The difference between junk and trash...

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Author Message   Tim (Snowman) Senior Member Username: Snowman Post Number: 483 Registered: 12-2002 Posted on Friday, July 04, 2003 - 11:18 pm:    I found this on an MGB site and I totally cracked up when I read it. It certainly applies to my household in a big way, maybe you can relate. Oddly my wife did not think it was funny: In case you don't know the difference between junk and trash: Junk has possibilities, never throw away any of your junk. Trash is your wife's junk, throw it out with the wire insulation pieces you stripped off, used oil filters, and trash like that so you have more room for your junk.   Reed Cotton (Reedcotton) Member Username: Reedcotton Post Number: 184 Registered: 01-2003 Posted on Friday, July 04, 2003 - 11:56 pm:    Excellent!!!   Ron Ward (Ronward) Senior Member Username: Ronward Post Number: 327 Registered: 02-2002 Posted on Saturday, July 05, 2003 - 08:23 am:    Its all junk   Reed Cotton (Reedcotton) Member Username: Reedcotton Post Number: 190 Registered: 01-2003 Posted on Saturday, July 05, 2003 - 12:45 pm:    The junk is whats scattered around the yard. The trash is what lives in the trailer.   Art Bitterman (Aardvark) Member Username: Aardvark Post Number: 45 Registered: 05-2003 Posted on Saturday, July 05, 2003 - 08:27 pm:    Nevr throw away junk! You will need that part 2 weeks later!