| Author | Message | ||
     Roland Kutasi (Disco1) Member Username: Disco1 Post Number: 91 Registered: 10-2002 |
* I didn't know my radar detector wasn't on. * Sorry, I can't reach my drivers license unless you hold my beer for me. * Are you the guy from the Village People? * Hey, you must have been going 160 mph to catch me. * I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a cop. * Hurry it up, I want to catch up with that last group of cars. * I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. * I pay your salary. * Hey, that's OK, the last dummy gave me a warning too. * You call that a gun, it's nothing compared to this .44 magnum. * What do you mean I've been drinking, are you a trained specialist or something. * Do you know why you pulled me over? Good at least one of us does. * That gut doesn't inspire much confidence, I bet I can out run you. * Is it true that cops become cops because they are too dumb to work? * I was trying to keep up with the traffic. * Yes, I know there are no other cars around - that's how far they are ahead of me. * Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got stuck between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control. | ||
| Brian Friend (Brianfriend) Senior Member Username: Brianfriend Post Number: 734 Registered: 09-2002 |
LMAO | ||
| Todd W. McLain (Ganryu) Member Username: Ganryu Post Number: 202 Registered: 10-2002 |
160mph to catch you? Certinaly not if your driving a Land Rover. | ||
| Brad Russell (Bradnc) Member Username: Bradnc Post Number: 240 Registered: 03-2002 |
* No Officer, there's no blood in my alcohol. | ||
| Britt Easterly (Britt) Member Username: Britt Post Number: 52 Registered: 09-2002 |
My all time favorite (true quote) "Any dumb ass can do your job." My standard response: And your going to prove it right? | ||
| Dean Brown (Deanbrown3d) Senior Member Username: Deanbrown3d Post Number: 634 Registered: 02-2002 |
"Sorry ociffer" hic | ||
| M. K. Watson (Lrover94) Senior Member Username: Lrover94 Post Number: 754 Registered: 02-2002 |
i always liked, "Officer i am speeding because i am almost out of gas" mike w | ||
| David Gage (Davidg) Member Username: Davidg Post Number: 146 Registered: 02-2002 |
Ocifer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am, and I have all day sober to sunday up... | ||
| Adam Ross (Discodriveradam) Member Username: Discodriveradam Post Number: 58 Registered: 01-2003 |
David, just out of curiosity, have you ever played the harmonica? | ||
| Steve R (Barton) Member Username: Barton Post Number: 77 Registered: 02-2003 |
If you think being "bi" and "going both ways" means you fish both saltwater AND freshwater.......you may be a redneck! | ||
| David Gage (Davidg) Member Username: Davidg Post Number: 148 Registered: 02-2002 |
Adam, nope, just a little geetar every now and then... Why? am I missing something here? | ||
| Paul Schuetz (Schuetz) Member Username: Schuetz Post Number: 69 Registered: 04-2002 |
My favorite " I couldn't do that sober!" (when asked to complete the DUI field test) | ||
| Garth Petch (Garth) New Member Username: Garth Post Number: 4 Registered: 02-2003 |
In Australia, the ranks of police are Constable, Senior Constable, Sergeant, etc...when pulled over by a young cop one has to be very careful where one puts the emphasis when saying his rank. Not really worth slurring the pronunciation! Garth | ||
| Christopher Doyle (Doyle) New Member Username: Doyle Post Number: 4 Registered: 03-2003 |
How about this (actual event reenactment) Officer: Your eyes look a little glazed son, you been smoking anything? Driver: Well officer, your eyes look a little glazed too, been eating any donuts? Needless to say after many tickets and an impound, my friend decided that perhaps that was a poor choice of words in that particular circumstance. doyle | ||
| Adam Ross (Discodriveradam) Member Username: Discodriveradam Post Number: 59 Registered: 01-2003 |
Haha, no, don't worry David. But you share your namesake with a guy who is one of the world's best. LOL, I guess today's your lucky day. | ||
| Jim Burns (Jim_burns) New Member Username: Jim_burns Post Number: 9 Registered: 03-2003 |
Cop: Do you have any drugs, alcohol or guns in your vehicle? Response: Why, What are you looking to buy? That cost me. | ||
| Michael (Jebsdad123) Member Username: Jebsdad123 Post Number: 56 Registered: 11-2002 |
A friend of mine was driving through Georgia on his way to FLA for spring break a couple years back and got pulled over by a state trooper. The conversation went something like this: Officer:Do you know how fast you were going? Friend: No sir Officer: 85mph, nobody goes through my state that fast. Friend: Sherman did. Needless to say the cop didn't see the humor in that. He's lucky he only got a ticket, and not a pistol butt to the head. | ||
| Joshua (Joshua) Member Username: Joshua Post Number: 199 Registered: 10-2002 |
yeh, Michael...we call that street justice in Boston |
