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Brian Friend (Brianfriend)
Senior Member Username: Brianfriend
Post Number: 534 Registered: 09-2002
| Posted on Wednesday, March 19, 2003 - 12:21 am: |
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Just heard this news flash yesterday. A blonde woman was running very low on money. (seemed she needed a new lift) So she sat around thinking and thinking about what to do. Suddenly she had an idea. "I can kidnap a kid and raise a ransom" she thought to herself. So the next day she went to the play ground with her note in hand. "If you want your kid back place 100 $100 dollar unmarked bills in a bag and leave it under the tree tomorrow morning by 10:00am." After assessing the situation she picked the smallest, meekest kid on the playground. She snatched him up, pinned the note to his shirt and sent him home. The next day, at 10:00 am under the tree was a paper bag full of 100 $100 unmarked bills and a note. Readers, can you guess what the note said? |
   
Steve Cooper (Scrover)
Member Username: Scrover
Post Number: 247 Registered: 09-2002
| Posted on Wednesday, March 19, 2003 - 12:26 am: |
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hmmm...maybe: "If you want your kid back place 100 $100 dollar unmarked bills in a bag and leave it under the tree tomorrow morning by 10:00am." It was her own kid? Just an educated guess! |
   
Brian Friend (Brianfriend)
Senior Member Username: Brianfriend
Post Number: 535 Registered: 09-2002
| Posted on Wednesday, March 19, 2003 - 12:32 am: |
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Yes Steve...that is a VERY educated guess but wrong. Anyone else? The prize is a bashed in a peice of broken track rod or a very destroyed bumper stock bumper off a d1. (you pay actual shipping and handling) |
   
Mike McUne (Mikem)
New Member Username: Mikem
Post Number: 12 Registered: 02-2003
| Posted on Wednesday, March 19, 2003 - 02:07 am: |
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the note said "how could you do this to a fellow blonde?" |
   
Brian Friend (Brianfriend)
Senior Member Username: Brianfriend
Post Number: 538 Registered: 09-2002
| Posted on Wednesday, March 19, 2003 - 02:20 am: |
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Mike....you are the winner. Do you want the destroyed bumper or the broken track rod peice? I thought it was kind of a funny joke. |