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ken knebusch (Charlotterover)
Member
Username: Charlotterover

Post Number: 178
Registered: 02-2002
Posted on Wednesday, June 18, 2003 - 11:25 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men
Women's restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE


The best way to a man's heart
is to saw his breast plate open.
Women's restroom
Murphy's,Champaign,IL


Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library,DukeUniversity,Durham,NC


I've decided that to raise my grades
I must lower my standards.
Houghton Library
HarvardUniversity,Cambridge,MA


If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza,Washington,DC


Remember, it's not,
"How high are you?"
it's
"Hi, how are you?"
Rest stop off Route 81,West Virginia


God made pot.
Man made beer.
Who do you trust?
The Irish Times,Washington,DC


Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity.
The Bayou,Baton Rouge, LO


No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her crap.
Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill,Chapel Hill,NC


To do is to be. - Descartes
To be is to do. - Voltaire
Do be do be do. - Frank Sinatra
Men's restroom
Greasewood Flats,Scottsdale,AZ


At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea,Tucson,AZ



It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust
on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg,AZ


Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom
The Filling Station,Bozeman,MO


If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York,New York.


A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it.
Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort,Dallas,TX


If pro is opposite of con,
then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!
Men's restroom
House of Representatives,Washington,DC


Express Lane:
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's,Phoenix,AZ


You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's,Beverly Hills,CA.


No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's,Beverly Hills,CA







 

Tom V (Cozmo)
Member
Username: Cozmo

Post Number: 163
Registered: 09-2002
Posted on Wednesday, June 18, 2003 - 05:59 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Ken looks like you hang out in women's bathrooms alot.
 

Zach Jaggers (Mountenn)
Member
Username: Mountenn

Post Number: 168
Registered: 03-2003
Posted on Wednesday, June 18, 2003 - 10:35 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

This coming from a guy whose nickname is one of the most popular women's magazines...
 

Chris Marcel (Gumarcel)
Senior Member
Username: Gumarcel

Post Number: 628
Registered: 11-2002
Posted on Thursday, June 19, 2003 - 12:04 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

And the one who has uh yea.....mud on his pants..:-)
 

ken knebusch (Charlotterover)
Member
Username: Charlotterover

Post Number: 179
Registered: 02-2002
Posted on Thursday, June 19, 2003 - 06:39 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

it's been too long tom! :-)

the wife frowns on that now.
 

Roland Kutasi (Disco1)
Senior Member
Username: Disco1

Post Number: 276
Registered: 10-2002
Posted on Thursday, June 19, 2003 - 06:47 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

"Our aim is to keep this toilet clean....You aim will help!"
Mens toilet at my plant.

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