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Old 09-08-2008, 02:47 AM
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Burglar Arrested After Sausage Attack

FRESNO (AP) ― Fresno County authorities have arrested a man they say broke into the home of two farmworkers, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.

Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez of Fresno was found hiding in a nearby field wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks.

Burrimond said Vasquez was arrested after deputies found a wallet containing his ID at the ransacked house just east of Fresno.

The victims told deputies they awoke Saturday morning to the stranger applying spices to one of them and striking the other with an 8-inch sausage.

Burrimond said money allegedly stolen in the burglary was recovered. The sausage was tossed away by the fleeing suspect and eaten by a dog.

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I want to know what spices were involved?
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Burglar Arrested After Sausage Attack

FRESNO (AP) ― Fresno County authorities have arrested a man they say broke into the home of two farmworkers, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.
Am I reading it right, or my command of the English language is really bad? So the burglar broke into a house and "rubbed spices on one guy and whacked the other with a sausage?"
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Come clean, Calirovin, you made that up didn't you? That's just too funny to be true. I've read that about a dozen times now & I still can't get through it without laughing my ass off. The dammned dog ate the evidence!
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I'll bet dollars to dimes the guy had been smoking meth.
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I'll bet dollars to dimes the guy had been smoking meth.
I'll bet they were smoking each other's peckers.
Sounds like some wierd sex thing gone awry. They are probably Democrats.
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Old 09-08-2008, 10:30 PM
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I want to know what spices were involved?
"Pappy's Seasoning"

http://www.fresnobee.com/263/story/848554.html

I'm saving this link so whenever I'm having a shitty day, I can re-read it & get a good laugh.
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I'll bet they were smoking each other's peckers.
Sounds like some wierd sex thing gone awry. They are probably Democrats.
Probably ... Republicans and gay sex - impossible!

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