| Author | Message | ||
     Steve Reisman (Barton) New Member Username: Barton Post Number: 20 Registered: 02-2003 |
Can you stand it?????  | ||
| Steve Reisman (Barton) New Member Username: Barton Post Number: 21 Registered: 02-2003 |
rear shot  | ||
| Steve Reisman (Barton) New Member Username: Barton Post Number: 22 Registered: 02-2003 |
rear axle  | ||
| Steve Reisman (Barton) New Member Username: Barton Post Number: 23 Registered: 02-2003 |
nice mansion....wonder if Daddy bought it for him???  | ||
| Carter Simcoe (Carter) Senior Member Username: Carter Post Number: 2240 Registered: 04-2002 |
Sorry Steve, that things just for show (and maybe driving through flat mud holes). Nice to see he chromed out the suspension components though, I'm sure that will be real useful. If I had that H2 and the money to spend that he did I would cut the lift down to maybe 3-4 inches max, use the chrome fund to do a solid axle swap, and trim the wheel wells (if necessary) to fit the tires. Then you would have one hell of a truck. Getting a Little cocky there and christening your own house a 'mansion'??? It looks nice but until I see a pic of your own personal urinal I'm afraid Craniac still has you beat.  | ||
| Steve Reisman (Barton) New Member Username: Barton Post Number: 25 Registered: 02-2003 |
Carter...who says that's my house????? (I'm just trying to get into the slamming-thing...why overlook an opportunity?). Btw..did you check out the lawn...nice weed-patch...everyone knows marathon 1 is the way to go....only posuers use marathon 2!!!!!! And that garden hose is a complete tool. (am I getting it???) I'm thinking 2-3" lift, Dana 80 front axle, 37" PJ DirtGrips on 16" rims for lots of fluff & float, more hardcore reinforcement/protection under the belly, front electronic locker, somehow cut-out about 12" of vehicle length between front/rear axles...and licorice dispensers for each passenger!!!! | ||
| Carter Simcoe (Carter) Senior Member Username: Carter Post Number: 2241 Registered: 04-2002 |
you say its your house, come one there can't be that many "Steve R"s who are insulation contractors with H2s in California. And you can't honestly think that the thread about the yellow H2 from the H2 forum hasn't been IMed to me at least half a dozen times by now. | ||
| Carter Simcoe (Carter) Senior Member Username: Carter Post Number: 2242 Registered: 04-2002 |
Here you go: http://www.elcova.com/6/ubb.x?a=tpc&s=2826088551&f=5106011751&m=2426098482 | ||
| Steve Reisman (Barton) New Member Username: Barton Post Number: 26 Registered: 02-2003 |
personal urinal???? How about over 1,240 sq/inches of pure grilling surface and 85,000 btu's of gassing power complete with power-rotiserrie, microwave, oven, frig, stove-top, dishwasher, stereo and 27" tv synched with satellite...all supported with granite counter-tops with a anti-mother-in-law perimeter defense system? I piss on your urinal (accuracy was never my stronghold).  | ||
| Carter Simcoe (Carter) Senior Member Username: Carter Post Number: 2243 Registered: 04-2002 |
this one is a little more incriminating: http://www.elcova.com/6/ubb.x?a=tpc&s=2826088551&f=5106011751&m=7666064582 | ||
| Carter Simcoe (Carter) Senior Member Username: Carter Post Number: 2244 Registered: 04-2002 |
Sorry, its got to have a urinal. Actually got to use my first 'residential urinal' a few weeks ago, it was truly an amazing experience If I ever build a house it is going to have one. | ||
| Steve Reisman (Barton) New Member Username: Barton Post Number: 27 Registered: 02-2003 |
Okay Carter.....you sorta have me... BUT, if there's anything I've learned from the Iraqi information minister it's this: deny anything...even the complete obvious...and so.. NO, that's not my house. I'm not Steve R, I don't know who he is and I think that house is a tool. Furthermore...there are no infidels entering the Hummer dealerships and allah is grilling their ignition systems in the service bay (aka, hell) | ||
| Steve Reisman (Barton) New Member Username: Barton Post Number: 28 Registered: 02-2003 |
Carter.. I know it's just for show...obviously...but I'd still prefer it over the "low-rider" thing! I'm just trying to entertain you guys and show you that I can laugh at Hummers as well. gotta sleep...g'nite | ||
