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JEEP
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 04:06 am: |
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Free Advise YOU ALL GO BUY A JEEP!! Can go farther and better than the breadboxes. And looks better..... |
   
Russell Smith (Rusty)
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 04:12 am: |
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Better advice : GET YOUR HAND OFF YOUR DICK AND FIND A WOMAN .... FAST !!!! |
   
Ron
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 04:13 am: |
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LOL but I would look really dumb driving a jeep holding my latte Ron |
   
Craig Kobayashi (Koby)
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 04:16 am: |
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ROFLMAO... I can't believe I'm going to justify this flamer with a reply, but not only is he ignorant, I really have to take exception with his "looks better" statement. Ron- That latte would sure get cold fast in a rag-top, no? |
   
Jeep
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 04:16 am: |
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Yup thats what they are for.... Yuppie trucks, that cannot go anywhere. hehe. U all suck. |
   
jeep
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 04:18 am: |
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You only wish you had a ragtop. Yuppy.... |
   
JCC
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 09:29 am: |
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Jeep, I have had 3 Jeeps before my Disco, One Grand Cherokee, a YJ and a TJ ....all with tereflex suspension......yet my Disco straight out of the box could go places those vehicles wouldn't! Go buy you a Disco if you have the funds for it......Try it out for yourself and youll see what I mean! Dont knock it til you try it asshole Justin |
   
Anonymous
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 10:34 am: |
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I had a jeep and two fords, all have left me on the road (or in the mud). Not my Disco, though. And the price of a jeep? They must be getting pretty proud of them for what you are getting. I think chicks look good in them. Hey, maybe jeeps are girlie vehicles? ;-) Jay |
   
Sean H
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 10:36 am: |
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I wouldn't trade my LR ragtop for any Heep even at gunpoint. Put your piece of shit where your mouth is puddin. |
   
mateu
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 10:39 am: |
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The guy couldn't spell "advice" correctly in his opening. So how could he know anything about anything else? And "yuppies"? Come on. Yuppies drive grand cherokees. |
   
mateu
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 11:01 am: |
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...Yuppies drive grand cherokees because they believe the commercials where a j**p has been air-lifted to a mountaintop are real. This is real: www.expeditionexchange.com/kevkor/DSCN0741.jpg |
   
Anonymous
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 12:56 pm: |
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So what's so wrong with the Grand Cherokee? Is it some sort of image thing to you guys? Why does eveyone bicker about why their discos kick ass over anything else out there? So all the former GC owners out there that now have Discos - can you outline what makes it a superior vehicle? |
   
Greg Davis
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 12:59 pm: |
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Go to the General section and read the thread Jeep Vs Rover. And by the way, post your name. Otherwise you run the risk of being called ball-less. |
   
Curtis
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 01:11 pm: |
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mateu, Is that pic shot at the overlook on Metal Masher? It is either that or Amasa Back, but I am guessing MM. Anyway, not to stand behind the diphole Jeep, but that is not too hard of a trail. Great pic though. Jeeps are formidable vehicles. To deny that would be a lie. For the money they are pretty good on the trail right out of the box. Of course I would rather be in a Disco! The dirvetrain is much better built in LR's (esp half shafts & axles). Beyond that it is just four contact patches, ground clearance, and approach and departure angles. One could argue that the suspension is better in the LR, but who keeps that stock anyway. Have fun with the flame war here, but I'll be spilling my Lattes in a Rover...cuz I want to. Curtis |
   
badams
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 01:23 pm: |
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I agree with the statement that jeeps are girlie cars, after all, Daisy Duke drove one, Barbie drives a pink one ... should I go on? |
   
gp (Garrett)
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 01:31 pm: |
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i think i remember Kermit and Debbie Gibson driving one! hmmmmm. interesting. |
   
Bubba
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 01:40 pm: |
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Yea, That fat chick that used to drink to much and get real loud had a red WJ back before we got married... Bubba |
   
