By Peanut on Thursday, May 03, 2001 - 08:57 pm: Edit

here they are guys, all the ones i've done so far.

By Peanut on Thursday, May 03, 2001 - 09:00 pm: Edit

By Peanut on Thursday, May 03, 2001 - 09:02 pm: Edit

we're experiencing some ..uh...technical difficulties. please stand by.....

By Peanut on Thursday, May 03, 2001 - 09:03 pm: Edit

By Peanut on Thursday, May 03, 2001 - 09:07 pm: Edit

there we go, i finally got it. more to come in the near future (as in...uh.. later tonight).

By Peanut on Thursday, May 03, 2001 - 09:28 pm: Edit

By goomba on Thursday, May 03, 2001 - 10:03 pm: Edit

sometimes the more you do things, the less funny they become

By nadim on Thursday, May 03, 2001 - 10:53 pm: Edit

PATHETIC!

By Peanut on Thursday, May 03, 2001 - 10:54 pm: Edit

ok...gimme some ideas here guys...i'm running low

By nadim on Thursday, May 03, 2001 - 11:00 pm: Edit

idea 1:
STOP
idea 2:
...STOP
idea 3:
... ...STOP!

By pc on Thursday, May 03, 2001 - 11:03 pm: Edit

Peanut,

You just gotta wait man...timing is everything. Lay low for a while, you'll know when you're needed.

Peanut-Coach

By Peanut on Thursday, May 03, 2001 - 11:55 pm: Edit

if you don't appreciate my business here, then i'll just pack up and take my business somewhere else but i can assure you, i'll be back
...and nadim, constructive critism would be more appropriate. your comment "PATHETIC" was greatly unappreciated and i feel that a well-thought out apology is necessary within 24 hours of this postage.
...and to pc, thanks buddy. at least i have 1 supporter.

here's one last pic fabricated especially for nadim complements of your trusted friend, Peanut

By PC..no..PF on Friday, May 04, 2001 - 10:51 am: Edit

Brilliant.

Get that hornary Nadim and teach him some manners!!

Peanut-Coach...nope Peanut Fan.

By Bill Gill (Bluegill) on Friday, May 04, 2001 - 11:28 am: Edit

PC/PF is right, lay low Mr. Peanut...you'll know when to dish-out your nuts.

Nadim, you have to admit that the bionic peanut lifting your rig was pretty funny. As the subject of his benign caricatures thus far, I assure you that he is a harmless little legume. Also, any damage from going airborne?

By Peanut Sports Announcer on Friday, May 04, 2001 - 11:32 am: Edit

Whoa! Look at 'im go! All I've got to say is that's a damn strong peanut to lift a Disco!

By nadim on Friday, May 04, 2001 - 11:34 am: Edit

LOL

thousand appologies peanut...
that was nice!

By Jeff on Friday, May 04, 2001 - 12:22 pm: Edit

LOL

Really that is too darn funny!

By Peanut on Friday, May 04, 2001 - 12:42 pm: Edit

thank you...excuse me for that one with the peanut pissing, that was really stupid. As I said earlier this is not suppose to offend anyone, it is to add some humor to this message boards!!!

By PC on Friday, May 04, 2001 - 01:00 pm: Edit

Hey, they can't all be gems... Just tug on your collar and go "ewwwwww" like letterman does and move on.

Peanut Coach

By Bill Gill (Bluegill) on Friday, May 04, 2001 - 02:36 pm: Edit

I liked the pissing one - it's good to see Mr. Honey Roasted getting out more often. Just so long as he doesn't wash the dust off my ride!

By david b. on Friday, May 04, 2001 - 06:22 pm: Edit

this is some funny shit!!!!! Keep up the good work Peanut

By Mike Watson on Friday, May 04, 2001 - 08:20 pm: Edit

now thats funny...

By Peanut on Monday, May 07, 2001 - 11:52 pm: Edit

i just wanted to put this back on top of the boards

By Salty on Tuesday, May 08, 2001 - 12:46 am: Edit

Peanut, you are your own biggest fan.