| Carter Simcoe (Carter) Senior Member Username: Carter Post Number: 2245 Registered: 04-2002 |
Well when you want to laugh at a disco point your browser over here: http://www.discoweb.org/robertpearce/index.htm | ||
| Brian Friend (Brianfriend) Senior Member Username: Brianfriend Post Number: 664 Registered: 09-2002 |
Wow...lots of crome on that thing. (h2). The disco..... I don't really know what to say about that. | ||
| Blue (Blue) New Member Username: Blue Post Number: 10 Registered: 04-2003 |
thanks for the pics of Steve's house. Now we all know what the best points of entry are. Dumbasses.... | ||
| Phillip Perkinson (Rover4x4) Member Username: Rover4x4 Post Number: 140 Registered: 02-2003 |
that Disco was in this a recent l(ike last month or two) 4 wheelin mag. Not sure if it was petersons or JP. | ||
| Glenn Guinto (Glenn) Senior Member Username: Glenn Post Number: 547 Registered: 02-2002 |
LOL... How about the combination to your alarm Steve? Nevermind that, how about the shortest route to the nearest freeway?  | ||
| Steve Reisman (Barton) New Member Username: Barton Post Number: 30 Registered: 02-2003 |
Blue....double dumbass on you, dickweed! You can barely even see my house in that picture...and since I work from home...it'll be a delight to share my gun collection with ya! | ||
| Blue (Blue) New Member Username: Blue Post Number: 24 Registered: 04-2003 |
thanks for the add'l info. fuck grandma's silver, I'm going for the hardware. | ||
| Carter Simcoe (Carter) Senior Member Username: Carter Post Number: 2249 Registered: 04-2002 |
Hey Blue I wouldn't mind being the lookout and 'guarding' the bar. LOL | ||
| Jack Parker (Jack) Member Username: Jack Post Number: 134 Registered: 03-2002 |
Umm, I think I remember the disco guy from my days in Greensboro. He either worked at or hung out at Custom Car HiFi, and I think was into ricers back then. Makes me kinda proud of my bone stock D2 Steve - great attitude and great points made. I happen prefer the D2 to the H2: Price, size, looks (understated), proven toughness, and fairly simple to repair. Not doubting the hill climbing situation you described, but the Disco's stock tires suck offroad. Different tire = different outcome? Just my 2 cents. | ||
| Steve Reisman (Barton) New Member Username: Barton Post Number: 32 Registered: 02-2003 |
Jack.... Be careful bro....with that pleasant attitude you'll be boo'd off the dweb and banished to the H2 forum!! In all fairness, the D2 is one hell of a vehicle and OUTSTANDINGLY capable beyond what most would figure just looking at it. They've been all around the globe and to places far and back again! Much like the H2, they also fall into the hands of candy-ass yuppies who fail to appreciate the capabilities and rugged nature of what they have.....but we've covered that...to each their own. If I had my way...I'd probably want to lift the D2 about 2-3", have front and back electronic lockers, bigger tires, somehow lose about 10" off the rear-end (it does hang out a bit and HAS to get caught up on some stuff a bit?), maybe trim the nose a hair and then beef-up any weak links and plate the heck out of the bottom. In my hill-climbing situation (previously referred to)...all that disco needed was some more aggressive tires and at least a rear-locker...that's all. Let's face it guys...a Rubicon with a bit of lift and bigger tires is gonna kick all our butts....but is sure isn't gonna seat 5 adults and cargo....it really just comes down to each vehicle being uniquely good for something. Yours are good for offroading, mines good for consuming massive quantities of gasoline! | ||
| Greg (Gparrish) Senior Member Username: Gparrish Post Number: 1212 Registered: 04-2002 |
Dude, I don't know what kind of gas mileage your H2 gets, but I'll match my D2 to your H2 for the worst mileage contest any day. I just completed a 2,000 mile round trip that only averaged 11.2 mpg for the whole trip, using the cruise most of the way.  | ||
| Paul D. Morgan (V22guy) Senior Member Username: V22guy Post Number: 1440 Registered: 02-2002 |
It's that damn hat Greg!! That's why your mileage Blows! | ||
| Greg (Gparrish) Senior Member Username: Gparrish Post Number: 1215 Registered: 04-2002 |
