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Old 05-18-2018, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by msggunny View Post
I think Kennith might be right, get it running and sell it.
Oh, Kennith fucking NAILED it.
Think of EVERY car ad you've ever seen.
Not a single one was to sell a car.
All of them sold a "lifestyle".
rugged offroader
beach babe magnet
urban douchebag thug wannabe
hip millennial who can't drive and needs his car to brake for him & tell him when he's out of his lane
middle-aged married bi-curious hang-glider guy

Turn it into a running version of the series truck that's at the Disney Animal Kingdom ride, cut the price in half, and that fucker will be gone so fast your head will spin.
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