SteveCz
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 01:43 pm: |
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I got a dog named Jeep, and a truck named Rover. Steve "Iyam what Iyam" Cz |
   
Kyle
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 01:49 pm: |
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I smell Tom (Little rubicon) Pearson , all over this thread....... Kyle |
   
RVR OVR (Tom)
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 01:59 pm: |
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Give me a break, Kyle. You know I don't do that Anon bs. Go check the ip's. Tom |
   
RVR OVR (Tom)
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 02:00 pm: |
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Aren't you supposed to be in Moab right now? Tom |
   
Kyle
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 02:19 pm: |
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Me ? Naaaaa , I told you I was just gonna become a Virtual Adventurer..... Kyle |
   
Old_man_emu
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 02:25 pm: |
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tell me this.....why is it that any RockFest Challenge at Moab, Rubicon...etc.....you see 99% Jeeps, modified jeeps, landcruisers, and very little landrover vehicles.....and tell me why is that " 4 wheel drive Sport and Utility magazines " rarely feature landrovers....and I KNOW YOU GUYS BUY THOSE MAGAZINES!!!! although you may not admit it.... JEEPS are better for off - road...Landrovers are better for Highway without a doubt with SOME off -road ability!!!!! |
   
Ho Chung (Ho)
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 02:27 pm: |
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hehe, yes, jeeps rule.!!!
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PerroneFord
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 02:40 pm: |
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Hmm I don't see too many jeeps in my Engilish magaiznes.. why do think that is? Jeeps and Rovers can both be modified to wheel quite well. Stock, both can handle more terrain than just about any other stock truck currently sold to the public. If you think Jeeps are better off-road, then that's great for you. Many people here think that LRs are better off-road and that's great for them. In the big picture, its really of little consequence. With time and money, either one will go anywhere you care to take it if you're sane. -P |
   
p m
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 02:42 pm: |
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old man emu... hehehe... dammit, i almost missed it. my jeep will out'wheel any of my rovers by far. IF - IF - it makes it to the trail guess it covers it. peter |
   
Ho Chung (Ho)
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 02:43 pm: |
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perrone, you are wrong. LRs are good for nothing. can't you understand that? i guess it's a jeep thing. LOL |
   
Chu Son
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 02:59 pm: |
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Ho, I think this is worse than the Defender envy. This is JEEP envy! BIG TIME!
chu |
   
Ho Chung (Ho)
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 03:02 pm: |
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oh yeah, big time. !!! you have that envy too? LOL!!!!! |
   
gp (Garrett)
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 03:16 pm: |
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is it similar to Samurai envy? Fu Kin Su Pah!!! ~Dum Gai~ (garrett) ps: Ho.....hope you understand that!! (just think of your 'fucking retarded' joke i never got) |
   
niall forbes (Forbesn)
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 03:23 pm: |
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My Land Rover has the Willys!! You can't get enough chrome accessories for LRs. What's up with that? I'm with Ho on this one. Jeeps rock. |
   
gp (Garrett)
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 03:30 pm: |
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what do you mean? snag one of those gem of a bumpers off an LSE and you are dah man!!! and i hear they are as strong with all that chrome as the TJM bumpers. LOL. i am in the process of having my NATO wheels and Garvin rack chromed anyhow.....next are my valve covers!! "if you can read this turn me over!".....guess that is what they mean by "only in a Jeep". |
   
Chu Son
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 03:30 pm: |
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After reading the past few discussions regarding 4x4s...i think the food chain goes something like this: 1. Samurai 2. Jeep (all types, including Peter's stretch) 3. Xterra 4. Defender 5. Disco Damn. Disco's a real POS. It came in 5th out of 5. This board's for losers. chu |
   
cartner
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 03:39 pm: |
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Hey anyone know where I can get some Chrome bumpers and a set of body panels made entirely out of diamond plate? I think I'm going to get rid of the heavier chassis on my landy, and then replace the aluminum body with something that rusts a whole lot faster...hmmm...or maybe just cover it in diamond plate...yeah. diamond plate. I almost bought a jeep once. Then I drove it. I waited two more years to get a Rover. Go figure. |
   
