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Neil
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 11:04 am: | 
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http://www.is300.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13317178
Happy Friday guys,
Neil
01DII |
Peter Carey (Pcarey)
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 11:37 am: |
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What a bunch of patsies on that board.
Quote:Why's everyone giving him a hard time? So he made a mistake, you havn't? C'mon, haha, fun to pick on the noob but really guys the site is here for people to enjoy, not for people to be harrased.
I'm going to start using that from now on. 
pwc |
Paul D. Morgan (V22guy)
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 11:38 am: |
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I am running out and putting Armour All on my MTR's right now!!!!! |
Robert Sublett (Rubisco98)
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 11:40 am: |
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that will look hella fockin sweet! |
Sus (Susannah)
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 11:44 am: |
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OH MY GOD-how stupid. Yeah, next time put AA on the steering wheel and shifter too and see how that works out. It's bad enough if you put it on the running boards and USE them!!!
I can't stand even reading those posts b/c they all write like they talk...POORLY! |
Paul D. Morgan (V22guy)
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 11:48 am: |
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Carter Simcoe (Carter)
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 11:52 am: |
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don't forget the pedals guys, it look hella sweet on then also. |
todd slater (Toddslater)
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 11:55 am: |
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yo yo dontfogetsta put AA on the pedals too... foo |
todd slater (Toddslater)
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 11:56 am: |
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beat me to it ....didn't ya |
Rob Davison (Pokerob)
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 12:10 pm: |
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good one paul...
rd |
Greg P. (Gparrish)
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 12:29 pm: |
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http://216.205.159.211/movies2/boobwash.mpeg
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Steve Andrews (Sillybus)
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 12:29 pm: |
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AA on my windshield will make my glass hella bitchin'. fockin A right!
Greg: My peeps can't load that lame ass link. Straight up word to ya mother's uncle. Possé playas in da house. |
Greg P. (Gparrish)
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 12:37 pm: |
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Todd, Homey don't play dat.
http://funnypictures.netfirms.com/movies.html |
Greg P. (Gparrish)
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 01:42 pm: |
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You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit!
There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless!
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Dee Cantrell (Discodad)
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 02:09 pm: |
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Forgot to say FLIPS Greg P. |
John Powers (Powers_99_D1)
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 02:21 pm: |
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Maybe Friday's why it was so funny, but that may be one of the funniest threads ever posted. The fact that the knucklehead posted the question himself is just to much! He could have at least started his thread off by using the old, "A friend of mine..." line. |
Greg P. (Gparrish)
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 02:29 pm: |
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True, Dee, but I just copied and pasted straight from the movie lines..... Didn't want to mess with the integrity of the script. LOL |
Bill Molnar (Circekat)
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 04:54 pm: |
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Hey, at least the dumb SOB didn't find out that he could really screw up by applying silicone spray to the tread. That would really make for a wild ride in the rain!!! Maybe next time he will put a clear, light grease on the door handles as well to improve the ease of opening the door. |
Blue (Bluegill)
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 05:15 pm: |
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armor all your tread. what an asshole.
actually I can't imagine that stuff would stay on the actual contact patch for more than a few revs, especially in the rain...unless he was in the garage shining his tread and then drove straight out and into a tree. What a yutz. |
Dee Cantrell (Discodad)
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 05:19 pm: |
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Oh no I AA my tires and now i cant drive.... Try AA your Seats and Steering wheel now thats slipery but the brake pedal should still function correctly.. I think there was a major malfunction between his ears... Now i have to go home and watch FMJ...
Show me your war face Greg P |
Snoopdawg
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 05:21 pm: |
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I prefer to AA my seats. I look frockin sweet and everytime I come to a stop light i slam into the dash. It's also fun to see my homies slide across the back on every turn. |
Blue (Bluegill)
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 05:41 pm: |
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yo yo snoop. I hurd dat. Dem peeps be slippin n' slidin all ova my plush letha creeb.
Once I watched my neighbor wash her hubby's BMW and she armor-alled the tires, then the dash. Before I could stop her, she had done the seats and the wheel. She had that crazed "gotta make the world shine" look in her eyes. I swear they put aerosol drugs in that shit. |
Kim S (Roverine)
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 05:58 pm: |
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ROTFLMAO!! hilarious .. geez, how do you find these things? That one's a keeper, all right 
Kim |
Dee Cantrell (Discodad)
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 06:10 pm: |
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Wasted youth... |
Rob Davison (Pokerob)
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 06:13 pm: |
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i am thinking that the armorall had nothing to do with the accdent as blue says, it was raining. we dont know what the hell else happened. if it did, can you image how you could fuck with someone buy pourinf al little a-all on the tires whilst it's raining. bedlam i tell you
rd |
Dee Cantrell (Discodad)
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 06:41 pm: |
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Well Rob you want some fun and excitement? On a nice hot summer day sling a bucket of water on one of our freeways out here and see the 20 car pileup... These fools out here can barely drive when its dry give them some water on the road and its smash up derby time... |
Snoopdawg
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 06:44 pm: |
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Yo my Homeboys love to slide around my rig. Only prob is I AA'd my seats and dang I forgot they were cloth. I did Armour All the trees in my neighborhood so I can slide right off them though. Peace Out and Word to Your Mother! |
Paul D. Morgan (V22guy)
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 06:50 pm: |
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"Oh Stewardess..."
