| Author | Message | ||
     Rans (Rans) Senior Member Username: Rans Post Number: 493 Registered: 08-2002 |
(a little old, but still applicable!) Clarification by Dennis Miller ALL THE RHETORIC ON WHETHER OR NOT WE SHOULD GO TO WAR AGAINST IRAQ HAS GOT MY INSANE LITTLE BRAIN SPINNING LIKE A ROULETTE WHEEL. I ENJOY READING OPINIONS FROM BOTH SIDES BUT I HAVE DETECTED A HINT OF CONFUSION FROM SOME OF YOU. AS I WAS READING THE PAPER RECENTLY, I WAS REMINDED OF THE BEST ADVICE SOMEONE EVER GAVE ME. HE TOLD ME ABOUT THE KISS METHOD ("KEEP IT SIMPLE, STUPID!) SO, WITH THIS AS A THEME, I'D LIKE TO APPLY THIS THEORY FOR THOSE WHO DON'T QUITE GET IT. MY HOPE IS THAT WE CAN SIMPLIFY THINGS A BIT AND RECOGNIZE A FEW IMPORTANT FACTS. HERE ARE 10 THINGS TO CONSIDER WHEN VOICING AN OPINION ON THIS IMPORTANT ISSUE: 1) BETWEEN PRESIDENT BUSH AND SADDAM HUSSEIN ... HUSSEIN IS THE BAD GUY. 2) IF YOU HAVE FAITH IN THE UNITED NATIONS TO DO THE RIGHT THING KEEP THIS IN MIND, THEY HAVE LIBYA HEADING THE COMMITTEE ON HUMAN RIGHTS AND IRAQ HEADING THE GLOBAL DISARMAMENT COMMITTEE. DO YOUR OWN MATH HERE 3) IF YOU USE GOOGLE SEARCH AND TYPE IN "FRENCH MILITARY VICTORIES," YOUR REPLY WILL BE "DID YOU MEAN FRENCH MILITARY DEFEATS?" 4) IF YOUR ONLY ANTI-WAR SLOGAN IS "NO WAR FOR OIL," SUE YOUR SCHOOL DISTRICT FOR ALLOWING YOU TO SLIP THROUGH THE CRACKS AND ROBBING YOU OF THE EDUCATION YOU DESERVE. 5) SADDAM AND BIN LADEN WILL NOT SEEK UNITED NATIONS APPROVAL BEFORE THEY TRY TO KILL US. 6) DESPITE COMMON BELIEF, MARTIN SHEEN IS NOT THE PRESIDENT. HE PLAYS ONE ON T.V. 7) EVEN IF YOU ARE ANTI-WAR, YOU ARE STILL AN "INFIDEL!" AND BIN LADEN WANTS YOU DEAD, TOO. 8) IF YOU BELIEVE IN A "VAST RIGHT-WING CONSPIRACY" BUT NOT IN THE DANGER THAT HUSSEIN POSES, QUIT HANGING OUT WITH THE DELL COMPUTER DUDE. 9) WE ARE NOT TRYING TO LIBERATE THEM. 10) WHETHER YOU ARE FOR MILITARY ACTION OR AGAINST IT, OUR YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN OVERSEAS ARE FIGHTING FOR US TO DEFEND OUR RIGHT TO SPEAK OUT. WE ALL NEED TO SUPPORT THEM WITHOUT RESERVATION. | ||
| John Moore (Jmoore) Senior Member Username: Jmoore Post Number: 578 Registered: 10-2002 |
Good one, I love Dennis Miller! | ||
| Bryan Crosby (Bcroz) Member Username: Bcroz Post Number: 61 Registered: 03-2002 |
Far more intellegent than ANYTHING he said on MNF. | ||
| Christopher Dynak (Adtoolco) Member Username: Adtoolco Post Number: 161 Registered: 08-2002 |
He really is too smart for his own good most times but he hits it right on the head with his opinions on our now victorious war. | ||
| Kelly Fristoe (Kfristoe) New Member Username: Kfristoe Post Number: 22 Registered: 12-2002 |
Check the sources fella's. This wasn't done by Dennis Miller. It was done by a guy in Wichita Falls, Texas in a letter to the editor of the Wichita Falls Times Record News. I apologize for having to be the one to dispell the myth although it does have a Dennis Miller tone to it. Good Day. | ||
| Rans (Rans) Senior Member Username: Rans Post Number: 494 Registered: 08-2002 |
Thanks Kelly, I grabbed it from someone else that posted it and took their word for it....I shoulda checked. | ||
| Greg French (Gregfrench) Senior Member Username: Gregfrench Post Number: 339 Registered: 11-2002 |
Nice. |