LOL. That's my winter one. It has warm fleece inside, some ear flaps and is water proof. It's not as pretty as my summer one. It's better than the ear muffs isn't it? | ||
| Steve Reisman (Barton) New Member Username: Barton Post Number: 34 Registered: 02-2003 |
Oh I can't Fin' believe this...now you guys won't even let the H2 win in the gas-guzzling title???? I'm averaging about 11.6 in the city and 13.8 highway. So....you'll match your D2 to my H2, or is it my H2 to your D2...wonderful, then we'll have H2D2...all we need is C3PO and we can re-wire our chips for better peformance. How could you possibly get that bad a gas mileage??? What does the RR get? | ||
| Steve Reisman (Barton) New Member Username: Barton Post Number: 35 Registered: 02-2003 |
Greg....is that a D2? kinda looks like an older model Volvo with a bigger windshield? ; ) | ||
| Evan Price (The_big_daddy) New Member Username: The_big_daddy Post Number: 26 Registered: 02-2003 |
Greg ...Volvo ? Ouch... thats going to leave a mark | ||
| Rans (Rans) Senior Member Username: Rans Post Number: 506 Registered: 08-2002 |
"Greg....is that a D2? kinda looks like an older model Volvo with a bigger windshield?" Yikes....a VOLVO??? OMG, I think Greg has been emasculated. That had to hurt worse than the short rack syndrome!! Oh man, is he going to be dragging his tail tween.... We're here for ya Greg! We know what your rig can do now that it has a real rack!! That was cold Steve....but a Volve is still a better look that a Sardine can with portholes! hehehe | ||
| Greg (Gparrish) Senior Member Username: Gparrish Post Number: 1216 Registered: 04-2002 |
No, no bother here. I honestly wish your truck beat me to death in the gas guzzling contest. I would love to get 30 or 40 mpg. As far as the Volvo comment, I don't have a problem with that. To each his own. However, is it better to drive a car named after a 70's dancing style? Or after a blowjob? hmmmm... | ||
| Greg (Gparrish) Senior Member Username: Gparrish Post Number: 1217 Registered: 04-2002 |
Oh, and it is a 2001 Discovery 2. LR Sticker says 15/17, but I've yet to see those numbers. Prior to the the roof rack/lights install, it got around 13+, but now averages around 10/11 mpg. | ||
| Rans (Rans) Senior Member Username: Rans Post Number: 507 Registered: 08-2002 |
Sigh.....ya just can't Greg excited anymore since Paul left! | ||
| Paul D. Morgan (V22guy) Senior Member Username: V22guy Post Number: 1447 Registered: 02-2002 |
The underlying problem with Stevie boy here is that he has hat envy. | ||
| Kennith P. Whichard III (Kennith) Senior Member Username: Kennith Post Number: 341 Registered: 05-2002 |
Naa G, Them blingin' H2s iz streight-up muh f'in' dee-void of the Disco's Ghetto, ass, booty. Disco Be Draggin' a wagon... Sheeeiit. I neetz me somfin ta grab onto when I'm tearin' that up! Cheers, Kennith | ||
| Kennith P. Whichard III (Kennith) Senior Member Username: Kennith Post Number: 342 Registered: 05-2002 |
Actually, though it's practicality may be limited, that chromed out suspension does look pretty cool. Cheers, Kennith | ||
| Andy Thoma (Andythoma) Member Username: Andythoma Post Number: 171 Registered: 01-2003 |
Actually the chrome or a polished surface is suppose to shed mud better than paint or power coated surface. | ||
| Steve Reisman (Barton) New Member Username: Barton Post Number: 36 Registered: 02-2003 |
Nah...the maintainance is a freakin' nightmare (the guy told me). As far as I'm concerned....chrome has little place on a serious offroader (am I wrong?) Does anyone know where I can get a hat like Greg's? | ||
| gp (Garrett) Senior Member Username: Garrett Post Number: 2013 Registered: 10-2001 |
any local bait shop will have those hats. just like most gay pride parades use H2's to pull the floats. least that is all the rage in south beach. | ||
| Greg (Gparrish) Senior Member Username: Gparrish Post Number: 1218 Registered: 04-2002 |
LOL.......... Hat ....... $22 @ REI Disco 2 ... $35,000 @ Land Rover Snow Boots .$100 @ Eastern Mountain Sports Knowing your not driving an H2 in a Gay Parade... Priceless. | ||
| Steve Reisman (Barton) New Member Username: Barton Post Number: 40 Registered: 02-2003 |
Sthop that...don't be mean! | ||