"yes"
"I can help; You see, I speak jive." |
Dee Cantrell (Discodad)
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 06:57 pm: |
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I knew Dweb did support Eubonics |
M. K. Watson (Lrover94)
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 07:34 pm: |
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LOL this has been the best thread yet......i swear you guys really crack me up and the cut from Full Metal Jacket, my personal all time fav, is priceless. well done and thanks for the laff.
mike w
a true piece of amphibian shit! |
Steve Andrews (Sillybus)
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 08:07 pm: |
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Pimps up hoes down. Compton gansta in da crib.
I AA'd my fly ass leather pants. |
Greg P. (Gparrish)
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 11:19 pm: |
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I went to AA but it didn't take.
Anyone got a beer? |
Steve Andrews (Sillybus)
| | Posted on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 11:27 pm: |
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I've got a case of Yeunglings nice and cold but I'm not driving to Philly tonight. :-) |
Dee
| | Posted on Saturday, September 14, 2002 - 12:54 am: |
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Had a roomie that was on court ordered anabuse and mandatory AA meetings. after the AA meetings he would hurl and off we go on a pub crawl. Good old quarter Beer nights up in Oak Harbor... |
Rob Davison (Pokerob)
| | Posted on Saturday, September 14, 2002 - 12:25 pm: |
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that's not ebonics that's "jive"
and it rains alot around these parts, so i think we can handle a puddle |
Buckaroo (Buckaroo)
| | Posted on Monday, September 16, 2002 - 10:41 am: |
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http://ccwf.cc.utexas.edu/~eclectic/toys/jive.html
hehehe |
Paul D. Morgan (V22guy)
| | Posted on Monday, September 16, 2002 - 10:46 am: |
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Oh Man,
That is awesome. I cannot wait to send out an email at Boeing now!!!!
Paul |
Dee
| | Posted on Monday, September 16, 2002 - 10:55 am: |
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Oh now that is too cool, Dweb Team need to add that as an option to translate it when someone posts. |
Paul D. Morgan (V22guy)
| | Posted on Monday, September 16, 2002 - 11:36 am: |
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Dee Translated would be:
"Oh now dat be too diesel, Dweb Taim need t'add dat as some opshun t' translate it when somecat posts."
Glad I could help,
Paul |
Justin Day (Polytropoi61)
| | Posted on Monday, September 16, 2002 - 12:45 pm: |
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all I can say is damn...I knew there were other perks of loving a landrover...I just didn't expect them to include my laughing my ass off alone in the office on a monday afternoon. I would just like to be the guy who took his complaint where he bought the tires.. (NTB ?) I wouldn't be surprised if they just hauled off and slapped him as soon as he finished... |
Dee
| | Posted on Monday, September 16, 2002 - 05:45 pm: |
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Ya' know? O-H shit dat wuz too funy Paul |
p m
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 18, 2002 - 04:22 pm: |
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c'mon all... you can put anything you want on your tires, ATF for example, and it won't last there for two miles. even in the rain. The shear at the tire thread is sufficient to peel off the rubber, let alone some liquid.
so i can't even say it was stupid or not to put AA on the tires, but this was definitely not the cause of the accident.
the guy is a moron regardless, not for having an accident but for bringing this shit up (what for?). the other guys are morons as well to say that AA was a nearly sole cause of accident (some were wiser to point out the t/c off). the guy is likely to be a jack shit of a driver.
the whole is300 thread is moronic, and maybe the board as well.
peter |
muskyman
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 18, 2002 - 04:52 pm: |
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lift-throttle-oversteer
learn it, love it ,live it...or crash
is there a buick century BB out there? |
niall forbes (Forbesn)
| | Posted on Thursday, September 19, 2002 - 08:19 am: |
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>the whole is300 thread is moronic, and maybe the board as well.
LOL...Peter, you are wise beyond your years ;-) |
GregP
| | Posted on Friday, September 20, 2002 - 12:20 am: |
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Amen!
That board and it's members are definitely moronic.
Look at the way they are all talking about how the accident wouldn't have happened if he'd just had his sissy-assed traction control on. |
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