I want:
1: A multi-user scribble space.
2: Screen sharing.
3: Video and audio chat.
4: It had better keep the hell out of my shit.
5: Encryption.
THAT'S ALL!
I don't want any damned integrations, remote control of programs, launching nonsense within programs, or anything of the like. I don't want to manage a fucking schedule, organize events, or be anywhere near a program that will not keep itself to itself.
I don't want it poking around my contacts, arranging new contacts, sharing data or any similar feature aside from what I've listed above.
What the hell happened to simple, portable programs that just create a direct connection? Cisco, aside from the foolishness of running you up and down a list of everyone online used to do it. Hell, the Imagination Network from Sierra On-Line used to do most of it, but that was before the era of multimedia.
Now Webex is a joke. Skype integrates contacts and combines business and personal. Nobody knows what the fuck Microsoft Teams actually does, Google anything is terrible, fuck Apple, and so on...
I want something that does what I want to do and absolutely nothing else. I'd prefer a traditional program, and their own website will be IGNORED immediately if it's full of bullshit corporate-speak instead of useful information about the product.
I am of the mind, at this time, that no good collaboration software exists for someone who just wants to communicate and get shit done with a small team or simply one person. Honestly, I don't think I need anything like this, but if I hear it one more time from someone who thinks shit can't be done without it, I'm going to smash some fucking skulls in real time to get my rocks off and cool the jets, so here I am.
What's out there that's not bullshit?
If you want to know what I think is perfect, here it is: STEAM!
Obviously it's not collaboration software, but it should be the bones behind some, that's for sure.
Screen share should simply be a capture function. End of story. There is no need for any further access. I won't tolerate any further access. Record what I'm looking at and transmit it. Nothing more.
This is bulllshit. Every time this comes up my god damned blood fucking boils over.
Cheers,
Kennith
1: A multi-user scribble space.
2: Screen sharing.
3: Video and audio chat.
4: It had better keep the hell out of my shit.
5: Encryption.
THAT'S ALL!
I don't want any damned integrations, remote control of programs, launching nonsense within programs, or anything of the like. I don't want to manage a fucking schedule, organize events, or be anywhere near a program that will not keep itself to itself.
I don't want it poking around my contacts, arranging new contacts, sharing data or any similar feature aside from what I've listed above.
What the hell happened to simple, portable programs that just create a direct connection? Cisco, aside from the foolishness of running you up and down a list of everyone online used to do it. Hell, the Imagination Network from Sierra On-Line used to do most of it, but that was before the era of multimedia.
Now Webex is a joke. Skype integrates contacts and combines business and personal. Nobody knows what the fuck Microsoft Teams actually does, Google anything is terrible, fuck Apple, and so on...
I want something that does what I want to do and absolutely nothing else. I'd prefer a traditional program, and their own website will be IGNORED immediately if it's full of bullshit corporate-speak instead of useful information about the product.
I am of the mind, at this time, that no good collaboration software exists for someone who just wants to communicate and get shit done with a small team or simply one person. Honestly, I don't think I need anything like this, but if I hear it one more time from someone who thinks shit can't be done without it, I'm going to smash some fucking skulls in real time to get my rocks off and cool the jets, so here I am.
What's out there that's not bullshit?
If you want to know what I think is perfect, here it is: STEAM!
Obviously it's not collaboration software, but it should be the bones behind some, that's for sure.
Screen share should simply be a capture function. End of story. There is no need for any further access. I won't tolerate any further access. Record what I'm looking at and transmit it. Nothing more.
This is bulllshit. Every time this comes up my god damned blood fucking boils over.
Cheers,
Kennith