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Todd Sanders (Sanderskog)
| Posted on Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 02:55 pm: |
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I've owned my '99 D1 for all of three weeks and my impatience for mods has me contemplating selling my '68 BMW 2002 track toy that I have been working on and building for 3 years. Has anyone else succumbed to this craziness in a similar fashion? What the hell am I thinking? Todd |
   
Eric N (Grnrvr)
| Posted on Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 02:59 pm: |
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I'm tyring to figure out if selling one of my kidneys will get me enough money for lockers and front axles.. So yes, I guess you could say you aren't the only one. |
   
Dan Cronin
| Posted on Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 03:16 pm: |
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I hear a testicle is going for $10,000.! Imagine the possibilities...... |
   
Jack (Olered)
| Posted on Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 03:18 pm: |
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Dan, your nutz!?! Er, you're nuttz!!! |
   
Eric N (Grnrvr)
| Posted on Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 03:19 pm: |
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na, the wife still wants another kid after she has the one she's carring now. So that would be at least another year till I wouldn't need it anymore |
   
Gregory W. Davis (Gregdavis)
| Posted on Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 03:37 pm: |
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Yep, selling my '27 Track Roadster to feed the habit. Just can't get enough!!! |
   
Blue (Bluegill)
| Posted on Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 03:54 pm: |
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blood plasma, best kept secret in town... and you can get by just fine on one nut. |
   
Sanderskog
| Posted on Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 04:01 pm: |
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Speaking from experience Blue? |
   
Blue (Bluegill)
| Posted on Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 04:07 pm: |
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LOL, no - but each one makes millions of swimmers, and it only takes one....that I know from experience if you're really bored, you could figure out how much $$$ you could make selling swimmers vs. a one-time payout for cashing in your nuts. Me, I'll just keep showing up for work each day... |
   
Blue (Bluegill)
| Posted on Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 04:10 pm: |
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actually, you can get by just fine on one nut is a quote (not necessarily verbatim) from a classic flick with a title that is curiously ironic to this discussion... I'll bet John Lee knows.... |
   
Dee
| Posted on Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 06:54 pm: |
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Well my wife has 4 kidneys maybee I can get her to sell one so i can do some more upgrades. Oh shit shes watching me type this, ok nuts are now for sale 10k a piece... |
   
Eric N (Grnrvr)
| Posted on Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 06:59 pm: |
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I think I'll keep my nuts. I have grown very found of them these 31 years. Can you still drink beer with only one Kidney? Oh screw it. Maybe I'll just rob a bank or better yet rob a crack dealer. |
   
Peter Carey (Pcarey)
| Posted on Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 07:01 pm: |
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Hmmmm....this site http://pub128.ezboard.com/fthezone83517frm1.showMessage?topicID=295.topic Says you can get the same for blood or sperm. So figuring the little soldiers refill their ranks more quickly, I'd go that route. And figuring 2 donations a week for 20 years....yeah, I'm keeping mine. pwc |
   
Blue (Bluegill)
| Posted on Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 07:35 pm: |
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In this country, if you rob a crack dealer and get caught, the cops will prosecute you and cracky will sue your ass (and win). I guess the key is not getting caught...and not getting carjacked on the way out of the hood. |
   
Eric N (Grnrvr)
| Posted on Thursday, August 29, 2002 - 08:15 am: |
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Good point there Blue, I'll just make sure that the crack dealer isn't in a position to sue me Crack dealers shouldn't be allowed to have rights. They aren't people as far as I'm concerned. They should use them as extra special targets at the shooting range.. You know, let them run around at the end of the lane and you try to pluck them off. Now that's a sport. |
   
gp (Garrett)
| Posted on Thursday, August 29, 2002 - 12:29 pm: |
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using them as 'clay pigeons' would work nicely too. "PULL!!!" |
   
94Rover
| Posted on Thursday, August 29, 2002 - 08:44 pm: |
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Crack Dealers?, Hell what about crooked CEO's(ENRON, WORLDCOMM, ALDELPHIA,) 94Rover- I'm not sure about you guys, but I feel that the folks mentioned above have done more harm than the neighborhood crack dealers- Talk about busting nuttz- |
   
Jay Hobbs (Jayxd)
| Posted on Thursday, August 29, 2002 - 10:13 pm: |
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Oh yeah! Got a 1968 Chevy Impala convertible with a 396/325HP parked in the garage. I start doing math about once a month and then come to my senses. Land Rover value = dropping, muscle car value = rising. |
   
Blue (Bluegill)
| Posted on Friday, August 30, 2002 - 02:36 pm: |
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crack dealers carry cash, CEO's carry imaginary money |