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Author Message   Jake Hartley (Jake) Posted on Saturday, April 27, 2002 - 12:12 pm:    I passed threw Richmond Va last weekend and stopped in to check out the babe at the dealership. I don't know which one is the one you guys were foaming over but their were two there and they were both pretty nice. I don't think either of them was real hot but they were both funny and nice.   Anonymous Posted on Saturday, April 27, 2002 - 07:03 pm:    bored w/ the wife? lotsa women start looking real good when you've been depraved . . . 'specially if connected to an outside interest. run away! home breakers fo sho   Jake Hartley (Jake) Posted on Sunday, April 28, 2002 - 04:32 pm:    I don't know who wrote that message with my name on it, but I live in Minnesota butthead.....don't use my screen name!   Shelby LR Posted on Saturday, May 04, 2002 - 10:54 am:    Hi. I'm one of those not so hot chicks who work at LandRover Richmond. I'm glad you thought the service you received was a pleasant experience, as we like to treat our customers in the manner they would expect from an outstanding dealership, but Mandy and I are considered VERY HOT to a lot of people. And I don't believe that it has anything to do with bored, married men. Sincerely, Shelby   M. K. Watson (Lrover94) Posted on Saturday, May 04, 2002 - 03:33 pm:    YAWN!   Todd Posted on Saturday, May 04, 2002 - 04:16 pm:    HOT women and land rovers; two of the best things in life!!!!! Todd   cartner Posted on Saturday, May 04, 2002 - 08:05 pm:    What about good beer? And yes, the DO look OK, I was in the dealership a few weeks ago...nothing to complain about...well, not much. is IS a dealer and I have my reasons.   Ho Chung (Ho) Posted on Saturday, May 04, 2002 - 09:01 pm:    sofa king we todd did?   KJ Posted on Saturday, May 04, 2002 - 11:53 pm:    LOL, you tell 'em Shelby! Who knows what God's Gift to Women Who uses Someone Else's ID to Post on DiscoWeb looks like. Ho, where's my Rosetta Stone when I need it? Karen   David Dryden (David914) Posted on Sunday, May 05, 2002 - 09:02 pm:    I wouldn't even give this guy the time of day, Shelby. I live in Richmond, and have been at the dealership many times for parts, etc. and both of y'all are quite attractive. Anyway, the dealership seems much better since a certain service manager left and Mike took over the helm. You have always been very pleasant and courteous and it made it much easier to overlook the previous service manager's "less than accomodating" attitude. Thanks!!! David   Tonym (Tonym) Posted on Sunday, May 05, 2002 - 09:46 pm:    Hmm.... kinda makes me want to drive down from Jersey.   Mud Man (Clarance) Posted on Sunday, May 05, 2002 - 09:55 pm:    Tonym, i'll ride shotgun...lol   Ed H Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 03:37 am:    Got pics?   97 disco Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 08:32 am:    ill be right up there ladies! lol   gp (Garrett) Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 08:35 am:    i got that this time Ho. me getting smarter. so shelby....uh....wanna check out my stereo. Karen can vouch for me.....i'm an OK guy. i've got people skills!!   gil Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 09:07 am:    ya man.. but you also have white letters on your tires..   Big Daddy Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 09:26 am:    Garrett , you slut ,I thought you where all mine ??????? I even wore those yellow shorts you like so much. I'm really hurt. The Big Daddy   gp (Garrett) Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 09:32 am:    damn. a double slam. guess i was just voted off 'Temptation Island' in a big way!! shelby.....please do tell if white letters out are a big turn off? and big daddy.....you had your chance with the 'one and only' and blew it. maybe at spruce camp this summer!! i mean your ex would have been a little jealous don't ya think? haha.   Big Daddy Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 09:37 am:    Why do you think i wore the yellow shorts ?   M. K. Watson (Lrover94) Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 10:00 am:    ROFL....is big daddy HO? hehehehe mike w   gp (Garrett) Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 10:06 am:    no it's not. all i can say is he is a series owner. (go figure) oh.....and he is one big daddy!! haha   Paul D. Morgan (V22guy) Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 10:31 am:    Hey Now Big Daddy, I thought after last weekend we had something special. You told me that the special yellow shorts were for me! That's why I left all the pretty deer alone!   gp (Garrett) Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 10:35 am:    see.....he was even tempting them with peanut butter. poor things.   Shelby Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 02:26 pm:    Thanks Karen. I was wondering the same thing when I responded. More than likely these guys are 40 plus with beer guts and balding. No offense anyone, but don't judge unless you look like a Calvin Klein model.   Shelby Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 02:30 pm:    Hi GP. LOL. A stereo and white letters. Guess I'd have to see them. )   Paul D. Morgan (V22guy) Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 02:33 pm:    Sounds like the perfect time for Barry White side B and some Couvesier!   gp (Garrett) Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 02:34 pm:    hey karen you better back us up on this. i mean balding, beer gut, 40 plus? maybe some day, but not yet!! lol. and i don't judge until i have hung out with you a bit. well then again i judge Amish ladies all the time. ps: you need to stick around shelby....karen and kim need some leveage at times. that and we can use some insider dealer info. i mean Gil is a dealer boy, but he's a loser!! haha   Leslie N. Bright (Leslie) Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 02:40 pm:    Well, we do have Alyssa, but, we can't really flirt w/ her in-front of Ron.... lol..... And, mine's not a beer-gut, it's a pepsi-gut, actually, though it's had it's share of beer, too.... And, I'm just now at 30... and not balding... yet! 'Course, my wife'd kill me if she even thought that there were any girls at a Rover event.... she's got this mental picture that it's all guys, since she can't see why any girls would be interested in off-roading.... sheesh.... -L   gp (Garrett) Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 02:51 pm:    yeah i hear Ron gets pretty mean when taunted. lol. that and alyssa needs to be on here more like the rest of us freaks. i mean do i really have a job? i better check. this reminds me of the quote in Stripes when John Candy is explaining his weight issue. "Duey Oxburger" you see shelby we had a long thread on here about "white letters in or out". a very worthy conversation as you can tell. but when i put on my new black NATO steel wheels i went with outlined letters out. i thought it looked pretty decent, but of course many others busted on me about it. none of the ladies (gil you don't count) commented on them, so i was just asking.   Paul D. Morgan (V22guy) Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 02:52 pm:    I think it's time for the Ladies Man............   gil Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 02:58 pm:    yes.. Im a dealer boy, yes.. Im a loser, and YES I DO look like a calvin klein model!! ... oh and one more thing, with a name like Shelby.. she HAS to be hot!! I could use a Shelby or 2 in my store.. things are a little slow around here.. my only problem is that i like to wear womens panties...   Shelby Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 02:58 pm:    LOL to all of you, especially Paul. I and another one of the sales guys I work with have seen The Ladies Man and it cracked me up. I'm always teasing him about getting a bottle of Couvasier? SP? At any rate, you guys are younger than I am (33) so I will apologize for the 40 plus remark.   KJ Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 03:04 pm:    Hey Shelby, gp's a VERY sensitive guy, good looking and so deft with women you'd think he was gay. Well, jolly at the very least, but then again I missed the Big Daddy yellow shorts thing at Uwharrie, so I can't really say for sure. *I* might need back up here, but I'd say Kim (Roverine) can handle herself, no problem. She's our down-with-heavy-firearms girl and woe is the ill-advised turkey that elects to mess with her (G). I'd give Leslie LOTS of room, every time we turn around his wife is preggers. Definitely not shooting blanks. (Note to Leslie: It never occurred to your wife that girls go where the boys are? I mean, that's what I tell my boy riders here, "Stick around, this is where the girls are!" LOL!) gp, that what you were looking for? (VBG) Karen   Paul D. Morgan (V22guy) Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 03:04 pm:    "Yesssss, Uh HUH, That's right baby"   gp (Garrett) Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 03:11 pm:    thanks karen. i owe you one!!! i think paul really meant to post this. sorry for my poor adobe skills and quick job here. now at 31 i am a little slow with them there computers and high tech stuff.   