French contribute to the war!

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Author Message   Greg French (Gregfrench) Senior Member Username: Gregfrench Post Number: 274 Registered: 11-2002 Posted on Friday, March 21, 2003 - 02:26 pm:    For those of you who don't know, the French have made a major contribution to the war. We have been dropping leaflets on "How to Surrender" all over Iraq. Upon closer inspection of one of these, I read the fine print on the bottom. "French Armed Forces Handbook Page 1"   Greg Davis (Gregdavis) Senior Member Username: Gregdavis Post Number: 752 Registered: 08-2002 Posted on Friday, March 21, 2003 - 02:31 pm:    Oh damn! That is too funny. Excuse me while I go clean off my monitor.   Blake Luse (Muddyrover) Senior Member Username: Muddyrover Post Number: 771 Registered: 02-2002 Posted on Friday, March 21, 2003 - 02:41 pm:    or my drawers, lol   Mike Carino (Mikec) Member Username: Mikec Post Number: 65 Registered: 03-2002 Posted on Friday, March 21, 2003 - 02:53 pm:    I have been saying all along that the French don't want us to invade Iraqi because another country would be competing for the surrender trophy!!!! Mike   Corey (Discobro) Member Username: Discobro Post Number: 122 Registered: 12-2002 Posted on Friday, March 21, 2003 - 03:14 pm:    Ahhh!!   Brian Friend (Brianfriend) Senior Member Username: Brianfriend Post Number: 549 Registered: 09-2002 Posted on Friday, March 21, 2003 - 03:38 pm:    lol   Jason Gustavson (Prescottj) Senior Member Username: Prescottj Post Number: 513 Registered: 12-2002 Posted on Friday, March 21, 2003 - 03:49 pm:    he he   Bob (Yomtov) New Member Username: Yomtov Post Number: 32 Registered: 01-2003 Posted on Saturday, March 22, 2003 - 01:25 pm:    The French are the filthiest most arrogant people I have ever came in contact with and their cars suck !! Renaults flagship car is the Le Car !   Blake Monchilovich (Azblake) New Member Username: Azblake Post Number: 34 Registered: 02-2003 Posted on Wednesday, April 02, 2003 - 11:06 pm:    You ever watch WRC? Peugot shit boxes drive better than I can.   thom mathie (Muskyman) Senior Member Username: Muskyman Post Number: 244 Registered: 11-2002 Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 07:57 am:    Subject: The Five Surgeons. Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon says, "No I really think Librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in. "You know, I really like construction workers. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the job takes longer than you said it would." But the fifth surgeon shuts them all up when he observes: "The French are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls and no spine." "Plus the head and ass are interchangeable." "WEE-WEE"   Chris Marcel (Gumarcel) Member Username: Gumarcel Post Number: 214 Registered: 11-2002 Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 08:20 am:    HAHA!!!! Thats Great!! Marcel   Roland Kutasi (Disco1) Member Username: Disco1 Post Number: 58 Registered: 10-2002 Posted on Wednesday, April 16, 2003 - 07:27 am:    Here's one for you history buffs! When was the last time the French won a war without outside help?   Rans (Rans) Senior Member Username: Rans Post Number: 501 Registered: 08-2002 Posted on Wednesday, April 16, 2003 - 07:37 am:    in 1066 when the Normans overran the island across the strait and named it Britain after Brittany.   Greg French (Gregfrench) Senior Member Username: Gregfrench Post Number: 348 Registered: 11-2002 Posted on Friday, April 18, 2003 - 02:22 pm:    No..I th8ink the last time would have been the French Revolution...because they were fighting the French!