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     Alan Greening (Alan_g) New Member Username: Alan_g Post Number: 2 Registered: 04-2003 |
Why Land Rovers are better than women... > You can look at other Land Rovers without yours getting jealous. > Your Land Rover doesn't mind you buying magazines full of pictures of better looking Land Rovers, some of which have no tops on or are stripped down. > It's OK for your friends to fiddle about with your Land Rover, even in the street. > Older Land Rovers look better than younger ones. > If you decide to get rid of your Land Rover, it doesn't want half your house. > You can usually guess the age of a Land Rover just by looking at it. > You don't mind your friends seeing you with an old Land Rover. > Your Land Rover won't go mad if you buy it a set of tyres for Christmas. > If you can't get your Land Rover going, it won't go around telling other Land Rovers how crap you are. > Land Rovers have a mind of their own. > Most women do not consider eight hours of wading through rivers and getting stuck in mud 'a good day out'. Why Land Rovers are like women.... > They both need lots of expensive fluids. > They both need warming up before they perform. > They both inhibit you getting other women. > The books on how they both work tend to be difficult to follow. > Everyone you know has a different opinion on what's wrong with them. Where Land Rovers fall down..... > Your Land Rover won't keep you warm. > There's not a lot you can do to stop your Land Rover whining. > Women tend not to drip oil on your driveway. > You can get quiet women. > Only very few women can keep up painful noise levels for three hours without a break. > If you start having erotic dreams about your Land Rover, you probably need mental help. Or a woman. |