Paul D. Morgan (V22guy) Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 03:16 pm:    ROTFLMAO!!! Only if Big Daddy and Leslie could see this. It's beer:15 and I am out of here.   Shelby Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 03:17 pm:    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm holding my sides. )   Shelby Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 03:39 pm:    Hey Gil. Where is your store? LOL.   Leslie N. Bright (Leslie) Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 03:43 pm:    I see it, Paul.... I ain't believin' it, but I'm seeing it..... Why Garrett! I didn't realize you had that much hair... mustve been all the dust.... lol..... Sheesh, I hope she's not pregnant again! 3 chilluns is enough!! Thanks, tho', KJ, glad someone's watchin' by back around here....   gil Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 03:56 pm:    Shelby.. Im in Connecticut, your more than welcome to come up here and join our team.. I even have an extra room in my house!!   Curtis Newkirk (Curtis) Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 04:10 pm:    Damn...I am I smelling some match making going on here? Dateweb.org ? Curtis   Shelby Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 04:21 pm:    LOL! I had a sister who lived in Connecticut (don't ask me what city, cause its been too long...outside of Lordship?) Its a bit far north for me, though. I like our warm climate here. Maybe ya'll could come down for a visit!!!!   gil Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 04:28 pm:    i tell ya Shelby.. currently you are the excitment in my day!! Im about 10 miles from Lordship. My Disco is warming up as I type.. to Richmond i come!! any girl that says "yall" melts me like butter.. hey garrett.. maybe ill pick u up on the way; note I said.."ill pick u up".. cuz lord knows I could never be seen riding in that ghetto rig of yours!!   Shelby Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 04:42 pm:    Come on down!!!! All of ya'll are welcome to come by!!!!   The Big Daddy Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 04:43 pm:    Garrett's mine ,all mine . How'd you figure he's gay Karen ? I think it was my shorts that changed him . After all I think i was his first . "Y'all ever seen a real live hunt'n camp"   Kim S (Roverine) Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 04:52 pm:    ROTFLMAO! KJ: you don't need any back up, that is 4 sure LOL, but just in case,,,, I have a special item reserved if anyone gets out of hand ... Shelby, just let me know if any of these "Ladies' Men" misbehave ... Kim   Kim S (Roverine) Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 04:59 pm:    oh darn ... one more try ... if it doesn't work this time , well, then they'll just have to imagine, LOL Kim   gil Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 05:02 pm:    YIKES!!!   Dinga Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 05:08 pm:    Hey Ya'll Since that melts you Gil. I'm the other Richmond Chick...the evil one...Shelby has plenty of back up with me...since I'm so evil...she makes killer cookies and brownies for all the guys here...and she's a sweetheart...ya'll just don't know what you're missing...nice gun...what the heckfire is that a howitzer?   Kim S (Roverine) Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 05:23 pm:    hehehe, let's just say it's a spud launcher ... a "vegetable accelerator" ... yeah, that's it, LOL Kim   Big Daddy Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 05:25 pm:    Damn , That potato gun needs a Land rover sticker with a naked lady riding on top . Hair spray or WD 40 for fuel ? The Big Daddy   Rob Davison (Pokerob) Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 05:27 pm:    damn,, i tried to stay out of this, but is that a potato gun??? i didn't think they had 'em things out west yet! hehehe rd   niall forbes (Forbesn) Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 05:59 pm:    That's a Rover Polo starter pistol ;-) All you potato cannon fans, check out this http://www.spudtech.com/sp9004.html   Shelby Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 06:05 pm:    Oh, and David, thank you for the compliments! We have received much better ratings since replacing our former Service manager. I hope we continue to be invaluable to you and that your needs are met above your expectations. Please keep us informed of any problems that you have with our service!!! Shelby   Curtis Newkirk (Curtis) Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 06:15 pm:    Kim, Seems a little bulky for a carry weapon Looks like fun. Reminds me of the tennis ball cannons we had as a kid. We didn't have any fancy piezzo electric BBQ ignitors. I got to see some burned eyebrows on some freinds Curtis   Kim S (Roverine) Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 06:26 pm:    Yeah, have to admit, it is a lot of fun Gotta be kind of careful with how and where we use it tho'. (You know, even if they are rocket scientists, 'boys will be boys' - in fact, I think it makes it all the more scarier) Big Daddy: ether Niall: that is a great site, LOL Kim   gp (Garrett) Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 06:31 pm:    well Gil that is fine. but maybe i can just follow you down. shelby did not comment on this issue yet. damn her. did you say brownies dinga? mmmmmmm. i like brownies!! are they the 'good' brownies? did someone say road trip? ok gil.....bring that POS truck with pansy ass grill on down here! i'm in central PA gil.......you do the math. haha and yes if anyone is in need of my totally white T sticker as well just let me know. i think most of you have seen it. and big daddy i am going to have to switch back to the 'good' team again. those yellow boxers just put me over the edge. and i thought it was the food poisoning at spruce camp all along.....and it was those damn hideous boxers.   Shelby Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 06:48 pm:    LOL, GP. Ya'll come on down! Gil can ride down from Connetyicut ;O and pick you up on the way down to Richmond!   gil Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 06:48 pm:    central PA?? well that explains alot!!.. just kidding.. why not detour thru the beautiful state of PA? this is shaping up to be one hell of a trip!! (depending on Shelbies brownies, it could be an even better trip!!) gp..sorry about the ghetto rig comment, i was feeling a touch rambunctious after sweet shelbys oh so nice words.. and dont feel bad man, Im the dweeb who still has the alloy lug nuts on my steel wheels.. talk about about a potato shooter! Shelby and Dinga?? damn LR Richmond is looking oh so good right about now.. I wish I had somebody I could sandbag into a new rover.. then I wouldnt have so much time to fantasize about other LR centres, or the southern bells that are employed there..   Shelby Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 06:51 pm:    OH yeah, I am a moderately good baker. And don't let Dinga fool you, she's got a heart of gold....much better than me, I think. ;O   Curtis Newkirk (Curtis) Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 07:29 pm:    Shelby, I gotta ask... Where are ya from? I am guessing not VA? Curtis   Shelby Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 07:38 pm:    Yes, from Virginia.   David Dryden (David914) Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 07:55 pm:    Shelby, You're quite welcome... I was trying to back out of this thread as things seem to be getting kinda deep around here (maybe it's time to think about getting that snorkle...). Anyway, my wife and I bought the Charleston Green '97 from the "non-LR" dealer down the street last year. REALLY wanted to buy one from you guys, but just couldn't afford it. In retrospect, we should've probably waited, but you know how "new car fever" is! I thought we had the only Charleston Green Disco in Richmond 'til a couple of weeks ago when I passed another on Pump Road. We looked at each other like we'd seen ghosts! Anyway, "cheers" as they say across the pond! Hope to see you again at the dealership soon! David   niall forbes (Forbesn) Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 08:00 pm:    Re: Potato cannons Last Labour Day Rally, we were sitting around talking on the Friday night. About 1:30am one of us remembered that we had a potato cannon. Out it came and BANG BANG BANG. Much fun was had shooting potatos at the barn and across the road etc. Then my friend Mongo said "Hey, lets shoot it straight up in the air and see where it lands" (Hey, it seemed like a really good idea at the time). We all agreed this would be great so BANG!! straight up in the air. Silence. We stood around for what seemed for ever (probably about 5-8 seconds) without any sign of the potato. Suddenly we all realised where it was likely to land. "AAAhhhhhh" we all ran into the big army tent we have at our rallies. Just then we heard BOOOOM!!! The potato had landed and it had hit something hard. We though it had probably hit one of the camper trailers or Gerald's 101 Vampire. We ran out and Mongo yelled "Ahhh, my truck!" The potato had landed right on the roof of his gorgeous week old (temp plates still) Beluga Black DII, right between the two sunroofs. It had hit the crossbar on his Adventure rack and the truck was plastered with mashed potato. The next day it poured rain and he had starch running all over the truck. It was very funny (you probably had to be there for the full effect).   