| Art Vigil (Colorover) Member Username: Colorover Post Number: 102 Registered: 02-2003 |
Actually, for some weird reason I never figured out, I had quite a few lesbians compliment my '95 D90. ~Art Vigil | ||
| Land Rover Certified Used A**hole (Jason) Senior Member Username: Jason Post Number: 468 Registered: 04-2002 |
Were they the cute, blonde, and buxom type? Or the stocky, butch, lumber-jack type??? | ||
| Art Vigil (Colorover) Member Username: Colorover Post Number: 104 Registered: 02-2003 |
Cute, blonde, and buxom lesbians??? No, this wasn't a penthouse forum. They were mostly the short, stocky, mullet-sportin, sleeveless shirt, jean shorts wearing, chain-driven wallet type. ~Art Vigil | ||
| Mike Pelechaty (Tonga) New Member Username: Tonga Post Number: 21 Registered: 03-2003 |
I don't know about you guys but Stevo needs to have himself a HUMble sandwhich. | ||
| Land Rover Certified Used A**hole (Jason) Senior Member Username: Jason Post Number: 470 Registered: 04-2002 |
It sucks to be you, Art... | ||
| Greg (Gparrish) Senior Member Username: Gparrish Post Number: 1221 Registered: 04-2002 |
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| Greg (Gparrish) Senior Member Username: Gparrish Post Number: 1222 Registered: 04-2002 |
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| Greg (Gparrish) Senior Member Username: Gparrish Post Number: 1223 Registered: 04-2002 |
Steve, , just to be a good sport, I thought I would throw in a few more jabs. Still trying to level the field after the volvo comment.   | ||
| Kevin Bridges (Craniac) Member Username: Craniac Post Number: 77 Registered: 02-2003 |
Here we go again, where's the village people | ||
| Carter Simcoe (Carter) Senior Member Username: Carter Post Number: 2275 Registered: 04-2002 |
Hang on I think I still have it...... | ||
| Carter Simcoe (Carter) Senior Member Username: Carter Post Number: 2276 Registered: 04-2002 |
it doesn't come out as well w/ the new size limit:  | ||
| Carter Simcoe (Carter) Senior Member Username: Carter Post Number: 2277 Registered: 04-2002 |
wait wrong one.. LOL  | ||
| Blake Luse (Muddyrover) Senior Member Username: Muddyrover Post Number: 809 Registered: 02-2002 |
that honda element one killed me | ||
| Steve Reisman (Barton) Member Username: Barton Post Number: 41 Registered: 02-2003 |
Mike Pelechatky.....just registered today, from out of nowhere....dropped in just to offer me a sandwich....uh-huh? I built that house with my own hands and over 3-years of hard work: bite me! Greg...those four dancing figures: that ballerina sorta works for me....think you could do-up something with a bit of tight leather, high heels and some kind of stripper-dancing-routine on the hood of my rig???? Good stuff...you guys crack me up! Now I'm spending more time here then on the H2 forum. What's the world coming to? | ||
| Greg (Gparrish) Senior Member Username: Gparrish Post Number: 1224 Registered: 04-2002 |
 Need I say more? | ||
| Paul D. Morgan (V22guy) Senior Member Username: V22guy Post Number: 1449 Registered: 02-2002 |
LOL!!! | ||
| Kevin Bridges (Craniac) Member Username: Craniac Post Number: 82 Registered: 02-2003 |
my bad,picture didn't work | ||
| Blue (Blue) New Member Username: Blue Post Number: 32 Registered: 04-2003 |
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| Greg (Gparrish) Senior Member Username: Gparrish Post Number: 1225 Registered: 04-2002 |
LOL............ That's too funny Blue. gp | ||
| gp (Garrett) Senior Member Username: Garrett Post Number: 2025 Registered: 10-2001 |
funny i don't remember those boots at camp that night? must have been a bitch in the snow man. heck you could cook hotdogs on those damn things. | ||
| Steve Reisman (Barton) Member Username: Barton Post Number: 50 Registered: 02-2003 |
Spent 10 minutes sitting in front of the keyboard...can't come up with a darn thing to say...I just hope Blue never decides to turn his talents against me. Greg...just be happy you weren't bending down or something when that pic was taken...it's...it's a Swedish thing? | ||
| Alec (Cohummerowner) New Member Username: Cohummerowner Post Number: 9 Registered: 02-2003 |
I swear i will never ever ever get on top of a rack again. Ah, maybe I will, I am famouse now. |