Scz
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 03:42 pm: |
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Still wish I had that '68 Jeepster Commando with the western snowplow and ooze my way back up the foodchain. Hey, anybody ever try to fit a plow on a Disco??? That jeepster was great, but even with no lift it kept on chewing up front u joints. Too bad we had to sell it after it collapsed on the neighbor's dog. Some guy in a bar offered $450 for it and we made him buy the round and a 24 pack to go. He followed us home down the blacktop and hooked up the plow, ain't seen it since, THANK GOD!!! that thing was a heap. Rovers Rule, jeepsters plow snow. SCz |
   
p m
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 04:05 pm: |
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Chu, i don't see a rangie in that food chain. speaking of chrome, 98 discos have some! peter p.s. a friend of mine offers a '92 300ZX with 100kmi for 8k... it may be my ticket to reclaim the disco |
   
gp (Garrett)
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 04:07 pm: |
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i think i have spoken to soon. i have subaru envy!!!http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/ebayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1820203446&r=0&t=0 that's not kyle's bumper is it. looks like something from a Mad Max movie. |
   
Curtis
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 04:30 pm: |
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This stuff is funny as hell We have millions of enviro-wackos out there trying to get us off the trails, yet we fight about whose Johnson is longest. I love dirt. Give it to me by Rover, Jeep, bike, ATV, or in my dinner. Makes me no difference. Someone wants to waste thier time laughing at my Rover? It is thier problem...I'm getting dirty any way I can Curtis |
   
Ho Chung (Ho)
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 06:34 pm: |
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but jeepers make fun of me and my disco all the time on the trails. |
   
Dee Cantrell (Disco_Dad)
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 07:51 pm: |
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I used to have a sticker on my old 88 Rangie ""I would rather have my Land Rover Towed than Drive a Jeep"" |
   
Jeff Bieler (Mrbieler)
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 08:25 pm: |
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Ho, I make fun of you on the trails too. ;-) |
   
MTB
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 11:00 pm: |
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Hey Jeep Why would you want all of us Latte drinking, Grey Poupon Eating, Armani wearing Yuppies driving Jeeps. We would give your manly Jeep a bad name. I Personally will not do that to you I have way to much respect for you. I will promise you this. If the day comes that I drink cheap beer, use regular mustard, wear Wrangler jeans, and want to have sex with my sister or mother I will go out and buy a Jeep. Until then I will cruise the malls looking for a Starbucks. But thank you so much for your Free advice. There should be more of you out there to help us LOOSERS. Michael B |
   
AL
| Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 11:26 pm: |
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Jeff Bieler (Mrbieler)
| Posted on Thursday, April 11, 2002 - 12:56 am: |
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Michael, that's the spirit. Embrace your loserness and set yourself free. Remember the mantra, "my truck sucks, Land Rovers are lame, and I am not worthy of the dirt upon which J**ps tread". |
   
Neal Glessner (Nealg)
| Posted on Thursday, April 11, 2002 - 01:12 am: |
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Quit typing J##P in your postings or more assholes with J##ps will find this site. |
   
E Snyder
| Posted on Thursday, April 11, 2002 - 01:30 am: |
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"My Land Rover has the Willys!!" Careful Niall, remember who inspired who... And by the way, I have O'Niells in my family history, from County Tyrone and others in Ireland. The first O'Niell was simply called Niall, and was credited with settling Ireland in around 4 or 500 AD. According to legend, the first man on the boat to touch land could claim it. When they got close to land, Niall cut off his hand and threw it on the shore. Hence the "bloody hand of Ulster" that the IRA used to use as a symbol and is on several coat of arms. Anyway, cool name. Sorry this was a bit off-topic. I get tired of these Jeep vs. LR threads so I thought I'd mix it up a bit. |
   