Ron Ward (Ronward) Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 08:01 pm:    I can't remember if I met Shelby, but Mandy sure was a sight for sore eyes. I was on my way to MAR2001 when I stopped at the Glenn A. Trent truck plaza in Lynchburg, VA at midnight and pumped about 9 gallons of water into my fuel tank (water in the ground tanks at the pump). Killed my fuel pump. Long story short, spent the night driving to Richmond in the cab of this guys Jer-Dann rollback wrecker. Mandy was opening up shop at LR Richmond when we rolled in at 7:15am (we spent from midnight to 4am draining and syphoning the bad gas/water out of the tank and trying to restart). She was quick with the sympathy, hot coffee, and soft couch and a truck load of freebie t-shirts, coffee mug, hats for me and my brother Rick. The technicians were first rate, did a great job cleaning everything out and we were on our way by 11am. I even sport a "LRR" sticker from the dealer on my rig. I never got to thank Mandy or LR Richmond, so here you go lady! You Rock Baby! Ron Ward Columbus, GA   dinga Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 08:59 pm:    Ron, Wow...thank you a ton for even so much as remembering my name. I remember that whole episode, your brother had an old Series vehicle no? And the tow driver had one foot in the grave didn't he? The worst thing about my job is not being able to do enough. So many times our hands are tied by one thing or another, and when "transients" like yourselves roll through, it's all we can do to squeeze in the assistance sometimes...in that particular case, the old service manager was at the helm...and he was...in need of a shove...glad I was able to help and glad you got to MAR2001. They put on a good show up there in Buckingham. Thanks for remembering me...and Shelby is wrong...I am truly, basically...evil. manDINGA   x Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 09:03 pm:    The women of Richmond rover are on their website at www.landroverrichmond.com. Mandy id TReK 2000 with her beau Drew Swobdoa...and some other guy. They sucked at it, but they had more fun then the rest of us.   Ron Ward (Ronward) Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 09:22 pm:    Mandy, We had a great weekend despite the trouble. I think we wound up going something like 39 hours without sleep and managed a wicked night ride Friday night at the MAR site. That log bridge is tough when you're on the verge of a coma. You know we had to drive all the way back to Lynchberg and pick up the IIa AFTER waiting on my brothers Ford F150 to receive it's new fuel pump too!!! Anyway, you guys came through for me despite the creepy service manager and the ancient guy from the truck stop (I had to tell him about the history of Appamatox Court House to keep him awake at one point!!!!!!!). There's a good shot of the LRR stick on my rear bumper in my gallery. Hope to be up in Buckingham County again this October. RW   Tommy Dougherty (Skydiver) Posted on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 09:42 pm:    Hey... how do I get one of those LRR stickers? I'll be coming in soon for 15k service! How about we retire this Richmond Chick thread and start a new one on LR Centre mascots. LRR has a very cool Iguana (named Rover), which my 3yr old son is constantly reminding me about. Blue Skies! -Tommy SKYDIVE!   Ron Posted on Tuesday, May 07, 2002 - 02:33 am:    Alyssa is busy selling rovers Its non stop with her! On your tour of land rover's finest female sales guides, feel free to stop by LR Main Line and visit Alyssa and Nelia. Alyssa can dazzle you with her comprehensive knowledge of things that no women would ever be exspected to know. Ron Yes I am mean when taunted, but I don't run fast, but I do drive fast so take that into consideration.   DINGA Posted on Tuesday, May 07, 2002 - 08:18 am:    Tommy, I think I have an LRR sticker at home, I'll try to remember to bring it in by the time you come in for your 15K. What is this blue skies stuff...when you bought your first disco, I think from Michael, I thought you did something with guitars...do I have you confused with someone else?   gp (Garrett) Posted on Tuesday, May 07, 2002 - 08:42 am:    oh i see now Gil. trying to be all nice now after you have bashed my beloved truck. oh that's ok. i mean your dealer must really hate you if they are not able to part with a few steel lug bolts. i mean geeeez. haha. richmond is about a 4 to 4 1/2 hour drive for me. i mean those better be some kick ass brownies guys!!! nice website too. but i think you need some shots of my white T truck in there to add a little 'character' to all those purty D2's. don't mind Gil though. he gets a little nervous around the ladies. i use to, but after some counseling and '1-2-3' classes i am much better. i can now be around heather at least and not have a siezure!! so when are you swinging by Gil in that Mexican low rider of yours, so we can hit some trails in the VA area?? ps: those are damn nice jackets that were used for the Trek event. if i am not mistaken they are Mountain Hardwear. moss green no less.   rovergirls.com Posted on Tuesday, May 07, 2002 - 08:45 am:    Rovergirls.com (http://www.rovergirls.com) Seemed like a good time for a shameless website plug and membership drive request.. Chris & Lisa von C   Red D2 (Curtis) Posted on Tuesday, May 07, 2002 - 09:47 am:    Chris & Lisa, That is a really well put together site. Very creative. I gotta get my wife over to see it. Good to see the effort. Curtis   Gil Stevens (Gil) Posted on Tuesday, May 07, 2002 - 10:02 am:    hey garrett.. we have to get you listed on the "rovergirls" site.. richmond is only 10-11 hours from me.. id drive twice that far for some good brownies and southern hospitality..   Shelby Posted on Tuesday, May 07, 2002 - 10:19 am:    LOL. Just let us know when you guys are gonna come down. We will have the brownies, coffee, and good southern hospitality waiting for ya'll.   Paul D. Morgan (V22guy) Posted on Tuesday, May 07, 2002 - 10:32 am:    Oh yes Ladies, I think it's time for a......   gp (Garrett) Posted on Tuesday, May 07, 2002 - 10:47 am:    LOL look at Gil's freaky eyes. gotta watch that guy.   Kyle Posted on Tuesday, May 07, 2002 - 10:55 am:    ISSUES!!!! Thats all I can think to say...... Kyle   Gil Stevens (Gil) Posted on Tuesday, May 07, 2002 - 11:19 am:    see what happens when you get a couple of smokin hot VA girls on this board.. all mayhem breaks loose! thats what my eyes look like after an enjoyable saturday evening.(hopefully theyll look like that after some of those phantasmo brownies ) shelby .. did you or your cohort go out to california yet?   Tommy Dougherty (Skydiver) Posted on Tuesday, May 07, 2002 - 12:04 pm:    Dinga, I'm that same guy. (So many people seem to know who I am... I guess I stand out!!) I bought my 1st one from Tony actually. I do work in the music business (my weekly job) as Artist Relations Mgr and IS/Network Mgr, but on the weekend I'm a Skydiving Videographer... basically I jump out of planes and video folks - lots of fun!!!! Not your typical LR owner, I know (long hair, goatee, skydiver, etc). I'm over 15k now, but I don't know when I'll have free time to make it in yet. That would be cool if you had a sticker, and I'd love to put it on my Disco. 'Blue Skies' is just how us skydiver's say 'Take Care, have a great day, etc.' Blue Skies! -Tommy SKYDIVE!   Shelby Harris (Shelby) Posted on Tuesday, May 07, 2002 - 12:07 pm:    LOL, Gil. I'm only part time at LR, so I don't think I will be going to CA anytime soon. As for Dinga, you will have to ask her. I don't think they plan on sending her either, however. She is the office manager. She should be on the sales staff because she is THAT good. She knows her stuff when it comes to these vehicles.   Shelby Posted on Tuesday, May 07, 2002 - 01:11 pm:    We have been offroading as recently as March at a place called The Homestead. Last year they were at the Greenbriar. Both have very good trails, though I understand the Greenbriar's was more challenging. I drove the Freelander and was amazed at how much it could do. Our dealership is small, and we have two full time sales guys, but we do good business.   gp (Garrett) Posted on Tuesday, May 07, 2002 - 01:28 pm:    so you dig the Freelander? the one that was with us from LRNA this past weekend did not fair so well in the sand. i guess that is just not their element!! so ya'll actually own LR's? just wondering.   