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Danno (Danno)
| | Posted on Thursday, September 05, 2002 - 01:59 pm: | 
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http://www.subarustore.com/carfibtoilse.html |
Paul D. Morgan (V22guy)
| | Posted on Thursday, September 05, 2002 - 02:13 pm: |
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Nice,
I need three for my house in NC and 1 for the pad I am living in Philly. |
Mosi
| | Posted on Thursday, September 05, 2002 - 04:18 pm: |
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Don't forget about the high performance ones!
http://members.cox.net/marklein/rtype/toilet.htm |
Dee
| | Posted on Thursday, September 05, 2002 - 05:57 pm: |
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OK 139.00 for A TOILET Seat who is selling it Grumman or Boeing |
Paul D. Morgan (V22guy)
| | Posted on Thursday, September 05, 2002 - 06:48 pm: |
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Very Funny Dee, but I think you are under estimating what I can do at Boeing. 
#1 The seat would be made out of woven Kevlar, carbon fiber is for pussys.
#2 Weaved into the Kevlar strands would be fine gauge gold wiring for anti-ice during the winter months.
#3 The hinges would be made out of titanium with 5000 psi hydraulic servo-actuators for powered raising and lowering of the seat.
#4 Finally an advanced mission computer would be remotely attached to detect which gender is entering the bathroom. Upon gender code recognition, the AMC would digitally transmit signal to the hydraulics for raising or lowering of the seat.
After engineering, supportability estimates, vendor data, and marketing; I think I could deliver for 5 million a copy. Get some foreign countries to purchase and I can drop the price down to 3.9 million.
Have a nice day. |
Peter Carey (Pcarey)
| | Posted on Thursday, September 05, 2002 - 07:32 pm: |
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Paul,
That wouldn't be good if you're a dude and have to take a dump. 
pwc |
Danno (Danno)
| | Posted on Thursday, September 05, 2002 - 07:35 pm: |
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it would look for the "Brown Hole" |
Blue (Bluegill)
| | Posted on Thursday, September 05, 2002 - 08:06 pm: |
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the evil eye preemptive cam would add at least a million... |
Dee
| | Posted on Thursday, September 05, 2002 - 08:11 pm: |
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Oh that would be nice upgrade Paul then i would not get yelled at for leaving the dam thing up all the time. Sell it to Iran to cut the costs Grumman did that to save the F14 program... |
Steve Andrews (Sillybus)
| | Posted on Thursday, September 05, 2002 - 08:56 pm: |
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Very timely, I just got back from Lowe's where I purchased none other than... a toilet seat. I paid $4.83 for an enamaled wood composite job. Willing to part with it for a mere $72.95 (delivery fees for my gas suckin' disco). |
BW
| | Posted on Thursday, September 05, 2002 - 10:42 pm: |
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If they advertised thier product on this website, I'm sure someone here would buy it and argue that somethings are worth the investment i.e. $300 dog guards.
At least with this product I'd know I am saving my ass.
BW |
Paul D. Morgan (V22guy)
| | Posted on Thursday, September 05, 2002 - 10:58 pm: |
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Just coming back vrom the pub where I was poundin Abita Turbo Dog Ale.......
I just want you guys to know, that I am looking out for your best interest.
Paul
'00 pig |
p m
| | Posted on Friday, September 06, 2002 - 07:43 pm: |
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Paulio,
when you're all set about designing that seat, please incorporate the air pressure regulator; I think if Boeing used that little thing that bleeds off the Rover's fuel pressure could have saved that lady a couple of hours of embarrassment of being sucked solid into the hole.
peter |
Al Oliveira (Offroaddisco)
| | Posted on Friday, September 06, 2002 - 08:06 pm: |
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Paul... that all sounds great but I don't see anything keeping things flowing. Now, if you could add twin rotors V22 style to puree everything and keep it from getting clogged you might be able to get a few orders for it. |
Paul D. Morgan (V22guy)
| | Posted on Friday, September 06, 2002 - 09:01 pm: |
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Okay,
Peter- I will incorporate an integrated delta-p air data system for air pressure. This will require another black box to convert analog to digital data for mission computer integration.
Al- Instead of puree mode of waste seperation, I'll step up the water pressure and flow to about 5000 psi at 46 gallons per second. This will require a hydro-flow pump with a variable vane actuator that again will be controlled by the AMC.
Way to go guys, you have just requested a 6.5 million dollar toilet seat. |
p m
| | Posted on Friday, September 06, 2002 - 09:10 pm: |
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Paul,
will the hydro-flow pump with variable vane actuator handle the "lincoln log shit?"
peter |
Paul D. Morgan (V22guy)
| | Posted on Friday, September 06, 2002 - 09:33 pm: |
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Oh My God, that is hilarious. ROTFLMAO!!!!
Well Peter, that is what flight test is for. To test the unknown...... |
Steve Andrews (Sillybus)
| | Posted on Monday, September 09, 2002 - 01:04 pm: |
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And make sure this contraption has a Lucas ECU to give it that special touch. You have to engineer it so that it will fail fairly often and require servicing by only certified personel whom you train at 15K per week. Annual required refresher courses of course could be 5K. |
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