MTB
| Posted on Thursday, April 11, 2002 - 04:41 am: |
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I am so sorry Jeep I did not know how awsome Jeeps are I'm just taking my Disco to the junk yard and going to buy this baby. /image{JBCOMMANSE} |
   
MTB
| Posted on Thursday, April 11, 2002 - 04:45 am: |
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Sorry I was to excited on my showing my new Jeep. You guy would not understand it is a Jeep thing  |
   
Horness Spencer (Horness)
| Posted on Thursday, April 11, 2002 - 08:32 am: |
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Well I'm sold. /hello operator...give me the number for my local Jeep dealer. Any chance of a jeepweb.org web site? Oh God, I mentioned the J word twice... it's happening... oh dear, hang on...
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niall forbes (Forbesn)
| Posted on Thursday, April 11, 2002 - 09:52 am: |
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I hadn't heard about that. Don't count on me to cut off my hand on purpose. Sorry to disapoint ;-) I think my name is Scottish gaelic (sp?) spelling though. |
   
Paul D. Morgan (V22guy)
| Posted on Thursday, April 11, 2002 - 05:00 pm: |
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This thread has lead me back to the bottle! |
   
Paul D. Morgan (V22guy)
| Posted on Thursday, April 11, 2002 - 05:06 pm: |
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Jeremy A. (Jmansphc)
| Posted on Thursday, April 11, 2002 - 05:19 pm: |
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LOL, the driver looks like he's posing for a camera too..... |
   
Paul D. Morgan (V22guy)
| Posted on Thursday, April 11, 2002 - 05:47 pm: |
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No respect for a TICK. |
   
Phillip Perkinson (R0ver4x4)
| Posted on Thursday, April 11, 2002 - 05:54 pm: |
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If jeep are so good why is that fat guy in the Pantara t shirt pulling it up the hill |
   
niall forbes (Forbesn)
| Posted on Thursday, April 11, 2002 - 06:38 pm: |
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Does it look to anyone else like the driver is wearing a bicycle helmet? WTF? |
   
gp (Garrett)
| Posted on Thursday, April 11, 2002 - 09:15 pm: |
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looks like a central PA strong man (aka: fat bastard) competition!! that or giant piece of limestone got lodged up his ass.
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M. K. Watson (Lrover94)
| Posted on Thursday, April 11, 2002 - 11:35 pm: |
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its the rare mating ritual of the backwoods trailerpark gringo! seldom has man been so fortunate to catch it on film. i believe NGC is running a show on this very animal. |
   
Craig M. Highland (Shortbus)
| Posted on Friday, April 12, 2002 - 01:32 am: |
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Craig |
   
Ron
| Posted on Friday, April 12, 2002 - 02:59 am: |
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bling bling |
   
Paul D. Morgan (V22guy)
| Posted on Friday, April 12, 2002 - 06:48 am: |
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Oh Yeah..........Chillin at the 'zone. |
   
gp (Garrett)
| Posted on Friday, April 12, 2002 - 08:17 am: |
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do i see a trailer hitch on that thing? what are ya gonna tow with that thang.....lawn chairs? |
   
Blue (Bluegill)
| Posted on Friday, April 12, 2002 - 06:49 pm: |
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That guy in the back is stealing the subwoofer while the owner is in the 'Zone getting pine tree-shaped air freshener and tire gloss. Shoot him. Shoot them both. |
   
Kyle
| Posted on Friday, April 12, 2002 - 11:09 pm: |
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Did somebody say "Lawn Chair" ?? Kyle |
   
gp (Garrett)
| Posted on Saturday, April 13, 2002 - 12:11 am: |
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um yeah. and i just got back from Wal Mart too.......and it's midnight. man am i a loser or what. i think everyone was wasted. ps: i think those are Z rated tires too. haha. in a 4 cyl j**p. good stuff. |