Gil Stevens (Gil) Posted on Tuesday, May 07, 2002 - 01:39 pm:    Sorry you couldnt go to Cali, I guess I wont get into what a great time it was then .. Ask garrett about the freelander. That is one vehicle that is only as good as the driver behind the wheel. We managed to get 16 of those lil rigs thru the ultra fine desert sand outside of Vegas with out burying them, but if you look at gps "beach" pics.. youll see that its no difficult task to get a freelander stuck. The 03 Range is another story, with the torsen in there that thing is impressive.. oh and Shelby.. thats a deep quote..   Gil Stevens (Gil) Posted on Tuesday, May 07, 2002 - 01:41 pm:      Paul D. Morgan (V22guy) Posted on Tuesday, May 07, 2002 - 01:50 pm:    It's all about good business..........   Shelby Harris (Shelby) Posted on Tuesday, May 07, 2002 - 02:06 pm:    Guess my last response didn't go through? Strange. Anyhoo, I got that quote off of a bookmark when I was in gradeschool, and it has stuck with me ever since. I know the Freelander isn't as capable of handling the terrain as the Disco and Range, or Defender, but on the trails we drove it handled its own. I guess I prefer the Freelander because its like driving a car, as oppose to a big SUV. Well, big to me because I'm only 5'1.   Anonymous Posted on Tuesday, May 07, 2002 - 02:56 pm:    WHAT WAS SHELBY'S QUOTE?   gp (Garrett) Posted on Tuesday, May 07, 2002 - 02:58 pm:    "To know is nothing at all, to Imagine is everything." Anatole France it's in her profile.   Lil Bubba Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 12:55 pm:    Speaking of Freeloaders, guess whose father has one while the D1 is in the shop...   Anonymous Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 01:00 pm:    What if I imagine that I know everything?   Shelby Harris (Shelby) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 01:09 pm:    LOL, Anonymous. Hmmm. You can imagine that you know everything, however in that case imagination would do you no good, for obvious reasons. Perhaps you should conceptualize (sp?) on a more esoteric level. Creation/imagination.   gp (Garrett) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 01:11 pm:    jason that you? you talking about sydney? ps: shelby must make great brownies......i mean check out all those fancy words!!   Lil Bubba Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 01:18 pm:    No it's not Jason....it's the better half. We took out the freeloader when we went to dinner last night. Jason loved the steptronic transmission, though he beat the crap out of it....   gp (Garrett) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 01:23 pm:    better half? hmmmm. someone should be pissed about that statement! haha drive that beast up here and do some dukes of hazards stunts up in the mountains. i have yet to see one in state college. i need to hit some events in the north soon. all these southern ones are killing me!! i am starting to get an accent. ugh.   Shelby Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 01:32 pm:    LOL, GP. Nothing wrong with a delicate Southern accent, as long as it doesn't slow your speech down.   gil Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 01:38 pm:    esoteric.. thats good stuff   gp (Garrett) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 01:43 pm:    see what you have done. there you went and confused little Gil. he has got his Websters out. well i hope that is all he has out for his co-workers sake!! ahhhhh. i dig southern accents too, but it has to flow right and come from the proper skilled lady. (all teeth, no more than 5 digits per hand, no crossed eyes and a pair of daisy dukes helps)   Paul D. Morgan (V22guy) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 01:44 pm:    Post #100!! I love useless drivel!   Kyle Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 01:48 pm:    Garret , you got issues man,,,,,serious issues... Kyle   Shelby Harris (Shelby) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 01:50 pm:    Nice, Mr. Morgan. Useless drivel. Worse than that is to comment on the useless drivel. How useless is that? LOL GP. Not all southerners are inbred.   gp (Garrett) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 01:58 pm:    why do you keep saying that? just ask most people that have met or know me on this board. i am a gentleman and scholar damit!! no really i am really quite normal and sane. really i swear. it's just that when i get bored (which happens at times) i need useless drivel to occupy my time. that and we have a new person on board and i am just doing my duty as a DWEB character to extend a hearty welcome.   Paul D. Morgan (V22guy) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 01:58 pm:    Did someone say useless..... Have a nice day!!   Kyle Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 02:00 pm:    Um Garret , she is a chick and you have chick issues.... Otherwise this thread wouldnt have gone so far... freaks !! Kyle   Leslie N. Bright (Leslie) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 02:00 pm:    Shelby, Do you do much genealogy? I've yet to find a family w/o some 'questionable' marriages, lol..... -L   Lil Bubba Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 02:09 pm:    Garrett is a gentlemen except when it come to Amish woman. He has some serious issues with them.   gp (Garrett) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 02:11 pm:    hey you are the one that cannot seem to ever spell my name right! Garret is the gay spelling. haha "chick issues" no way man. remember Karen vouched for me. do you think i have issues Shelby? see i mean so far leslie is the only one from the south that knows what the word 'conjugate' means. haha. kidding folks. don't all jump on my ass now. what's you middle name Shelby? this could be the key. Lou? ps: this is true. i have a serious weekness for hot amish ladies. not sure what it is, but maybe it's those little caps they wear or their milky white hairy legs. haha   Shelby Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 02:12 pm:    LOL. Kyle has the right of it, this thread would not have gone this far if it weren't for a few new females, but I think we enjoy the banter, now don't we? Yes, Leslie, there are many questionable marriages. LOL   Kyle Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 02:12 pm:    I am betting its Lynn,,,,,seems to flow better.... And yeah , you got issues.. perhaps if you put the white letters in you might get a shot at her... Kyle   Leslie N. Bright (Leslie) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 02:13 pm:    No, Garrett, no desire to jump on your ass.... we'll leave that to lil Bubba's dad.... -L   Lil Bubba Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 02:17 pm:    You know when we are at Uwharrie, I saw Garrett sneak out in the middle of the night with some white out and make the letters on his tires brighter. I think he is trying to impress someone.   Shelby Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 02:22 pm:    LOL, GP. Definitely not Lou. I have a family name. I come from a very old southern family. My siblings and I all carry family names for our middle (names).   Kyle Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 02:25 pm:    Hmmm , I know a certain Kermit like that... Kyle   gp (Garrett) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 02:26 pm:    old southern family? hmmmmm. would that be 'Bubba'? yeah unfortunately that white out is gone and so is leslie. a sad day in central PA for sure. maybe i should get some chrome curb feelers to make sure it does not rub off again.   Leslie N. Bright (Leslie) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 02:28 pm:    LOL! Ya know, I bet I could make it to Richmond to see Shelby before you.... lol..... -L   Paul D. Morgan (V22guy) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 02:29 pm:    Hey Lil Bubba, This is for you: Be nice to Mr. Garrett or bad things will happen!!   mateu Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 02:31 pm:    "Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people." Eleanor Roosevelt Hey, anybody see what Kelsey Grammar was wearing at the NBC 75th Anniversary special? He's thinned down a little.   Shelby Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 02:32 pm:    LOL, Leslie! As for Garrett, stop worrying about whether the white is on the inside or the outside. I really didn't know what you had meant til I asked our very knowledgeable parts guy (who lives for these vehicles). He set me straight. Preference wise, however, I prefer no white. But there is nothing wrong with it. No Bubbas. Yikes. I think I told you not all southerners are inbred. LOL!   Lil Bubba Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 02:35 pm:    Hey Paul just trying to make it happen.   gp (Garrett) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 02:37 pm:    hey i have an idea..........oh nevermind. yeah but leslie you really think you could get that subaru that high off the ground? maybe with a jack all. damn. paul has some pics. shelby.......so your saying there is a chance!!! yes!!!   