By 94Rover on Wednesday, August 15, 2001 - 11:07 am: Edit

True Story!

I wanted to wait until the end of the day to post this one...
Last night I was leaving class, and as I was pulling out of the parking garage a couple was having sex in a teal green LR disco...I blew my horn, and tried to wave......I was in the Range Rover classic.......of course...

Have any of you seen or done this before?...
Is that considered off roading?

Sorry about this question, but I couldn't keep it to myself...

By Blue Gill (Bluegill) on Wednesday, August 15, 2001 - 11:12 am: Edit

why do you think we all need new HD rear springs?

By Eric N (Grnrvr) on Wednesday, August 15, 2001 - 11:33 am: Edit

I had finger nail scratchs up and down the hood of an old car of mine.. Let's just say that the rubber load space mat in the back is hard on the knees. Better then carpet burns though I guess..

By Ho Chung (Ho) on Wednesday, August 15, 2001 - 12:15 pm: Edit

LOL
what is this board turning into?

should i open a porno section somewhere?

LOL

By Eric N (Grnrvr) on Wednesday, August 15, 2001 - 01:02 pm: Edit

Hmmm.... Disco Web babe of the day.. Kinda has a ring to it there Ho.. Should I dig a picture up to post for ya?

By Mike Cox on Wednesday, August 15, 2001 - 01:42 pm: Edit

In honor of the British Heritage, shouldn't it be "Lass of the Day"?

By Jeff Bieler (Mrbieler) on Wednesday, August 15, 2001 - 01:56 pm: Edit

No. I think "Bird of the day" would be more appropriate. Land Rover is English, not Scottish! ;-)

By Eric N (Grnrvr) on Wednesday, August 15, 2001 - 02:01 pm: Edit

Wonder if Ho likes the picture I sent him to start his Babe of the day section

By Ho Chung (Ho) on Wednesday, August 15, 2001 - 02:02 pm: Edit

you sent me?
hmmm...
i dont' know what you talking about eric.

LOL

By Chu Son on Wednesday, August 15, 2001 - 02:52 pm: Edit

I always thought that the name "Ho" had a special ring to it...now we know what the Discoho really is.



chu

By gp (Garrett) on Wednesday, August 15, 2001 - 03:52 pm: Edit

that rear sunroof in my truck has really come in handy a few times. just watch out if you have thule load bars above one. and those rear grab handles for the jumps seats..........oh i could go on.

what a great truck!!!

ps: i am sending in my pic of the month as well.

By Anonymous on Wednesday, August 15, 2001 - 07:12 pm: Edit

how about a pic of my wife demonstrating how SHE uses a 4 cell Mag Lite?

By Horness Spencer (Horness) on Wednesday, August 15, 2001 - 11:11 pm: Edit

So far every car I've owned has been "christened" with the two body shock test.

Have only recently picked up my Disco, so not had the chance... yet.

Got spotted by a vicar as he walked up to a steamy car suspiciously parked in the church car park one night though!
Also - got caught on video camera on an Asda car park same year!!!

Other conquests include on a river bank (did not see a fisherman on other side!), in a cinema while watching a film (I kid you not!), and on the kitchen work surface as my now wife's Mom and Dad were walking up the garden path!!!

All of these produce as much adrenaline as off-roading!



Horness

By Steve (Steve2) on Thursday, August 16, 2001 - 09:46 am: Edit

horness - you are a naughty monkey! off to the headmistress' office at once! i see detention in your furture lad!

- lost my (eh change..) in a ford fiesta (can't remeber even how), the scirocco was a feat and the golf gti was pretty simple. the audi coupe' was err, fun then i got married and the passat, audi 90quattro saw no action as a divorce ensued. neither did the cherokee - but the TENT stored in the jeep did see - 'things'. note same tent now in disco and has worked nicely again with an english tart no less. i like tents!

steve

By Jeff Bieler (Mrbieler) on Thursday, August 16, 2001 - 11:10 am: Edit

Last time I had sex in our truck, we had a baby 9 months later. Those things are dangerous! Don't have sex in your truck!!!!

