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David Gage (Davidg)
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 02, 2002 - 08:51 am: | 
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The other day I was in the local auto part store. A lady
comes in and asks for a seven ten cap. We all look at each
other and ask, "What's a seven ten cap?"
She says, "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost
somehow and I need a new one."
"What kind of a car is it?" they ask. Now I'm thinking maybe
an old Datsun Seven Ten, but no, she says that it's a Buick.
"Okay, Lady, how big is it?"
She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches in
diameter. "What does it do?" we ask.
She says, "I don't know, but it's always been there." One of
us gives her a note pad and asks her if she can draw a picture
of it. So she makes a circle about 3 1/2 inches in diameter
and in the center she writes 710. The guys behind the counter
are looking at it upside down as she writes it...and they just
fall down behind the counter laughing so hard in hysterics.
One guy says, "I think you want an oil cap."
She says, "Seven Ten cap, oil cap, I don't care what you
call it. I just need one, and I don't see what is so damn
funny about it."
Yes, she was a blonde.
If you read "710" upside down, it spells OIL! |
Jeff Bieler (Mrbieler)
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 02, 2002 - 09:22 am: |
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David, that's just wrong. That's as bad as our MIS support guy when I worked at Sanyo. If you screwed up, and didn't know PC's, almost every problem he resolved was logged as an "ID-10T Error". Not many folks ever figured that one out. |
David Gage (Davidg)
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 02, 2002 - 10:00 am: |
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Jeff, I am King of the ID 10T errors.... |
Jeff Bieler (Mrbieler)
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 02, 2002 - 10:25 am: |
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Yeah. Most problems are caused by a weak link between the chair and the keyboard. |
Hank (Disco_Tex)
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 02, 2002 - 02:26 pm: |
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PEBKAS ERROR REPORTED
Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Seat! |
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