Leslie N. Bright (Leslie) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 02:41 pm:    I used to have a spot where, when I was a STUPID 16-year-old, I'd hit it just right, I could get the ol' Firebird to get all four wheels off the ground. IF you weren't going fast enough, you'd not get airborne, of course, but if you were going to fast, you'd bottom out when you landed.... I haven't tried it w' the Roo, and no, I don't intend to do so. Actually, I'm very confident that I *could* get all the wheels up that high, I'm just confident that, stock, it wouldn't be drivable to work the next day, lol..... -L   gil Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 02:42 pm:    dont try to make gp feel better shelby.. we all know white letters out is corny. and yes it did take 2 hours of surfing the websters to find out the meaning of esoteric.. garrett im surprised you dont drive a freelander   Plato Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 02:43 pm:    People, events, ideas... There's a progression involved here.   Shelby Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 02:51 pm:    LOL. Ya'll are teasing me about the Freelander? Really, it may not be as much of a beast as the others, but it does have hidden strengths; and no, it won't take a lifetime to find out what they are;   Lil Bubba Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 02:55 pm:    Don't feel bad Shelby, I liked driving it. It's got some pep. A little too much plastic but a lot of the same comforts as the disco. I just wouldn't take it off road even with a 2" lift. If I didn't like my car so much I would trade mine for a Freelander Ahh to be the poster family for Land Rover.....   gil Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 02:56 pm:    we arent teasing you sunshine.. we're teasing garrett, hes the one with the rainbow stickers   gp (Garrett) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 03:02 pm:    gil you may want to check out esotropia in websters. fits you better than esoteric!! shelby....i'll turn my letters in for you.......but only you. haha yeah i use to jump my '81 rabbit all the time. great jump along the back road my parents live on. well until i bent up the front of the car with a little help from some rust. oh yeah the oil pan on my moms maxima didn't last long either. too much dukes of hazards.   gp (Garrett) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 03:05 pm:    and in case you have not seen a pic of Gil.....here is one.   Leslie N. Bright (Leslie) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 03:06 pm:    Exactly.... or rather, in my case, Smokey and the Bandit.... lol.... Not that the southern-theme in the Dukes wasn't appropriate, but, when you're a high-school guy in a mid-70's black T/A w/ the t-tops out, well.... -L   Shelby Harris (Shelby) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 03:06 pm:    LOL! Poor Garrett. But I'm fine with being teased. I have driven the Disco a little bit, but its sooo big. Haven't driven a Range Rover yet. But I do tell you, and you can ask Mandy (aka Dinga) how the Freelander did off roading, that it(Freelander) holds its own on some pretty rough terrain. She can get more technical that I can. I mean, if ya care to know. If not, just my OP.   gp (Garrett) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 03:13 pm:    where is dinga? dinga bad.   Shelby Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 03:17 pm:    Dinga apparently hasn't been checking, or is being quiet.   gil Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 03:17 pm:    garrett!! that pic was for your eyes only!! now i feel all sorts of violated.. "es·o·tro·pi·a Pronunciation Key (s-trp-) n. A form of strabismus in which one or both of the eyes deviate inward." I never my issue was called that.. see gp, you are good for something. by the way garrett.. did I leave my leopard thong in the back of your sled??   gil Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 03:41 pm:    what? the leopard thong killed this thread pretty quick.. sorry gang. I didnt really leave my thong in garretts rig if it makes "yall" feel better..   Leslie N. Bright (Leslie) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 03:45 pm:    lol..... No, it wasn't cause we were speechless, it was just a REAL BAD visual..... LOTS of comments we could make, sure, but, somethings are better left unsaid... -L   gp (Garrett) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 03:47 pm:    just the thought of it made me a little ill. sure it had the same effect on others. kinda like living next to a sewage plant.....some days you just feel sick thinking about what goes on there.   The Big Daddy Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 03:48 pm:    Garrett , you said I was your first and only . You told me those thongs belonged to Paul ,that he left them in the white letter roller after Uhwarie . I'm hurt , Kyle's right you've got issues.   e Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 03:50 pm:    gp's going to go down there and meet Shelby's 6'3 250 pound monster of a man for a good ass kicking.. Couldn't you just order that off of ebay and save the travel time?   Gil Stevens (Gil) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 03:57 pm:    "the white letter roller".. bahahahaha damn I sure am glad nobody knows that I used to have the white letters out on my old XJ.. oh damn.. did I say that out loud?? you know whos been suspiciously quiet thru all this mayhem and hijinks.. that would be mr. bluegill. didnt he pioneer the white letter out possee??   Gil Stevens (Gil) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 03:59 pm:    e.. didnt u see my picture? Bro Im like 6'4" 300 lbs!! Ill whip up on Shelbys man all day long!!   e Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 04:02 pm:    na, you still got all your teeth.. So you aren't an ex hockey player that is for sure..   gp (Garrett) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 04:11 pm:    hey man i still play hockey. i am no monster at 6'-3 200 lbs, but i get to whoop up on a few dweebs once in a while on the ice. i am only missing one tooth. still waiting for the implant damit!! that's just a myth about hockey players losing their chicklets anyhow. big daddy you will get your chance to impress me again up at camp again this summer i am sure. maybe shelby lou and ming can some along.   Gil Stevens (Gil) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 04:15 pm:    can i come garrett?   e Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 04:15 pm:    True, I played hockey for a few years and only had both of my front teeth broken in half..   Gil Stevens (Gil) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 04:22 pm:    wait a minute.. how did this turn into hockey talk? I thought we were still discussing beautiful petite southern women and garretts gay tires   gp (Garrett) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 04:22 pm:    what? you are willing to drive to PA for manlove, but won't drive the extra distance to meet a few nice southern bells? come on man...."be the ball." yeah i liked watching Pronger whoop up on some boys last night. now that's a big dude. yeah.....sorry about that. now what we were saying again.......??   e Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 04:26 pm:    sorry Gil.. Did GPs tires still have the white letters on them at Uwharrie? I didn't notice that, and I know it wasn't cause there was any mud anywhere..   Gil Stevens (Gil) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 04:33 pm:    damn gp.. I AM THE BALL!! watch out 'o so sweet ladies of VA.. the dogg is a comin! pronger? must be a PA thing. I think gp put masking tape on those big ol balloons at uhwarrie so nobody would beat him up.   Kyle Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 04:35 pm:    Now I am seeing Gil has bigger issues then Garrett here..... Gil ? You running white letters as well ? Kyle   gp (Garrett) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 04:36 pm:    nah. they (beautiful coppers with white lettering) were there in their glory!!! pronger......defenseman for the st. louis blues man.   Gil Stevens (Gil) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 04:39 pm:    the blues? my fault.. yes , Im full of issues. Unfortunately I did run white letters out, but back then i was much younger and inexperienced. Once i realized why everybody was kickin my ass i turned the white letters in. I just thought Id post this again for a good laugh..   e Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 04:41 pm:    Gil with a mullet like that you should know the starting line up of every team in the NHL and the minors.. I didn't even notice the tires.. Damn, I didn't think that I was drinking that much..   Shelby Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 04:41 pm:    Okay, I'm definitely single, so there is no one to have to beat up.   Paul D. Morgan (V22guy) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 04:47 pm:    Man Love? Did someone say Man Love? This is for you Big Daddy!   dinga Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 04:47 pm:    Tires in or out, I think that truck looks pretty nice. Is that a Rovertym sticker on the window. And just to clarify...Dinga not bad...Dinga evil...   