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Author Message   Rene Marin (Rene_m) New Member Username: Rene_m Post Number: 14 Registered: 01-2004 Posted on Tuesday, January 13, 2004 - 08:56 pm:    Subject: your duty as an American Subject: Anti-terrorist activity Date: Fri, 2 Jan 2004 23:38:27 -0500 We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does, So next Saturday at 4:00 PM Eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to support for all American women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-taliban sentiment. The American Government appreciates your effort to root out terrorist and applauds your participation in this antiterrorist activity. God Bless America!!!! IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON Jean Kinser-Dana Evolution Performance Driving School 216 E. Kelly Park Rd., Apopka, Fl. 32712 407-889-7207 www.autocross.com/evolution   Matthew A. Barnes (Discoveryxd) Senior Member Username: Discoveryxd Post Number: 310 Registered: 08-2003 Posted on Tuesday, January 13, 2004 - 09:25 pm:    hehehe, my neighborhood is full of old people...   Luis Constantin (Luisc) Member Username: Luisc Post Number: 181 Registered: 02-2003 Posted on Tuesday, January 13, 2004 - 09:40 pm:    In that case your suicide will be an exception. Or you can go to your neighborhood Hooter's for hot wings while it all takes place.   Brian Dickens (Bri) Senior Member Username: Bri Post Number: 976 Registered: 08-2002 Posted on Tuesday, January 13, 2004 - 09:49 pm:      chuck yarbrough (Cptyarderho) New Member Username: Cptyarderho Post Number: 36 Registered: 06-2003 Posted on Saturday, January 17, 2004 - 11:41 pm:    okay, the above image ITSELF is so last week, can someone make a new one?   Andrew Maier (Newman) Senior Member Username: Newman Post Number: 516 Registered: 04-2003 Posted on Sunday, January 18, 2004 - 12:28 am:    LOL   Greg Hirst (Gregh) Senior Member Username: Gregh Post Number: 434 Registered: 10-2002 Posted on Sunday, January 18, 2004 - 08:52 pm:    Someone sent me that email over a year ago only it was signed "Bill Clinton".