Get home, pk!

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Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message   By RVR OVR (Tom) on Monday, August 20, 2001 - 05:02 am: Edit

PK - thanks for the article. I enjoyed reading it. Good tips for newbies and oldies alike.

Tom

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message   By C. Ross on Monday, August 20, 2001 - 05:11 am: Edit

I agree, very informative article. I wish more folks would post articles like that. Some of us are only able to go wheeling once or twice a year and it really helps to have the information.

Ross
97 Disco
94 D90 "BUY ME!"

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message   By Marc on Monday, August 20, 2001 - 05:32 am: Edit

What article? Sounds like something I should read.
-Marc

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message   By Moe on Monday, August 20, 2001 - 06:16 am: Edit

Yes, nice article. Great touch with wiring the fuel pump from the running lights. Was it the connection under DS rear wheel well that was the final culprit?

Sometimes what gets us home is so simple and obvious that it is easily overlooked.

Have you heard this story?

A Disco driver gets a flat outside of an institution for the insane. He jacks up the vehicle, removes the lug nuts and places them to side. But when removing the wheel, he knocks the lug nuts into the storm drain. The cursing starts and out comes the cell phone. An onlooker (yes, a patient) offers up some simple advice: "Remove a single lug nut from the other 3 wheels and it should be good enough to get you down the road." The astonished Disco driver trying to weigh this insightful advice against the patient's current position, asks the patient why he is in the institution. The patient responds: "I may be crazy but I'm not stupid"

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message   By Daniel on Monday, August 20, 2001 - 06:54 am: Edit

Moe, have you ever heard the other punchline to that?
It goes like this:
The driver is a shrink himself and the patient asks for his help in getting out. The shrink promises to see what he can do and goes about removing a lug from each wheel and placing them on the spare. When finished, he thanks the patient and turns to get into his truck. He is stunned when he is hit in the back of the head by a large rock, evidently thrown by this patient. He turns to the patient with a look of bewilderment to which the patient answeres, "YOU WON'T FORGET,...WILL YOU?"


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