By peanut on Tuesday, May 08, 2001 - 09:20 am: Edit

and one of very few......
I know im kind of a doofus, but i really like peanuts and i have alot of time on my hands. I hope y'all dont mind. The most fun is jamming the unopen peanut pack into my rectum and then popping it open so I can feel a burst of peanuts...ahhhh pure joy

By Peanut on Tuesday, May 08, 2001 - 07:38 pm: Edit

WARNING!!!!!! THIS LAST POSTAGE WAS NOT WRITTEN IN ANY PART BY THE TRUE PEANUT. ALTHOUGH THE NAME "PEANUT" WAS UTILIZED, THE TRUE PEANUT DENIES POSTING ANY MESSAGE OF THE SORT. APPARENTLY, THE FAKE PEANUT THOUGHT IT WOULD BE "HIP" IF HE POSTED A MESSAGE IN THE NAME OF PEANUT AND THEREFORE, SHALL BE DUBBED A JACKASS. THE TRUE PEANUT ALSO DENIES PLACING A MESSAGE JUST TO PUT "MR. PEANUT GALLERY" ON TOP. THIS IS A FALSE ACCUSATION. THE TRUE PEANUT HASN'T BEEN ONLINE FOR THE PAST 72 HOURS AND THEREFORE COULDN'T HAVE POSTED THAT MESSAGE. IT SEEMS THAT ANOTHER JACKASS THOUGHT IT WOULD BE "NIFTY" IF HE POSTED A MESSAGE IN THE NAME OF PEANUT. THIS GOES OUT TO ALL THE PEANUT IMPERSONATORS.

By The Gipper on Tuesday, May 08, 2001 - 08:50 pm: Edit

Hey Peanut,
Where's Jimmy Carter?

By Kevkor on Sunday, May 13, 2001 - 02:16 pm: Edit

Hey Mr. Peanut, in that picture of you laying down with your hat off, is that a high top fade like Big Daddy Kane or just an afro with hat head?

By Peanut on Sunday, May 13, 2001 - 02:31 pm: Edit

It is a genuine 1973 Afro. I rarely take off my hat, but i had a good reason this time. I WAS PISS DRUNK!!!! I really need to get out of the 70's and go with the new look. Any suggestions?

By Kevkor on Monday, May 14, 2001 - 06:52 pm: Edit

Maybe you should just change the hat altogether.Maybe go with a furry Kangol or a doo-rag or something. I think they're coming back into style.If you're into the "style thing".

By goober on Monday, September 17, 2001 - 06:14 pm: Edit

With all the bad crap going on last week, we needed to revisit some levity. Go roast that bin Laden, Mr. Peanut!

By Peanut on Tuesday, September 18, 2001 - 02:43 am: Edit

Ah...i'm back. You haven't forgotten me!!! Let me first tell you what i've been up to lately. I took a well deserved vacation at...well that's not important....Damnit ok, I didn't really take a vacation, I spent the last 3 months in Alchoholics Anonymous. It was hard, but I overcame my love. Also, I got my face "tweaked" up to fit in with the crowd, unfortunatly I had to lose the fro...now all the chicks want to grab these nuts...ya, baby.

By Peanut on Tuesday, September 18, 2001 - 02:44 am: Edit

like my new ride?

By Bluegill (Bluegill) on Tuesday, September 18, 2001 - 07:07 am: Edit

good to see you back, even if your face was butchered. The peanut business must be booming to afford you a new DII.

By goober on Tuesday, September 18, 2001 - 10:19 am: Edit

Peanut:
A 2:43 am posting? That AA thing must have tweaked your biological (or is that horticultural?) clock, Mr. Peanut. By the way, I know a good plastic surgeon who could help if you decide to retro your new image.
Your bud,
goober

P.S. Watch out for the minerals they add to that water - next thing you know you'll be growing caliche

By Peanut on Tuesday, September 18, 2001 - 11:59 am: Edit

ah...Bluegill, still hangin out with other dude? How's he doin'? Damn I wish I could join you for a round, but...you know. Maybe you could take some of my friends with you. After spending most of my money getting drunk, I had to do some stuff that I would never think of. I'm getting money from MADD and associations like that for being a positive roll model for chiden'. I'm also an inspiration for adults with drinking problems. I got the car from Land Rover because I "inspired" their employer(ford)to give me a early copy of the Kalahari. After some influence(aka all the beer I kept in my emergency underground storage), they gave me the car. My life is getting back on track, and now I have to find me a woman!

Goober, I don't know man, one of us is trippin'. I didn't post at 2:43am. I'm enjoying water...its...uh...good.

By Bluegill (Bluegill) on Tuesday, September 18, 2001 - 12:07 pm: Edit

Unfortunately, Other Dude sold his FJ40 and moved to Virginia with his Old Lady. He didn't even offer me a cut of the selling price after I helped him restore it. Damn Toyota owners Now our off-roading days are a distant and hazy memory. I was recently relegated to wheelin with jeeps. I've decided to turn to alcohol for solace in my time of need.

