| Author | Message | ||
     Jamie (Rover_puppy) Senior Member Username: Rover_puppy Post Number: 377 Registered: 05-2003 |
I'm already up to number 14 - I'm enjoying it so much that I just might stay here for awhile!  HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in" 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has Gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation marks 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim. 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!" 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!" | ||
| Jamie (Rover_puppy) Senior Member Username: Rover_puppy Post Number: 378 Registered: 05-2003 |
Is #18 referring to us??? | ||
| Lewis Jones (Cutter) Member Username: Cutter Post Number: 64 Registered: 10-2003 |
Isn't #14 just normal rover office space stuff? Funny stuff Jamie, thanks | ||
| Matthew A. Barnes (Discoveryxd) Member Username: Discoveryxd Post Number: 113 Registered: 08-2003 |
You've got too much time on your hands Jamie! 7 and 8 would cause me to fail english. Pretty funny, Matt | ||
| KJ (Karen) Senior Member Username: Karen Post Number: 190 Registered: 02-2002 |
Dear lord, it's only Monday. By Thursday she's gonna blow, LOL! Thanks for the fun, Jamie. Karen | ||
| Jamie (Rover_puppy) Senior Member Username: Rover_puppy Post Number: 385 Registered: 05-2003 |
My schedule just happens to be free on Thursday! Hmm...if you see live coverage on CNN of someone in a rover chasing all of the safari animals out of Busch Gardens - it might be me If so, I will be fullfilling #18 "according to the prophecy"... | ||
| Kennith P. Whichard III (Kennith) Senior Member Username: Kennith Post Number: 402 Registered: 05-2002 |
Now that is funny! Thanks Jamie, I really did need a laugh. Cheers, Kennith | ||
| Lewis Jones (Cutter) Member Username: Cutter Post Number: 80 Registered: 10-2003 |
When I don't have a lot of time to play here, i'm just gonna check your post Jamie, You type some funny stuff! Thanks for the grins |
