| Author | Message | ||
     Kinnie van Eeden (Yenza) New Member Username: Yenza Post Number: 13 Registered: 05-2003 |
Found this on another web-site/forum. Could easily be Bumper stickers! ;-) Land Rover Drivers don't suffer from insanity - They enjoy every minute of it! Stop Laughing, put the camera away and get a tow rope! If you're close enough to read this, I want your insurance details If my wife was this dirty, I'd have stayed at home! The car in front of you is NOT A BLOODY JEEP!!! Land Rover Owners CAN PARK ANYWHERE THEY LIKE! To Infinity & Beyond 1948-2003 WANTED - woman who can clean, cook & sew with own Land Rover - please send pic of Land Rover Land Rover 0-60 in Three Weeks! I've found a way of getting more MPG from my Land Rover - I make the wife walk! A Land Rover is for LIFE - not just for Christmas I'm a Genuine Part of the Alloyed Invasion Deranged Rover Driver! This dent was caused by a woman driver Fancy being stuck with me on a Dirty Weekend?! Keep Your distance - you never know what will fall off She may be noisy, smelly and getting on a bit - but I love her and she's good with the kids! Longed for Vehicle Have GUNK will travel Warning: This Vehicle Bites! Join the Army, See the World - get to Ride Land Rovers for FREE Please remember - YOU ARE MY CRUMPLE ZONE My other car is a Range Rover I may be driving a tin bucket - but which scrap yard will yours be in when it's the same age?! My dads just painted his Land Rover and it's still not dry I'm Dirty, Tyred and Exhausted, but I'm a very happy Land Rover Owner Cats have nine lives, but this Land Rover has 750's!! Only Boy Racers and Bad Drivers Overtake a Land Rover If you can read this please flip me over! When I grow up I want to be a Land Rover Land Rover - Just Like Me - Built to perfection The best things in life are Free Wheel Hubbed!! WARNING: This Landrover may contain NUTS! I'd Rather PUSH my Land Rover than Drive a Jeep! LETHAL WEAPON SERIES II Land Rover: Four Leaf Sprung Teknic Don't wash me - just plant Potatoes! For the Last Time I don't drive a F****** Jeep! It's a Land Rover - Why are you even trying?! Official SUZUKI Recovery Vehicle This Vehicle has more leaks than the Titanic Land Rover Owners have bigger knobs and moving parts that don't rust t's a Land Rover thing - You wouldn't Understand CAUTION! Mixing this vehicle with Mud and Water brings out the BEAST in me! Happiness is a car called Land Rover! I've got a Land Rover Genuine Part - How do you fancy a Test Drive? When was the last time you got your hands on a 17 year old with a perfect body?! Regards, Kinnie | ||
| Roland Kutasi (Disco1) Senior Member Username: Disco1 Post Number: 253 Registered: 10-2002 |
On the rear window of my 95: "My other ride is your mum". On my 91: "Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks your an arsehole. On my wife's Rangie: 'I go from 0-bitch in 3 seconds. | ||
| Art Bitterman (Aardvark) New Member Username: Aardvark Post Number: 33 Registered: 05-2003 |
On the back of the "Aardvark" (Series II): "Thanks for honking! Now Piss Off!" | ||
| Phillip Perkinson (Rover4x4) Senior Member Username: Rover4x4 Post Number: 263 Registered: 02-2003 |
where do yall get these stickers? I could use a few. | ||
| Robert Sublett (Rubisco98) Senior Member Username: Rubisco98 Post Number: 904 Registered: 04-2002 |
check out www.difflock.com , I just may have to order a couple of those..RS | ||
| Blake Luse (Muddyrover) Senior Member Username: Muddyrover Post Number: 895 Registered: 02-2002 |
order a couple what robert | ||
| Robert Sublett (Rubisco98) Senior Member Username: Rubisco98 Post Number: 906 Registered: 04-2002 |
stickers.. "Don't wash me, plant potatoes" was one of my favorites. | ||
| Alan Greening (Alan_g) New Member Username: Alan_g Post Number: 15 Registered: 04-2003 |
"You go fast, I'll go anywhere" | ||
| Art Bitterman (Aardvark) New Member Username: Aardvark Post Number: 34 Registered: 05-2003 |
Robert- Where on the difflock site are the stickers? Did a search and a look around but can't find any. Difflock is one of my daily visits (after my own board, the discoweb...) | ||
| ken knebusch (Charlotterover) Member Username: Charlotterover Post Number: 163 Registered: 02-2002 |
i couldn't find them either. nice site though. | ||
| Robert Sublett (Rubisco98) Senior Member Username: Rubisco98 Post Number: 907 Registered: 04-2002 |
http://www.difflock.com/linkjump/ljpro.cgi?URL=http://www.treadwear.co.uk Hopefully that link will take ya right to it, I don't recall how I found it on that website though.. | ||
| John Moore (Jmoore) Senior Member Username: Jmoore Post Number: 694 Registered: 10-2002 |
Here' my favorite "All Parts Falling Off this Vehicle are of the Finest British Workmanship Available!" | ||
| Greg Tearne (Gooddoggomez) Member Username: Gooddoggomez Post Number: 43 Registered: 02-2003 |
Doesn't someone have this quote on D-web: "It ain't broke - it's British" | ||
| Roland Kutasi (Disco1) Senior Member Username: Disco1 Post Number: 265 Registered: 10-2002 |
How about this one: Horn broken....watch for finger! | ||
| Aaron Richardet (Draaronr) Member Username: Draaronr Post Number: 141 Registered: 09-2002 |
Don't follow me you won't make it. | ||
| Leslie N. Bright (Leslie) Senior Member Username: Leslie Post Number: 2274 Registered: 02-2002 |
"Tally-Ho, Y'all" is on the back of our Rovers..... -L | ||
| Roland Kutasi (Disco1) Senior Member Username: Disco1 Post Number: 267 Registered: 10-2002 |
Here's another: "I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.......not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. | ||
| Roland Kutasi (Disco1) Senior Member Username: Disco1 Post Number: 269 Registered: 10-2002 |
One more: Vegetarian....Indian word for lousy hunter. |
