| Author | Message | ||
     Roland Kutasi (Disco1) Member Username: Disco1 Post Number: 105 Registered: 10-2002 |
The 1st guest speaker is an English lady who say's "Ladies, you recalled that during last years conference, we decided to be more assertive with our husbands. Well, after last years conference I went home and said to my husband Barrington, that I wasn't going to cook for him anymore! After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing, but after the third day I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb. The auditorium of a few thousand women burst into clapping and cheering. The second guest speaker was a Russian lady who said, "After last years conference I went home and said to my husband Ivan that I wasn't going to do his laundry anymore". After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing, but after the third day I saw that he had done not only his laundry, but mine as well! The audience again break out into clapping and cheering. The third speaker was an old aborigine woman who says, "Affer lars years conferech I wen home to my lazy husban Dingo Jack, an I sez to hims that I waznt gonna pick up his empty beer cans no more, an I waznt gonna cook hiz tucker, an I waznt gonna wash hiz dirty undawear. The audience breaks out into a tumultuous applause which lasts for about 5 minutes. When the applause dies down, she continues.... Affer da first day I saw nothin. Affer da second day I saw nothin, but affer the fird day I could just see a little outta me left eye! | ||
| Kevin Bridges (Craniac) Member Username: Craniac Post Number: 124 Registered: 02-2003 |
Thak may not be P.C. but as a "joke", forgive me, but I think it's funny | ||
| Carter Simcoe (Carter) Senior Member Username: Carter Post Number: 2371 Registered: 04-2002 |
That is soooo wrong.... but so fucking funny too  | ||
| Jim H. (Victor_mature) New Member Username: Victor_mature Post Number: 32 Registered: 02-2003 |
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? -Nuthin'. Hey, you already told her twice. Why are there 200,000 battered women in the US? -Because they just don't fuckin' LISTEN! What's the first thing a woman should do when she checks out of the battered women's clinic? -The dishes if she knows what's good for her. (note: the above jokes don't necessarily reflect the opinions of Jim H, Victor Mature or this station) | ||
| ed hart (Adifferentedh) Member Username: Adifferentedh Post Number: 67 Registered: 12-2002 |
what do you say to a woman w/ 2 black eyes ? shoulda listened the first time. |