By goober on Tuesday, September 18, 2001 - 12:29 pm: Edit

Bluegill:
probably hanging with too many of those geologists, whose love of the sauce is renowned. Don't go the way of Mr. Peanut - reform before your kidneys do! Truth be known, I used to be one (geologist, that is) - but I retired before they had to dry me out.
Goob

By Roverine on Tuesday, September 18, 2001 - 03:48 pm: Edit

Yeah, Mr. Peanuts back!! Peanut, (now don't get the wrong idea, I am married) I was just thinkin' about you last night, and wondering where you'd gone ... I'm so glad your back! We thought maybe you had "cracked up".

By Eric N (Grnrvr) on Tuesday, September 18, 2001 - 04:15 pm: Edit

I have got to find me some of that Arrogant Bastard Ale.. That would make a great gift to a few of my friends.

By Leslie N. Bright (Leslie) on Tuesday, September 18, 2001 - 05:30 pm: Edit

Goober,

Who's been tellin' stories on me??




Geology departments are their own fraternities...

-L

By Anonymous on Tuesday, September 18, 2001 - 06:57 pm: Edit

seems like not all Disco-driving rock crackers signed in on "what do you do for a living"

By Leslie N. Bright (Leslie) on Tuesday, September 18, 2001 - 07:08 pm: Edit

Blue and I did, but I didn't know that Goober was.... I'm sure that we're not all, anyway....


-L

By Bluegill (Bluegill) on Wednesday, September 19, 2001 - 07:58 am: Edit

I've got about a hundred empty bottles rolling around...they're just too nice to recycle! Hard to see in the pic, but beneath the word "Ale" it says "You're not worthy". On the back of the bottle is an inspiring defenition of arrogance and a couple paragraphs telling you that you're probably too much of a wimp to enjoy this brew. Quite funny

Stone Brewing Company, San Marcos, San Diego County, California. It's on tap all over San Diego....mmm mmm good!

Stone Pale Ale is great, too. Can't beat the name "Stone" either

Man, I love a good beer...I'm getting thirsty. Mr. Peanut, how about you drive your wagon to the beer store and then come on over?

By Daniel on Wednesday, September 19, 2001 - 08:07 am: Edit

Hey Blue, Where can I find that Arrogant Ale
I've never heard of it (from under my rock), but I love a good dark brew in a BIG bottle.
Daniel

By Bluegill (Bluegill) on Wednesday, September 19, 2001 - 08:29 am: Edit

Stone Brewing Company, San Marcos, San Diego County, California.

I get it at the grocery store here in Phx...

By Daniel on Wednesday, September 19, 2001 - 09:16 am: Edit

Hey Blue, Where can I find that Arrogant Ale
I've never heard of it (from under my rock), but I love a good dark brew in a BIG bottle.
Daniel

By gp (Garrett) on Wednesday, September 19, 2001 - 09:36 am: Edit

doesn't Anderson Valley make some good stuff too. not sure what part of CA they are from, but some pretty decent stuff. i live on the east and my local bars carry some good darker goodness from them. and the last time i was in SD there was a good brewery called Karl Strauss. had a bakery attached to it with great bread. parked myself there one day before heading off to Palm Springs to trash a Samuri in the desert.

By Roverine on Wednesday, September 19, 2001 - 02:42 pm: Edit

Where is Mr. Peanut???

I'm afraid that with all this talk of beer, he may have 'fallen off the wagon'. Heaven knows where he's at right now! And, he was just starting to come out of his "shell" ...

Mr. Peanut! uh, I really dig your new ride, and, er, uh, your "new look" is "really something"!!! Really!

By goober on Wednesday, September 19, 2001 - 04:53 pm: Edit

i'll second that motion. We need you, Mr. Peanut! We promise, no more talk of temptation and debauchery from now on. And, uh, nothing but, uh ... water (gasp!)...

By Leslie N. Bright (Leslie) on Thursday, September 20, 2001 - 02:32 am: Edit

Yeah! Water! You've GOT to have water for your scotch! Or at least ice, just like we did at Uwharrie!

-L

By Bluegill (Bluegill) on Thursday, September 20, 2001 - 06:25 am: Edit

Roverine, your puns are driving me nuts

By Eric N (Grnrvr) on Thursday, September 20, 2001 - 08:07 am: Edit

They sell Arrogant Bastard Ale at the total beverage near my house.. I know what I'm drinking this weekend.