By gp (Garrett) on Thursday, October 04, 2001 - 02:20 am: Edit

This is what someone has posted on eBay. Not to worry.....not offensive!!!

And someone actually bid on it. Wasn't me......


http://home.houston.rr.com/surrenderownz/auction.htm

By Horness Spencer (Horness) on Thursday, October 04, 2001 - 04:07 am: Edit

Like the idea. Shame you can't fight back though.

Shame it's not actually a ebay item. Hosted on a shared web server.


HRNESS

By Bluegill (Bluegill) on Thursday, October 04, 2001 - 06:34 am: Edit

that's pretty damn funny. You know, I was sorting through (and deleting) the hoards of Rover-related email I had stored for some reason, and I found several messages to and from the deadbeat. I almost sent him $600 for that winch he had for sale. Glad I didn't. If he'd cheated me, I'd have to up the ante to include bone breaking.

By mike w on Thursday, October 04, 2001 - 06:43 am: Edit

whats the point if you cant fight back!

By Anonymous on Thursday, October 04, 2001 - 06:51 am: Edit

That is some funny ***t. Is that the guy who swindled some Discoweb folks out of their money or someone else?

By gp (Garrett) on Thursday, October 04, 2001 - 01:35 pm: Edit

yeah.......that was me. was suppose to get some hella 1000's in exchange for money i sent and all i got was his answering serice every day.

By Steve (Steve2) on Thursday, October 04, 2001 - 01:56 pm: Edit

as a weird aside - i used to be married to a woman who's mother was a psychologist. one of her patience was a senior airline pilot for northwest (i think?) - he could not orgasm or get any pleasure from sex until he ran out naked in the snow, curled up into a ball and was peed on and or beaten by his wife.

also bear in mind there are dungeons around - not my cup of tea - but obviously someones!

steve

By Bluegill (Bluegill) on Friday, October 05, 2001 - 06:13 am: Edit

Steve, that's a lovely story. THis guy must have been pretty tense during the summer...

By Andrew Vick (Afv) on Friday, October 05, 2001 - 06:22 am: Edit

How do you suppose they figured out the snow/pee routine? Experimentation begets the desired result, eh?

By KJ on Friday, October 05, 2001 - 06:31 am: Edit

It's tales like this that remind me too much spare time can be a bad thing. I mean, if that pilot had to dodge the stray dinosaur here and there, that snow scenario just wouldn't ever come up....


Uncle Steve, tell us another story.....pleeeease?????

Karen ;)

By gp (Garrett) on Monday, October 08, 2001 - 02:41 am: Edit

yes do tell more. the one where Scott gets attacked by a mob of carneys at the circus and they force feed him fried dough and elephant dung is my favorite.......come on.....please!!!!

not sure if that means i want Scott to move to Florida or the Artic? either is good. but i like the beating part regardless.