;-)

By Anonymous on Thursday, August 16, 2001 - 11:37 am: Edit

Great someday that kid is going to find out they were concieved in the back of a truck

By Jeff Bieler (Mrbieler) on Thursday, August 16, 2001 - 11:41 am: Edit

As oppossed to on where?

By RVR OVR (Tom) on Thursday, August 16, 2001 - 12:00 pm: Edit

Better than in the back of a bar.

By gp (Garrett) on Thursday, August 16, 2001 - 12:12 pm: Edit

or better than a J**p. that's just wrong.

By Ho Chung (Ho) on Thursday, August 16, 2001 - 12:25 pm: Edit

damn, you all bored yet?
LOL

By Danno on Thursday, August 16, 2001 - 03:01 pm: Edit

Ho,

what ever happened to our gal from the British Bulldog BBS, Karina???

By Andy Nix (Andy) on Thursday, August 16, 2001 - 03:06 pm: Edit

isn't leslie a chick ?

By Andy Nix (Andy) on Thursday, August 16, 2001 - 03:06 pm: Edit

we've done it in the rangie before. kinda fun, that's what tinted windows are for...too bad you can't "untint" them for wheelin' ....

By C. Ross on Thursday, August 16, 2001 - 06:03 pm: Edit

Well,

Don't believe it when they say you can't get pregnant when they're breastfeeding and on the pill. The only privacy we got was in the back seat of our Disco(1 and only time). Now we are looking for jump seats so our new addition will fit in the Disco So do it at your own risk...

Ross
97 Disco LSE Looking for jump seats
Alex 4 years old
Elizabeth 14 months old
William to be born in December

By Kent Westbrook on Thursday, August 16, 2001 - 06:25 pm: Edit

I think you all have hit upon the makings for a new, annual, unofficial Land Rover event here. RoverSex instead of RoverFest. The hardcore crowd (oops, no pun meant) might disagree, but it sounds like a lot more fun than the Krispy Kreme Challenge. Is a suspension modification required for this activity or is a stock Disco sufficient?

By C. Ross on Thursday, August 16, 2001 - 06:58 pm: Edit

recommend at least OME HD's in the rear..."ouch"

Ross

By ohsh-t on Thursday, August 16, 2001 - 07:06 pm: Edit

Or remotely adjust the SLS for more motion.

By Karina on Thursday, August 16, 2001 - 08:08 pm: Edit

Hi, my name is Karina.
I have a "Detroit" in my rear and Bill put his big HD shafts in there together.

I must say it feels real good when I do the wild thing in the trails of Moab.

By gp (Garrett) on Friday, August 17, 2001 - 02:38 am: Edit

wouldn't RoverSex and the Krispy Kreme Challange kinda be the same thing Kent??? or at least combine them.

uh....karina my id on yahoo is epsom96.....drop me a line sometime.

By MTB on Friday, August 17, 2001 - 04:09 am: Edit

Garrett
I hope you are planning to bring the PSU ladies to the KKC. So far I thought the KKC was a guy thing so if you are looking for Roversex I'll stay home and keep trying to convince my wife I need help up on my roofrack.

Michael B

By gp (Garrett) on Friday, August 17, 2001 - 04:35 am: Edit

now there is an idea. a PSU KKC!!! (co-ed of course) i mean if they can have the 'Sex Fair' here that is sponsored by PSU the KKC or RoverSex should be a shoe in. they really did have this thing.......they showed pornos, little booths set up on the womans anatomy and just some really weird stuff. it got some pretty good press and many alums a little upset. not me of course. nothing like holsum entertainment for the masses.
BTW....the new Hooters in town got 250 applications in 1 hour.

By gp (Garrett) on Friday, August 17, 2001 - 04:43 am: Edit

william....on a different note.......check eBay for jump seats. i just saw some on there yesterday for a D1......don't remember if it was one with air or not. the bid was at $200.