Kyle Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 04:49 pm:    Now you are bringing the abuse on yourself Shelby....... Kyle   Gil Stevens (Gil) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 04:49 pm:    alright for starters.. thats not really me (we do have a single female on this board...gotta cover myself) and let me get this right Shelby.. your single.. your southern.. your 5'1".. you have an accent.. you make serious brownies.. you dig rovers AND you are blazingly beautiful?!@##! I do believe this is in fact the perfect woman.. just my opinion though   e Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 04:50 pm:    so GP just how far will you drive for an oil change and some brownies?   Shelby Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 04:56 pm:    I'm not blazingly beautiful, however I am attractive. Mandy has peaches and cream skin, which I would die for personally. We are both very attractive, and our personalities double it. We have lots of fun with what we do, and we genuinely care about everyone that we meet (well, unless they are nasty).   e Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 04:57 pm:    nasty as in mean or nasty as in really really ugly?   Gil Stevens (Gil) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 05:03 pm:    shelby i really think it would help all of our overactive imaginations if you would be so kind as to post of photo of yourself right here on this very board for all to see!! and to give you even more incentive to do it.. once i see your picture posted, ill even post one of the mighty GIL!! everyone please contain your excitment..   dinga Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 05:07 pm:    Dinga here...Shelby is very, very negative right now...if someone would be so kind as to tell us how to post a photo of her...I'd be happy to do so...Hey there Gil...nice voice... Dinga   Shelby Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 05:12 pm:    Gil, I will work with Mandy to get a picture of us on the site. OH my gosh. I still can't believe Justin called you! Yikes. I was beet red the whole time. And surprised I could even speak! I could smack him! LOL   Gil Stevens (Gil) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 05:16 pm:    Shelby.. you did a hell of a job speaking.. Im still surpirsed "yall" tracked me down.. you can call me whenever you please.. and thanks Dinga... I dig my voice as well   Shelby Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 05:31 pm:    We Southerners are really good at hunting and/or stalking. LOL Its all in the brownies, what with the esotropia effect and all.   Gil Stevens (Gil) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 05:46 pm:    right on!! I thought i was the only one with esotropia.. at least we are both rowin in the same boat. shelby.. that accent is everything I had hoped for and then some! where did everybody else go?? did i go and kill this thread again?   Shelby Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 05:53 pm:    Nope, its probably go home and eat dinner time for everyone.   gp (Garrett) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 06:08 pm:    not to worry i am still here. i am sure you were all in a state of panic. i know i was after i saw that pic of that BEAUTIFUL truck. damn that is one fine rig. haha. pictures eh? phone calls? southern voices? damn what did i miss? sounds like some tom foolry happening. i go home and all this happens. damit. maybe i need to order some parts or maybe i need to have a sales brochure of the freelander sent from VA. hmmmmm. well gil you know if you would stop yapping and start driving you could be here by midnight. i mean do i have to be more clear boy? remember with those white letters my trucks looks not only fast, but it is. i can make it to richmond in 4 hours i bet. ps: i am not sure i want a pic of Gil. i mean i heard he has feet like Bluegils. ugh. pss: no rovertyme stickers. just about everything else.....rovers north, Expedition Exchange, OME, naked lady on rover, etc.   Andy Nix (Andy) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 06:20 pm:    Sorry to interrupt, but, did Shelby's bf call hp Gil ? LOL !!! ROTFLMFAO That's too funny. So when are yall making the road trip? And where is this pic of Shelby and Dinga\Mandy ? "A dingo ate your baby" - in an australian accent.   Gil Stevens (Gil) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 06:21 pm:    damn gp.. I was getting worried.. ya know, my day off is tommorrow.. and if I leave now.. hmmmmmm you have to hear this accent man.. there seems to be something very sweet and innocent about a girl with a southern drawl.. I hear that those white letters add a minimum of 16 hp, so yes boy, Im sure you are fast. man, discoweb hasnt been this much fun since I first "discovery"ed it. (pun intended) and garrett.. dont try to pretend that you didnt have my size 12s in your mouth last weekend   Gil Stevens (Gil) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 06:24 pm:    damn Shelby.. was that your boyfriend? I think I recall him saying he was on his way up here to kick my mullet-wearin ass..   gp (Garrett) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 06:28 pm:    actually andy i just think that she called gil justin by accident. something like that. i think she was just flustered by the moment. god knows what she would have done if i called. lol. not sure about this road trip. i just may have to go solo if cupcake doesn't hurry up before these gals dads come up here and hunt me down with a shotgun. haha. but i will be waiting for gils call to be my wingman on this 'off road trip'. speaking of that do you have any decent trails in the area we (I) can hit when we (I) come down? size 12's....you are a little man. hell i am wearing 14's right now. yuck.   Shelby Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 06:34 pm:    Ya'll crack me up. I have no boyfriend. Justin and I have known each other for years, but no way would we date each other. As for trails, I think Mandy could fill you in on that, or perhaps our Parts Manager, Drew. He is way into this stuff. I will get Mandy to ask him, and then he or she can let you guys know. The mountains here are beautiful, and I'm sure we have some scenic and/or challenging trails for you offroading junkies.   e Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 06:37 pm:    You could go and run some of the trails in the GW/JNF.   Andy Nix (Andy) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 06:40 pm:    Size fourteen? You know what they say about big feet.....big shoes :P I don't really blame "Justin" for calling up Gil....besides, it's his girl, HOWEVER there isn't a ring on your finger is there ? ? ? Shelby ?   Andy Nix (Andy) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 06:41 pm:    Shelby, nevermind, I just read he's not pokin' you after all...   Shelby Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 06:45 pm:    Oh my. I have no idea how to respond to that last one, Andy.   Gil Stevens (Gil) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 06:47 pm:    gp.. ill roll on this trip if your serious. hell, i have a feeling LR RIchmond is about to get over run with dwebbers.. but, it isnt going to be this week, i was in amsterdam in march, california in april, and brother im just cold out of vacation time.. well put it together though. now that Shelby and myself are on a "phone" basis, it should be real easy to figure out the logistics. oh and andy.. "I just read he's not pokin' you after all... " damn you are smooth, does that line work on all the girls?   Shelby Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 06:55 pm:    LOL. I'm blushin' at the language around here.   Andy Nix (Andy) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 06:56 pm:    especially with my wife. she digs trail talk.   Paul D. Morgan (V22guy) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 06:56 pm:    Gil, that line is right up there with: "It's a good thing I got my Library card; 'cause I'm a checkin you out" LOL!   Andy Nix (Andy) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 06:59 pm:    Well you wussies, here's a pic of me and nicole...since none of yall will post yours.... http://www.andynix.com/AN2.jpg   Gil Stevens (Gil) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 06:59 pm:    lol.. yeah paul, thats a good one to. andy, good thing u found a wife cause I tell ya what.. you are certainly lacking in tact my friend wow.. it is time to go home already?   Justin Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 07:12 pm:    Just to let you know, Andy, I am not poking Shelby, though the thought crossed my mind a few times. She's a sexy little thing. I think that Gil should make a trip down here. I only called because Shelby was too much of a chicken to do so. She said he had a really nice voice but he is way too young. Too bad. But keep trying those lines. Maybe they will work one day. I think she is getting soft. You can see it in her eyes whenever you mention your name.   