phillip Perkinson (Rover4x4) Member Username: Rover4x4 Post Number: 61 Registered: 02-2003 |
excellent | ||
| Kevin Bridges (Craniac) Member Username: Craniac Post Number: 65 Registered: 02-2003 |
What a horrible time to have to admit your French | ||
| Andrew Clarke (Aclarke) Senior Member Username: Aclarke Post Number: 315 Registered: 10-2002 |
Go to www.google.com and type in "French Military Victories" without the quotes. Then click "I'm feeling lucky". | ||
| Dick Walker (Wyo183121) New Member Username: Wyo183121 Post Number: 21 Registered: 02-2003 |
... Your search - french military victories - did not match any documents | ||
| landy (Landy_73) New Member Username: Landy_73 Post Number: 5 Registered: 03-2003 |
Cook's resignation speech yesterday in London is very eloquent even so one may not agree with him. Landy http://edition.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/meast/03/18/sprj.irq.cook.speech/index.html | ||
| Paul D. Morgan (V22guy) Senior Member Username: V22guy Post Number: 1331 Registered: 02-2002 |
Landy, That was a good speech. I like how Robin stood up for what he believed in and backed up his words with action; resignation. I cannot stand for the fact that US Politicians publicly blast our President on the Media in hopes of getting a few votes next year. | ||
| Stacey R Abend (Srafj40) New Member Username: Srafj40 Post Number: 24 Registered: 03-2003 |
France,...what can you say. http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=worldNews&storyID=2400273 What way is the wind blowing today? They know what is in Iraq, and do not want to be left out after. Stacey |
