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Brendan Kearns (Howboucha)
Member
Username: Howboucha

Post Number: 169
Registered: 01-2003
Posted on Thursday, January 01, 2004 - 11:06 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

A disco is a great machine to be driving when you are heading home from a New Years get-together and your wife is completely bombed and says while driving on a backwoods highway with no turn-offs. "You have to pull over, I am going to (imagine gurgling sounds now) puke".

I just pulled it off the road and she opened the door in perfect syncronization with her fluid trajectory.

A disadvantage though of having a short wife and a lifted Disco, she damn near fell out while barfing because I was on an incline with the decent towards the passenger side.

It was all I could do to hang on to her to keep her from falling.

How about that!

Brendan
97 XD (may have barf resude in it today, haven't checked yet. Thank goodnes for waterproof seat covers!)
98 LE
 

Clif Ashley (Cta586)
Senior Member
Username: Cta586

Post Number: 451
Registered: 04-2002
Posted on Thursday, January 01, 2004 - 11:24 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Wow, didn't think that was what I was going to be reading when I opened this thread.

Does the wife hit Dweb? Im sure she'd love to see this thread in her honor.

Happy New Year.
 

Brett A. Naquin (Bnaquin)
New Member
Username: Bnaquin

Post Number: 24
Registered: 09-2003
Posted on Thursday, January 01, 2004 - 12:08 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

LOL�I love it. I had a similar occurrence with my wife. It�s usually me in that predicament and it was nice to see the �innocent one� have to yak out the door.
 

CALM (Gumarcel)
Senior Member
Username: Gumarcel

Post Number: 1121
Registered: 11-2002
Posted on Thursday, January 01, 2004 - 12:36 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Ewww, man remind me never to take a ride in your XD ;)
 

eric johnson (Eric2)
Member
Username: Eric2

Post Number: 194
Registered: 05-2003
Posted on Thursday, January 01, 2004 - 12:47 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

My wife stuck her head out the window, turned rearward and spewed forth. It gave the vehicle that textured, 3-D paint job look.
I'd a killed her if she did it to the Rover.
 

Gerard Brooks (Wizard)
New Member
Username: Wizard

Post Number: 30
Registered: 11-2003
Posted on Thursday, January 01, 2004 - 01:03 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Wait until she pukes out of the door and fills the door pocket " by mistake" !!

wizard
 

Ho Chung (Thediscoho)
Moderator
Username: Thediscoho

Post Number: 460
Registered: 02-2002
Posted on Thursday, January 01, 2004 - 01:09 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

fucking puke fest. what a way to start the damn year.


Ho Chung

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