The Big Daddy Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 07:57 pm:    You guys...... I told you before Garrett's gay . And he really wants to trade the White Letter Roller in on a class rig like mine . I need a hug , I'm hurt you slut.   Blue (Bluegill) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 08:19 pm:    alright, I've laid low and been content to observe, but no one makes fun of my white letters or my feet. Garrett & Gil ain't right. Shelby, be afraid...be very afraid...   gp (Garrett) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 08:27 pm:    man where's the love? and no big daddy you ain't gettin' none of mine dat for sure. class rig? haha. oh yeah mean that backwoods ghetto ride of yours? i have some old silk panties of Gil's that have seen better days than that IIA. and i guess it is no coincidence it's a '69 IIA. LOL. hey andy.......where's that right hand buddy in that pic? you devil you!!! yeah i have a busy month. getting all moved in to a new pad in town by the 1st. hoping to get to the event in Maine though. but that may be wishful thinking. haha. yeah Gil is just a young buck at the sweet age of 26 huh. guess i will just have to teach him a few things, being that i am at the ripe age of 31 now. well i have to go get ready for the amazing race!! ps: there is no way i a posting a 'serious' pic on this site of myself. that is just opening things WAY up!!! some fine adobe work and i will be toast. i am sure some of you clever folks can find some web pages of mine. ugh.   Blue (Bluegill) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 08:29 pm:    here's the love:   dinga Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 08:35 pm:    Dern...I left work and three hours later I check this thing and all heckfire has broken loose. I dunno about any trails here in VA to check out. Shelby thinks that I'm some sort of off-road queen or some such thing because of Drew...(the king of mud)...I'm just the co-pilot. As for Justin and Shelb showing uglies...nah...they bicker like an old married couple. And as far as pictures of the Shelbster go...she is on the web...on our website www.landroverrichmond.com under "got mud"...under the fourth muddy tire (3/10/02...I think that's the date)...she's in there somewhere...catch her if you can. And age...come on Shelb...age means nothin'. Shelby has a heart of gold, she works her ars off, is smart, funny and patient...anyone wanna know anything else about her? Let's say this...we're a small group at LRR, only 15 of us...and only two females...she and I...she is most certainly the sweetheart of the group. Dinga   gp (Garrett) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 09:03 pm:    http://photos.yahoo.com/bc/g_porterfield/vwp?.dir=/Vegas&.src=ph&.dnm=garrett+and+cinderella.jpg&.view=t&.done=http%3a//photos.yahoo.com/bc/g_porterfield/lst%3f%26.dir=/Vegas%26.src=ph%26.view=t just cut and paste link.....direct won't work. sorry about the huge link, but i know many of you will get a kick out of it. yeah.......have at me now!!!!!!! ps: kiss my ass (thanks blue)   gp (Garrett) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 09:07 pm:    ok lets try this: http://photos.yahoo.com/g_porterfield go to vegas folder. me and cinderella!!!   Rob Davison (Pokerob) Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 09:21 pm:    Garrett, I tried to tell you nicely in that electronic mail I sent but I think you might have a problem. Yes, even _I_ think you have some issues now and I’m the one obsessed with the horse carcass, remember??? I'd slap you to try to get you to snap out of it but i fear you'd beg for more. rob   chrisvonc Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 09:47 pm:    Ahh, men out in the wilderness. Everything becomes a urinal.   MTB Posted on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 11:58 pm:    Shelby & Dinga Gil and Garrett were spotted in State College,PA Last report was they polished the white letters and headed South.   MTB Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 12:26 am:    Sorry photo was to large http://members.fortunecity.com/delanay/festrunk6.jpg   Anonymous Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 03:02 am:    drew is kinda mean looking. Like 6'8" with a bald head, and hangs out with someone girl named dinga who says she is evil. I dunno man . . . and "the range" shelby come awn . . . I will have to sell you some bling bling lights and some chrome dubs to go wit dat range.   Shelby Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 07:45 am:    The range? What was I saying about it? I'm afraid I'm not up on the logo. Hey Garrett, you're kinda cute. I am a little worried about the issue stuff, however. LOL. I probably won't be able to post a picture of myself on here, however. The one on our website isn't that good, as there is very little detail, but c'est la vie. I'm enjoying meeting you guys and talking, and some of your pictures are a riot.   gp (Garrett) Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 08:07 am:    hell man we all have issues!! haha. i mean many if not most of the people i 'know' on this site have some issues!! rob, blue, paul, and yes even kyle and gil. i am sure i left many out.......sorry. but it's good to be a freak. but as you know i am not really all this freaky in person. suuuuuuuure. and shelby what is with this "kinda" shit!!! i mean come on. i was putting out the vibe there with Cinderella and all you can say is "kinda." words are like weapons.....sharper than knives!! oh but Gil has a "nice" voice. dinga wrong.....shelby mean. lol. ps: i have to get some work done today!!   dinga Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 08:17 am:    Quoting INXS? Drew doesn't look mean. Are you nuts? He's only 6'5"...his truck however, now that is mean.   Shelby Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 08:23 am:    LOL, Garrett. Kind of is a compliment. What was I suppose to say? I cannot oooh and aahhh on the site. LOL. You and Gil are tied, I believe. LOL. Yeah, I gotta get some work done too. Will probably log back on later this evening.   Leslie N. Bright (Leslie) Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 08:59 am:    INXS? yeah, it is, isn't it.... I was thinking Depeche Mode at first, but, there's was "words like violence" instead... yeah... Ow! it's too early to being up lyrics from the decade before last....   dinga Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 09:27 am:    I'm showing my age.   Leslie N. Bright (Leslie) Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 09:33 am:    Me too.... -L   Gil Stevens (Gil) Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 11:59 am:    young buck? too young? tied with garrett? .. but back to the too young thing.. what is that? I can honestly say i havent heard that one in ages. issues? if you didnt have issues would life be any fun? my only issue now is that its my dayoff and its raining.. tied with garrett?... cmon, with a voice like mine i must have screwed up somewhere to be tied with gp..   Shelby Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 12:13 pm:    LOL. Why would you think you had screwed up? Anyway, I'm having loads of fun talking with you guys.   gp (Garrett) Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 12:19 pm:    oh gil.....don't pretend like it never happened. you said it was just something you wanted to try just once. next thing he will say is that he doesn't like the Freelander. yeah......ok....sure.   Shelby Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 12:43 pm:    You guys crack me up!   The Big Daddy Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 12:55 pm:    See .I told you he was a slut !   Anonymous Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 01:17 pm:      Anonymous Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 01:44 pm:    No offense to anyone, but the peeing pictures are becoming a bit lower brained activity....   gp (Garrett) Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 01:45 pm:      Paul D. Morgan (V22guy) Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 02:04 pm:    All Right People!!! Leave my feet out of this thread! That's all we need is for the EPA to take a sand sample off of Assateague island.   Anonymous Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 02:12 pm:    This is for Justin at LRR "my name is indigo montoya - you kill my father, prepare to die"   Andy Nix (Andy) Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 02:17 pm:    wow. so how old is shelby? dinga? so far i'm the youngest in here.   Shelby Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 02:28 pm:    Shelby is 33. Dinga will have to tell you her age.   dinga Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 02:52 pm:    I'll be 35 in October.   Shelby Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 02:56 pm:    LOL. Well since Dinga is rounding up, I guess I should too. I'll be 34 in September.   