By Eric N (Grnrvr) on Friday, August 17, 2001 - 04:54 am: Edit

Hey, every car/truck event need some hot women wearing next to nothing to stand around and look pretty. Wouldn't be an event with out them. Yes I am a dog. Just look at my profile...

By Kent Westbrook on Friday, August 17, 2001 - 06:08 am: Edit

Actually Garrett,

You may be right about KKC/RoverSex similarities. I don't know a whole lot about the details behind KKC, other than the name and the general suspension "flavor". But yeah, why not combine them, since they do deal with similar subjects.

And why haven't we heard from Karina more often?!?

By Rob Davison (Pokerob) on Friday, August 17, 2001 - 06:39 am: Edit

garret,

you need to let me know when that fair is going on again, hehe.. or just go have a drink at that hooters. man, that is going to be some prime tang there.

later
rob ;)

By Karina on Friday, August 17, 2001 - 06:46 am: Edit

Well, it's great to be wanted for a change.
The "Detroit" I have in the rear now is making some noise.

Garrett, perhaps I should try your "Detroit" this time?

By jef on Friday, August 17, 2001 - 09:08 am: Edit

you haven't heard from karina till now is because 'she' is actually a 'he'.....

By Karina on Friday, August 17, 2001 - 09:53 am: Edit

Jef,

Wanna find out if I am a he or a she?

By Murray (Cdnrvr) on Friday, August 17, 2001 - 10:58 am: Edit

hell ... this is sounding more like a support group than a message board

By jef on Friday, August 17, 2001 - 03:47 pm: Edit

sure, i'll be willing to find out. after a handle of southern comfort....

By Leslie N. Bright (Leslie) on Saturday, August 18, 2001 - 07:20 am: Edit

Uh.....

I was out-of-town this week, hate that I missed this thread until it was already dying.....

Andy(Nix),
Ask Ron if he thinks that I'm "cute".... LOL!!!!

I'm a 6', 240lb former infantry Marine.... now, post-military days, beard and mustache are present... I'd be one darn-ugly girl!!

My wife Laura gets a big kick out of all of the mail that I get sent... offers for panty hose, lingerie catalogs, etc. etc....

BTW..... "Leslie" is SUPPOSED to be the masculine form, "Lesley" the feminine... of course, it doesn't work that way anymore, "Leslie" can be for either now (but you don't see guys with the "Lesley" spelling). My grandfather, my dad, me, my son...

OH, also...

Just in case you didn't notice, I don't introduce myself as "Les", either... not w/ my last name....

-L

By Mike Cox on Saturday, August 18, 2001 - 07:09 pm: Edit

You'd prefer my name "Cox"? Actually, I helped my wife by marrying her, her maiden name was Mary Bush, now she's a Mary Cox! I wonder if I can do anything for my brother-in-law (really, no joke) Harry.

By gp (Garrett) on Sunday, August 19, 2001 - 10:41 am: Edit

um first off i don't have a 'detroit'....but hell if you get me drunk enough i just may have to run out and get one there karina, larry or whatever you are.

and yes the new hooters is going to be prime. i have had a hard time sleeping at night lately. (no pun intended)

anytime you are heading up (rob or others for that matter) let me know. the miami game coming up is going to be a little out of hand....more mounted troopers on every other corner this season.

may want to invest in a air mattress for the disco!!!

i mean how can you go wrong with 54K screaming girls at a PSU game?

for the love of humanity let me get a teaching job there soon.

By gp (Garrett) on Sunday, August 19, 2001 - 01:42 pm: Edit

rob~ just remembered what you were saying about the 'fair'. i had no idea what you were talking about.......took me a few hours to figure it out. don't think it will be happening any time soon with all the bad publicity it got. guess i could start my own here at my house.
and karina.....by golly i do have a detroit you can take a look at. send me pics first.
Ho. i think you guys should start a personals section to dweb!!

By dave on Monday, August 20, 2001 - 12:06 am: Edit

Sex in the disco? Shiyat. A disco is like a jungle jim inside! No problemo.

Me and my wife had sex in our '86 MR2 once...not *that* was tricky ;-)