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Old 05-18-2018, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by msggunny View Post
I think Kennith might be right, get it running and sell it.
Oh, Kennith fucking NAILED it.
Think of EVERY car ad you've ever seen.
Not a single one was to sell a car.
All of them sold a "lifestyle".
rugged offroader
beach babe magnet
urban douchebag thug wannabe
hip millennial who can't drive and needs his car to brake for him & tell him when he's out of his lane
middle-aged married bi-curious hang-glider guy

Turn it into a running version of the series truck that's at the Disney Animal Kingdom ride, cut the price in half, and that fucker will be gone so fast your head will spin.

Do sharks complain about Monday? No.
They're up early, biting shit, chasing stuff, being scary,
reminding everyone that they are a fucking shark.
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