mr. pee nut Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 03:06 pm:    >"No offense to anyone, but the peeing pictures are becoming a bit lower brained activity...." as opposed to the rest of this thread? This discussion needs one of two things: a) headshot to kill it, or b) some flavor   gp (Garrett) Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 03:21 pm:    on that note what happened to Elain......i lay awake wondering.   gp (Garrett) Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 03:21 pm:    on that note what happened to Elian......i lay awake wondering.   gp (Garrett) Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 03:26 pm:    "What chu talkin' bout Janet?" lol.   Paul D. Morgan (V22guy) Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 03:29 pm:    Man, how did I miss that show. Shit, that's a sweeps week champion there!!! WTF?   Gil Stevens (Gil) Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 04:06 pm:    oh man.. what hath happened here? this used to be such a respectable thread, now its been relinquished to the level of peeing and gary coleman? good lord... see what happens when you leave gp at the helm..I do think this thread has to die, as its taking WAY to long to load this beast.. and one more thing.. I want to know who the hell the guy is taking all the urination pics? garrett is that the secret to arousing you? all you had to do was tell me.. and shelby.. your looking beautiful today   Evan Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 04:16 pm:    Garrett , you and Paul need to get real jobs !   gp (Garrett) Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 04:26 pm:    gil is such as kiss ass ain't he. but when he whispers sweet nothings to me i like it as well. the one pic of paul was this past weekend. according to him he was actually just filling up the antifreeze expansion tank from the other side of the truck. one hell of a reach. he's the man!! you look nice today Gil!! oh you too Dinga and Shelby!!   gp (Garrett) Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 04:34 pm:    that's about enough out of you evan!!! haha. i actually did tons today!!!   Evan Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 04:35 pm:    Is that what blew J's expansion tank apart ? Damn ,with talent like that should be no problem finding a real job! Garrett your a whore, I've upgraded you from a slut . The Big Daddy   Evan Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 04:41 pm:    Damn , With talent like that Paul you should have no prolbem finding a job !Is that how J's expansion tank blew apart? Garrett ,I've upgraded you from a slut to a whore. an amish whore. The Big Daddy   Paul D. Morgan (V22guy) Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 05:35 pm:    I have been called DIRK by some of my lady friends. But we won't go into that!! LOL!   MIKE Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 05:54 pm:    SHELBY AND DINGA ARE YOU BOTH PERFECT 10's? Where can we see your pics at ? I wanna know what these guys are drooling over. DO you also have a Haagen Dazs parlor at your dealership? my dealer Land Rover Orlando has a free ice cream parlor. Do you get good discounts on vehicles? Do you have Land Rovers of your own? Do you get "hit on" at the dealership? are lr salesguides commision based because at my delaership LRorlando the salesguides seem to be not worried about sales you have to ask and approach them for help. I think they are salary based and dont give a damn on selling LR's. another last ? my disco II key is "loose" and will soon break off from the remote is it covered under warranty? 2000 D2. PLEASE POST PICS SHELBY AND DINGA I WANNA SEE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE !!   Shelby Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 06:26 pm:    Sorry. Due to professional image constraints, we cannot use this site as our personal hook up place. LOL. We have a picture or two on our website, www.landroverrichmond.com, but they aren't great. Mine has no real detail (I'm wearing a rust colored sweater and tan pants). Dinga has some good ones of her working her tail off during our March event (where the pictures were taken). We are not 6'0 models with legs up to whatever, if that is what you are wondering. We are, however, very down to earth and considered very attractive. And yes, we do get hit on, though some would have us think its due to bored, lonely, "depraved" married men.   SOMEGUY Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 06:40 pm:    WHAT TIRE ARE YOUR PICS IN THERE ARE 3 MARCH PHOTO TIRES?   Simon Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 06:43 pm:    What is the lease on a 2002 Disco 2 in Alveston Red? Do you have any in stock?   Shelby Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 06:54 pm:    I will refer your question to our salesman, Simon.   MIKE Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 06:59 pm:    WHAT KIND OF NAME IS "DINGA" ? ARE YOU SALARY BASED OR COMMISSION BASED? I LOOKED THROUGH THOSE PICS THE ONLY DECENT CHICK I SAW WAS THE ONE IN THE TREK PICS WITH THE YELLOW JACKET !! OTHER THAN THAT I DIDNT SEE ANYONE SPECIAL !!   David Dryden (David914) Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 07:05 pm:    Mike, you're so sensitive....   dinga Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 07:11 pm:    OH GOODY...FINALLY THE DEPRAVITY KICKS IN...SHELB DID I SPELL THAT RIGHT...MIKE, JUST GO AHEAD AND GET OFF OF THIS THREAD NOW YOU WEIRDO...THE GIRL IN THE YELLOW JACKET IS THE DAUGHTER OF OUR PSR...AND SHE WAS 11 YEARS OLD IN THAT PIC...YOU ARE TOO TWISTED... DINGA IS FROM SOME ACE VENTURA FLICK. ONE OF MY GOOD FRIENDS NICKNAMED ME THAT BECAUSE MY NAME IS MANDY...MANDINGA WAS SOME CHARACTER IN THE ACE MOVIES..."WHATCHA DOIN' MANDINGA"...WAS THE LINE IN THE MOVIE. NEXT TIME I COMPETE IN TREK I'LL BE SURE TO CURL MY HAIR AND PUT ON MAKEUP SO MY PUBLIC CAN JUDGE ME MORE KINDLY...THANKS FOR YOUR INPUT THOUGH...I CONSIDERED IT BREIFLY AND DEEM YOU INSIGNIFICANT IN YOUR OPINIONS... GIL, HONEY, BACK ME UP ON THIS ONE...BY THE BY...GOOD PHOTO OF YOU...VERY GOOD...AND SHELB AGREES...THOUGH SHE'LL NEVER ADMIT IT... THANKS YA'LL DINGA   Anonymous Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 07:20 pm:    LAND ROVER DEALERSHIPS ARE A "MAN'S PLACE" WHY ARE YOU WORKING THERE ? YOU SHOULD BE WORKING FOR SUZUKI OR TOYOTA? WOMEN DONT KNOW ABOUT LAND ROVERS AND OFF ROADING JEEEEEEEEZ GIMME A BREAK !! HAVE YOU 2 "LADIES" SOLD ANY VEHICLES? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH   Shelby Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 07:25 pm:    I belive, Mike,that you have the maturity level of a fetus. I care not what you think. And insofar as the pictures, they are digital and show little detail. Thankfully I will never have to see you in person. (a personal opinion not expressed by my dealership)   Shelby Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 07:30 pm:    What a coward you are, Anonymous. No testosterone in someone who cannot even give their name when expressing an uninformed opinion based solely on what one dying brain cell has to offer in the way of electrical activity. Again, Shelby on her personal opinion kick, not the opinion of any other entity.   Gil Stevens (Gil) Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 07:37 pm:    unfortunately ladies.. I believe this thread has become infected... Its time to put her down. Dinga.. I got ya covered.. no worries although.. I do on most occassions curl my hair and put on make-up prior to outdoor adventuring So.. i guess its right around 230 posts when the ass-monkeys come out.. it was fun while it lasted   e Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 08:00 pm:    I'm surprised that they didn't come out at post number 7..   dinga Posted on Thursday, May 09, 2002 - 08:39 pm:    Ditto to that Gill...it's been real... Mandy   gp (Garrett) Posted on Friday, May 10, 2002 - 08:20 am:    aw man so soon!! haha. well i guess Gil will just have to go back to using hand and finger puppets in the office. usually it's mr. sock. lol. oh well. i am hung over anyhow and need some OJ. evan as you know i have a thing for amish ladies. they need lovin' too. just as you do, but that shall be left to desperate little appalacian boy toys you find up there in the NE part of PA. Gil.....my truck has been running for 2 days now. while were young man!!!   Gil Stevens (Gil) Posted on Friday, May 10, 2002 - 08:45 am:    gp.. you just couldnt let a sleeping dog lie could ya?   Leslie N. Bright (Leslie) Posted on Friday, May 10, 2002 - 08:48 am:    No! I tried to get another thread going instead... Everyone! Abandon this one, and go to another thread... ANY thread, just not this one!! -L   gp (Garrett) Posted on Friday, May 10, 2002 - 08:53 am:    nope. just trying to beat a dead horse here. (none of rob's pics please) i mean it's friday for goodness sake. what else am i going to do. oh yeah......i need to put on my new rear HD springs today.   Shelby Posted on Friday, May 10, 2002 - 09:33 am:    Yeah, well, I'm done with this thread myself. Its been nice chatting with everyone, but I think I shall retire the disco web from my list of chat places. Thanks!   Ho Chung (Ho) Posted on Friday, May 10, 2002 - 03:07 pm:    well, with 250 messages, you got more attention than the lawnchair.